Official: Manchester United sign Ángel Di María

[Hernandez - BFA]

Surreal signing. Angel fecking Di Maria. Crazy. How many times did I watch him last season thinking "feck, look at him go", I have no idea. Would have never have thought he'd be ours

We now have a proper #7. I can not wait till his debut.

 

[Cooksen]

Where is Ed's other hand?

Wanking like the rest of us.

 

[Mali_Zeus]

I was always surfing Vidal thread and I never thought we would sign Di Maria really. Delighted!

 

[Ramshock]

So on SSN it said his crossing success rate was 22% if thats good then wtf is Valencia and Youngs? 2%?

 

[LR7]

Where is Ed's other hand?

On his Woody? Sorry!

 

[bosnian_red]

I reckon it'll be a defender in for Van Persie with our full-backs pushed up.

Or just Carrick dropping back when needed to form part of the back 3. It's a perfect blend that I think, having him as the holding midfielder.

 

[Sandikan]

Woodward's eyes: "feck you, muppets and haters, feck you."

we watched the space, we gave up, and we were rewarded.

 

[Skills]

 

[Cassidy]

I actually cannot believe we have signed a top world class player like him, and not from the EPL. This is unprecedented hopefully a sign of things to come.

 

[Dan]

 

[JTW95]

Where is Ed's other hand?

Chopped off by Caftards.

We are sorry Ed. You can have it back.

 

[nemanja15]

No #7 confirmation yet? Interesting.

 

[entropy]

 

[Castia]

What a signing, I'm absolutely delighted!

Welcome Di Maria

 

[December_16]

"Watch this space." - Ed

What a legend.

 

[NessunDorma]

What are you on about?

I imagine we will shift to 4-3-3 now we have ADM

We have ADM, but we still need a DM. Good signing and all the boy, but someone like Alex Song would suit our needs better . . .

 

[Dylan94]

Finally! Let the site crash commence! Well done Studward and thank you Ronaldo! Vidal now please!

 

[JohnDoe]

Always gets me

 

[Hellboy]

No #7 confirmation yet? Interesting.

They just want to milk it.

 

[Infra-red]

This, by the way, is brilliant.

 

[Sandikan]

Where is Ed's other hand?

monstering one off of course.

 

[Sixpence]

This guy can run marathons, his fitness and stamina is off the scale.

 

[sullydnl]

Awesome. Quality player.

Hopefully the signings will continue so our brilliant attacking players are given a defence and midfield that allows them to perform.

 

[Sandikan]

We never even made a bid for Vidal.
Anyways, I'd put money on it being this:

De Gea
Rafael Evans Rojo Shaw
Carrick
Herrera Di Maria
Mata
Rooney Van Persie​

tasty as anything on paper.
look forward to seeing how it actually pans out though.

 

[pseudo_canadian]

What a truly fantastic signing, such a coup for us

Feels like I'm dreaming because this is just surreal.

 

[mancan92]

That War chest

 

[DeMono]

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Yeah, come and watch how he demolished us.

 

[Niall]

Return of the world class #7

 

[QuackQuack]

Welcome to Manchester!

 

[Hojoon]

Great signing.

 

[MTR]

Prince Charles now has the 2nd biggest ears in the UK.

Bale promoted to 1st place in Spain?

 

[CassiusClaymore]

Awesome. Can't wait to see him pull on the number 7 for us.

Couldn't give a monkeys about the fee. Rather it go on players than in the Glazers pockets.

 

[MDFC Manager]

We never even made a bid for Vidal.
Anyways, I'd put money on it being this:

De Gea
Rafael Evans Rojo Shaw
Carrick
Herrera Di Maria
Mata
Rooney Van Persie​

Looks brilliant. Now to get them all fit at once...

 

[DeMono]

Return of the world class #7

I won't except that name, only Ángel Di María should be used.

 

[MTR]

So on SSN it said his crossing success rate was 22% if thats good then wtf is Valencia and Youngs? 2%?

Young this season is 6%

 

[Ace of Spades]

Get in, fantastic signing.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Woody is loving this.

Can you blame him?

 

[S.A.N.F]

Return of the world class #7

 

[Minimalist]

Good job. Now for Vidal.

 

[Zoo]

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[MTR]

Return of the world class #7

This stats aren't encouraging.

just kiddin'