I've changed my mind. I now hope his dick grows to immense size, but his bellend falls off so the entire thing is useless.
I'm sure I'll open myself up to the usual comments, but I don't agree with this idea that he's moved for some destiny type "I will become the best in the world" thing, he has moved because his dad and himself wanted to earn a massive chunk of money. He'll be the highest paid player in the world based on football earnings now. But he has left the no.1 ranked league, to join a smaller club in the no.5 ranked league. If the Ballon D'Or is as important to him as people have suggested, why is this the better bet than staying put? He is 25. At Barca, I wouldn't have been surprised if in 2 years he had become the top man at the club. In terms of competitors for global fame and whatever, Messi is 30, Ronaldo is 32. Who else? Suarez is 30 as well, so I also never accepted this idea that Neymar was the third man in the attack. Neymar is much more a franchise player, like Messi, Suarez isn't in that category at all. You can build a team and sadly a brand around a Neymar, not a Suarez. He's an ugly player (Yes, I know, haha), not a stylish flair player like Neymar.
Zlatan managed to extend his career, and massively pad out his goal stats by moving to France, but even being the key star of a PSG team hoovering up cups and leagues, he was no more likely to win the Ballon D'or than he was at Juve or Barca or Inter or anywhere else. He is going to literally have to carry PSG to the CL at LEAST once to become the undisputed best player in the world, IMO. AND probably have an impressive World Cup next year. If the French league have ambitions of becoming the top league in Europe, they'll probably need to reverse the current plan of all the clubs getting shredded every transfer window except PSG, Monaco had barely won the title and half the squad were packing their bags.
TL: DR Neymar has made it harder, not easier, for him to become the no.1 player in the world IMO.