Tell that to the person who made the joke in the first place. I can't remember who it was but it was probably @Pexbo cause we all know what he's like.
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
I should have known really, mods need to clamp down on this sort of thing if you ask me.
Stone cold evil.
I think if this is left to the Koreans themselves they would sort it out without the American influence. Kim wants to live his life in N. Korea and he is not stupid enough to try and invade South Korea, nuclear weapons or not. The Chinese would not let him do such a foolish thing in the first place. No one in Asia wants a war in Asia.
She looks like a villain straight out of a movie.
In my opinion, there are two potential candidates, should Kim Jong-Un pass away.
Option One: If the hereditary dynasty is to be preserved, Kim Yo-Jong is a possible candidate.
Option Two: North Korea does not have an official line of succession. So it may not be a Kim family member. It might be a figure from the Politburo Standing Committee. Choe Ryong-Hae*, Chairman of the Organisation and Guidance Department, is the obvious choice. The other two are too old to last long.
The Funeral Committee, should Kim Jong-Un die, would offer an important clue as to who would succeed him.
* Apparently one of his sons is married to Kim Yo-Jong. Interesting twist.
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Found this great photo of Supreme Leader channelling John Shaft earlier in March while perving Google image search for pics of his sister which led me to this article:
https://www.nknews.org/2020/03/kim-yo-jong-sister-of-kim-jong-un-lashes-out-at-foolish-south-korea/
Interesting that she made such a strong statement at the time considering the rumours circulating now.
CNN Indonesia apologizes for using "crash landing on you Hyun Bin" picture on their coverage about North Korea.
Seeing lots of unconfirmed reports today that he’s actually snuffed it?
Decent chance that if he did indeed die a few days ago, that news would only just be trickling out now.
no way CIA/Mossad etc won't know about this if he indeed died a few days ago.
It would make the events around the death of Stalin look tame in comparison.
I wonder if he is in a coma and they dare not do anything in case he comes around and starts killing everyone who even suggested he wasn't going to make it?
I wonder if he is in a coma and they dare not do anything in case he comes around and starts killing everyone who even suggested he wasn't going to make it?
Indeed, but it would take some time to get out into the public from both places imo.
https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3922763
Kim in vegetative state.
Few other news outlets reporting the same.
Kim in vegetative state.
Few other news outlets reporting the same.
about time he went on a diet
Deserves worse.
Didn't realise he was only 36.
Stone?
If the story is true that he went vegetative due to complications during heart surgery because the surgeon was scared of him and not used to operating on obese people (because there aren’t any in NK), that’s some cosmic karma stuff.
It would sort of parallel the death of Stalin, at least the movie version.
It would sort of parallel the death of Stalin, at least the movie version.
Generally, obese people are at very high risk of complications or death during surgery, regardless of nerves or experience.
Any idea of how looney Kim's possible airs are?
Sounds too quiet for it not to be true - there would be definite sightings if not imo.
Nothing on babestation
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idk, but his brother and sister are both pretty fit
if his brother takes over NK might turn into a massive eric clapton themepark
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I’m kinda attracted to his sister. Is she an absolute psychopath too?
2020 is wild
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TMZ just posted an article saying he's dead. I know it's TMZ but death announcements tend to be their forte.
https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/25/north-korea-dictator-kim-jong-un-dead-dies-heart-surgery-reports/
https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/25/north-korea-dictator-kim-jong-un-dead-dies-heart-surgery-reports/
no she's a perfectly normal high ranking member of a tyrannical regime
So clap for Kim Jong Un?
Makes you wonder what kind of sources Tmz has
Dennis Rodman's mobile number.
Can you imagine how good they must be feeling right now.
Every day waking up knowing that your whole public persona is in the life of a miserable gobshite who has no talent. Now you see the news that he is gone and you tentatively realise that maybe life isn’t shit. Maybe you don’t have to live your life in servitude to a complete wanker in love with himself who changes his mind on a moments notice.
EDIT: I had this post saved for when Mourinho was going to be fired from Tottenham, but since the season got curtailed I figure I’ll use it here instead.
Every day waking up knowing that your whole public persona is in the life of a miserable gobshite who has no talent. Now you see the news that he is gone and you tentatively realise that maybe life isn’t shit. Maybe you don’t have to live your life in servitude to a complete wanker in love with himself who changes his mind on a moments notice.
EDIT: I had this post saved for when Mourinho was going to be fired from Tottenham, but since the season got curtailed I figure I’ll use it here instead.
I feel like she’d kill and eat you after the deed, like a tarantula