Must be a bit slow.
Slow Lloris
Slow Lloris
It sounds to me like you know exactly what’s wrong with these footballers.I don't know what is wrong with these footballers it's like they have no common sense.
Sleeping with every living being on his way home is indeed a few moving parts.Tbf the Rooney story had quite a few more moving parts to it.
Unashamedly stolen from the meme tweet going aroundHe's got more points than Arsenal.
It sounds to me like you know exactly what’s wrong with these footballers.
I've always felt he missed the crucial one, unknown knowns!because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don't know we don't know.
He's got more points than Arsenal.
Not sure what you're talking about. I'd never steal anything from something I saw on Twitter, literally seconds before my post...Unashamedly stolen from the meme tweet going around
A shame, he's highly mistake prone, not at all as good as people would have you think and I'd much rather he been in the mix against us than their backup who surely can't be much worse.
Wouldn't even need to use a regular taxi service. I'm sure there's exclusive limo/chauffeur/driver services available 24/7 in big cities like London at a premium that come with discretion assured. If there isn't there needs to be.Never understood why players on massive wages drink and drive. Just get a £5-10 tax ffs..
Which is worse:
A. Taxi driver telling his friends he dropped Lloris home and he was bollocked drunk (which no one would believe)
B. Being caught drink driving, named and shamed / risk ban.
Idiot..
I look forward to Glaston explaining why this is actually a good thing.
What the feck was he out at 2.30am for also. Actually the last player of ours I thought would do this, doubt he will be captaining us or France for the foreseeable.He's by miles the best keeper at the club and whilst mistake prone, still easily one of the better ones in the league. His errors are balanced by the fact that how quick he is off his line saves us a ton of potential chances for the opposition, and he's made a ton of crucial saves for us that the likes of Vorm just aren't capable of. Had a bit of a poor season to be fair to him, but the WC was basically him in a nutshell: some crucial saves for France, probably would have won the golden glove until making a silly error in the final game.
Complete moron for this though. There's absolutely no excuse for drunk driving, especially when you're a millionaire footballer who can call a private car so easily. Putting other people in danger for your own selfishness is a fecking disgrace.
Well, the alcohol was acting as a stimulant and increasing his reflexes and at the end of the day nobody was killed so the added increase to his skills plus the incoming revenue from drink drive advertisers, that will go into buying new players, is nothing but a good thing that will increase our standing and league position.I look forward to Glaston explaining why this is actually a good thing.
Does seem very strange but there have been no stories of dangerous driving, or what his alcohol levels were yet. Could have been traffic cops bored at 2.30am and seeing a flash car then realising it was registered to Lloris. Will find out more at his court date.So without reading the story, im guessing he must have had a lot to drink, to affect his driving. Thus to be stopped and breathalyzed.
Which means he went out with the intent of drinking. So, its pretty nuts that he drove himself there.
Why would he have been bollocked drunk? Could’ve been to a restaurant with his wife and drunk two glasses of wine for example. And no, of course that’s not an excuse but it paints a whole other picture than “Lloris caught behind the wheel completely off his face”.Never understood why players on massive wages drink and drive. Just get a £5-10 tax ffs..
Which is worse:
A. Taxi driver telling his friends he dropped Lloris home and he was bollocked drunk (which no one would believe)
B. Being caught drink driving, named and shamed / risk ban.
Idiot..
I agree we don't know how bad he was, not that it really matters, but it was at 2.30am FFS, school night and should have been in bed.Why would he have been bollocked drunk? Could’ve been to a restaurant with his wife and drunk two glasses of wine for example. And no, of course that’s not an excuse but it paints a whole other picture than “Lloris caught behind the wheel completely off his face”.
God knows. Will wait to hear the details, but it doesn't look good, especially when we have a huge game on Monday.What the feck was he out at 2.30am for also. Actually the last player of ours I thought would do this, doubt he will be captaining us or France for the foreseeable.
Agreed.Why would he have been bollocked drunk? Could’ve been to a restaurant with his wife and drunk two glasses of wine for example. And no, of course that’s not an excuse but it paints a whole other picture than “Lloris caught behind the wheel completely off his face”.
Who comes home from a restaurant at 2:30 AM? I think it's unlikely he was off his face, but does sound like it was more than a couple of glasses of wine with the wife to me.Why would he have been bollocked drunk? Could’ve been to a restaurant with his wife and drunk two glasses of wine for example. And no, of course that’s not an excuse but it paints a whole other picture than “Lloris caught behind the wheel completely off his face”.
He was out with Giroud and Koscielny catching up after the World Cup it sounds like.Who comes home from a restaurant at 2:30 AM? I think it's unlikely he was off his face, but does sound like it was more than a couple of glasses of wine with the wife to me.
Are you being serious?I see Chelsea fans on twitter saying this is worse than Alonso
What did Alonso do?I see Chelsea fans on twitter saying this is worse than Alonso
Our match is on Monday so he should be there unless Pochettino decides to leave him out.Anyway, in footballing terms - what does this mean for the Spurs game? Is he likely to miss out? And if so, is their back-up any good?
Drove into a wall over the speeding limit while drunk, killing a passenger. Original sentence was 21 months but he got it reduced to a fine and a driving ban which he had already served.What did Alonso do?
He will be banned from driving not from playing football so it means nothing for the Spurs game.Naughty boy indeed! No laughing matter - anyone who does stupid things to endanger lives of others through their carelessness deserves punishment.
Anyway, in footballing terms - what does this mean for the Spurs game? Is he likely to miss out? And if so, is their back-up any good?
Lloris has pissed himself in that picture...Photos from some DJ last night with Lloris and Giroud/Koscielny last night ... looks like they did too much celebration
Has he has an accident in the pants here ?Photos from some DJ last night with Lloris and Giroud/Koscielny last night ... looks like they did too much celebration
Beat me to it....Lloris has pissed himself in that picture...