White Lightning.Singha beer.
White Lightning.Singha beer.
Needs a new one, red instead of blue
White Lightning.
With a thread of it's own in the match day forum
This is correct, it's practically the first thing everyone was corrected on when he first came to England.The H version is for spanish Jose. Portuguese is just Jose
Lots of people wear watches.It says much about modern football that they think people still wear watches.
Who's our abacus partner?
Don't bloody encourage them, Steve!
Singha beer.
Well let's get him signing his contract in full view of a Jaguar and a Chevy, wearing a Rolex and Hublot on each arm, in a Mountain Dew T-shirt, chugging a bottle of Singha beer.Mountain Dew.
Weirdly I just received the following promotional email from United:Does he drink Pepsi or Coke? In fact, which drink does United endorse?
Wake up, sheeple - this is just the start of a flood of JoMo merchandise touted by Evil Mendes and the Class of 1892.Don't bloody encourage them, Steve!
If I was earning the kind of money Jose does I'd have no issue spending tens of thousands on watches.Watches are useful. Anyone who talks about how great they are, how they need particular characteristics in a watch or who would spend tens of thousands on one can instantly be written off as a human being. It's like a feckwit name tag.
That seals it, we JoMo now.
So Johnnowhite is involved too?Wake up, sheeple - this is just the start of a flood of JoMo merchandise touted by Evil Mendes and the Class of 1892.
Get with the program, Swano.ffs, we might as well go full scouse.
"Hendo", "Flanno" etc.
I dunno, I'd take a free Corvette.Tbh I'd rather walk or cycle than drive a Chevy
Its worse than that.Here I am refreshing this page every few minutes to see if he's appointed yet and they're holding up the deal over free watches and cars? My god
Oh god JoMo.
Get with the program, Swano.
They'd have to twist your arm a bit, no doubt, but it'd do I suppose.I dunno, I'd take a free Corvette.
this is still going
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United might have hit a snag with the Jose Mourinho deal...
The European Union’s Intellectual Property Office database confirms that ‘Jose Mourinho’ is registered as a trademark of Chelsea Football Club Limited.
The application was received in March 2005, during the Portuguese coach’s first season at the club. It was registered the following year and Chelsea’s ownership of the name is only due to expire in 2025.
Mate, all of this strikes me as stringing the deal along for as long as possible to keep the story going. Madrid are notorious in how they manipulate employees' image rights, Mendes actually butted heads with them over Ronaldo's, and Jose was there for years.Chelsea owning Jose's name: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...ll-owned-by-former-club-chelsea-a7047866.html
They have provided a link to European Union's Intellectual property database:
https://euipo.europa.eu/eSearch/#details/trademarks/004365755
No expert in this shit but given that trademark was registered in 2005 and Mou has changed multiple clubs since then, it can hardly be an issue.
Don't worry, it is newspaper bollocks. How many clubs have he managed since 2005?Tweet
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No worries, we'll just wait 9 years.Tweet
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