Lukaku's non-celebrations

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    Hellboy Full Member

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    Is he reading the caf ?

    :lol:
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    SwansonsTache incontinent sexual deviant & German sausage lover

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    He used to play for WBA.

    He only celebrated against Everton because their supporters took the piss out of him.
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    Randall Flagg Worst of the best

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    To be fair I don’t care. If it works for him and he keeps scoring it’s all good
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    Hellboy Full Member

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    He used to play for Bournemouth also or something ?
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    Di Maria's angel Captain of Moanchester United

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    As a wise man once said, does the postman celebrate when he delivers letters?
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    Jacko21 Full Member

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    I’m fine with it.

    There’s not a great deal to celebrate.
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    DWelbz19 Correctly predicted Portugal to win Euro 2016

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    It's almost a celebration in itself -- I'm doing my job here, professional. Let's carrying on scoring and winning, we'll celebrate when we're first type of stuff.
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    dwd Saturday Night Spies

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    Seems a few are ignoring this :lol:
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    Getting tedious tbh.

    Nearly getting to Martial (constant sulking) mode, which I abhor.
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    Once had a trial at Bournemouth as a 13yo.
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    villain Hates Beyoncé

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    I like when he stands still and just puts his arms out.

    Also, people don’t like when Pogba and Lingard celebrate, now Lukaku is getting criticised for not celebrating?
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    Minimalist New Member

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    Really don't know why people care.
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    Classical Mechanic Full Member

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    The question is if he is sulking because of the stick he got from the fans for one of the worst United performances I have ever seen against City.
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    el3mel Full Member

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    He had a terrible game against City, which may have costed us any chance to catch them, so don't think he'll go mad in celebration for a while, till he scores a really important goal.
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    RedPed Full Member

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    For feck's sake, Martial does not sulk?? What's the matter with you people?
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    SER19 Full Member

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    Don't care.
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    12OunceEpilogue Full Member Scout

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    I couldn't give a toss. He's been rightly criticised for being poor in a few matches so if he feels like he wants to make a point now fair play.
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    NotoriousISSY $10mil and I fecked it up!

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    At least he isn’t doing the dab.

    Don’t give a shit if he celebrates or not. Maybe it’s like that thing you do when you say I’m not shaving until I’ve achieved xy and z. Maybe he’s waiting to hit his 20 goal mark or something.

    Who knows, who cares? Score more goals, that’s all we should care about.
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    automaticflare Full Member

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    In general people are idiots
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    Rado_N Yaaas Broncos!

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    Ironing.
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    Shane88 Actually Nostradamus

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    If he needs to be a sulking twat to score goals then fair enough.
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    freeurmind weak willed

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    Who cares? As long as he's scoring goals, he can do what he wants.
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    the unknown one. Full Member

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    None of our players should celebrate because we are second and they should feel great shame or something.
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    Florida Man Cartoon expert and crap superhero

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    He’s a WUM. Best ignore him.
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    AngliaRed Full Member

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    Really, a thread for this?

    Couldn’t this be discussed in the Lukaku 17/18 thread?
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    Damien Self-Aware RedCafe Database (and Admin) Staff

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    Read his tagline.

    No idea why he didn't celebrate against Bournemouth but he doesn't usually celebrate against West Brom.
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    SkeppyRed Lineups Game Winner 2012/13

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    That IS his celebration.

    He's probably waiting till we achieve something significant before celebrating, unlike a certain confetti throwing bunch of cheating cnuts.
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    OnlyTwoDaSilvas Gullible

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    Mourinho didn't celebrate either.

    When both a manager and a centre forward don't celebrate an opening goal, what does that mean? Perhaps one of the resident Body Language Analysts can answer. Show your work.
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    villain Hates Beyoncé

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    Next topic: Lukaku’s gloves, a cause for concern?
    How can he have the audacity to wrap up his hands when we haven’t wrapped up the league yet?
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    Varun Moderator Staff

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    I'm fine with him breaking down in tears as long as he keeps putting the ball in the back of the net.
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    El Jefe Full Member

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    I think he's disappointed in himself for his form in the top games.

    He's desperate to prove his critics wrong and thinks goals against Bournemouth and West Brom are things he's expected to do.
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    shaky Full Member

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    This kind of attitude is why. We have a bunch of entitled, joyless fans who don't even really care about the results, as long as they have something to whine about. Self flagellation is the only acceptable goal celebration.
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    BAMSOLA Has issues!

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    This. Not sure what the inquiry is about the commentary did mention the West Brom connection.
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    the unknown one. Full Member

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    This celebration is far better.

    Concentrate on the resumption of play.
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    Kapardin New Member

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    I like it. He had a mare against City, and if this is his way of acknowledging that and channeling his anger, I am all for it.

    Dunno if it is also because its' West Brom, of course.
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    abdo99 Full Member

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    I haven't celebrated either. There is nothing to celebrate at the moment. The defeat against City has ruined everything and these kind of results take a while to get over. Lukaku himself knows he hasn't been good enough recently and maybe feels he let the team down vs City which I can fully understand.
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    HJ12 New Member

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    FS! For 10 minutes after he scored against WBA, the commentators are going on about this non celebration. Then the whole freakin half time analysis in studio as well! Robbie Fowler: "Man united paid a lot of money for him so he should celebrate". Wtf? Pundits can't stick the boot in because of lack of goals, now they're looking for other nonsense crap to go on about.
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    Idxomer Full Member

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    He's paying a tribute to Cantona.
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    CG1010 Full Member

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    I thought its obvious? He is still feeling bad about his role in defeat by City, and can't get himself to celebrate anything yet?
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    clarkydaz Full Member

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    how endearing