RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 20-18/19 Edition

[SteveJ]

'Engelbert Humperdinck stole our title':

So is it just about winning or do people pay to be entertained? Stuea Bucharest won the Champions League (EC) but was it entertainment?

American Pie (stopped by Chicory Tip), Penny Lane/Strawberry Fields (stopped by Englebert Humperdinck), Vienna (stopped by Joe Dolce), Smells like teen spirit (stopped by Elton John and George Michael), Wonderwall (stopped by Robson and Jerome) all failed to top the charts but we know which songs we remember. I've not given up, far from it, but they have been fantastic (and memorable)

 

[Buchan]

Not a great Barca side by any means. Suarez looks a shadow of the player he was. Messi is the xfactor and we all know he can be kept relatively quiet.
We will be a big test for Barca too, their aging midfielders are going to be pressed, there whole back line stretched.

Suarez does what Barca does - fill his boots against shite Liga sides.

Are we still in the ‘Bullish’ phase of the Boom-Bust Cycle?

 

[P-Nut]

Give me some salt

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Don’t tell me. 11mm

Just fecking typical..
11mm when we played them..
And now the Jammy c*nts score with the ball just millimeteres over the line.. fecking cheating bastards.. feck off you corrupt c*nts.. just feck right off.. bastards..

Fuccckkkkkmk offffffffffffff

Well at least leicester won well today

Brendan will go there wide open, trying to outplay them and get hammered.

29.5mm

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

We are going to lose the title thanks to 11mm aren’t we.

Because of Manchester's Anthony Taylor (and financial doping cheats)

No.
We'll lose it because of that streak of draws.

If only we could've won 36 games out of 36.

Nobody can.
We could have risked more in that run - it was obvious then and it's coming back to haunt us now.

I'm going to have nightmares about that Wood chance.

And Lingaard

 

[Carolina Red]

@No Idea For Nickname - you’re on a roll here

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

We really need to let out our anger on Barca.

Ok.. time to ask the man upstairs for some help.. please just one goal from Burnely.. it's not too much to ask.. please..

 

[Minimalist]

Vintage Rawk with that mm stuff. City were night and day better than them on the night but because it was a tight 2-1 scoreline, they cling to that shite.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

With that Wood chance that’s 5 1v1s City have had missed against them in the last 8 days/3 games. Son/Lucas/Lingard/Wood.

Mane vs City is 1cm away from scoring. Aguero today is 1cm over the line. Fine fecking margins.

I would love to know in City's unbeaten winning run how many shots on target have the other teams had at their goal because it's far too easy for them.

This match is a joke

feck off Burnley absolute dogshit. Over to you Brendan

nice people..

I think I’d celebrate someone breaking Bernardo Silvas ankle like a goal. Vile little c*nt.

He's unbearable. Rat

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

The weatherman effect:

The only way Burnley would get something was if the weather was like yesterday.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Burnley have had 1 shot at goal .. bloody 1!

so as much as United then

Nobody can tell me B.Silva isn't doping. So fecking obvious

I dont know what makes me more angry..
Bernandro on the pitch or Pep on the sidelines..
Insufferable c*nts the pair of them...

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Spoiler: rawk is having fun with goal line technology

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Sterling gets away with another yellow.

Sterling. The same bullshit as against Spurs. Book the fecking twat

Gabriel Jesus's face offends me even more than Lingard's and that's saying something.

Sterling is a horrible c*nt. The media were disgusting to him but it should never be forgotten he is actually a massive gobshite and one of the biggest cheats in the league.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Burnley playing like they are 3-0 up, no hurry up at all

and its the slowest free kick ever

They didn't even test them. Utter shit

Cheating corrupt c*nts.

Someone shot David Silva? Get the feck up you rat

Random drug test Bernardo Silva

 

[Ramshock]

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Wonder if city get as much stick for time wasting as Burnley?

The time wasting here ffs.

Should be playing 5 more minutes.

City have looked nervous for a large majority of this, especially the first half.

This title race is by no means over.

They are coached by man who comes from the most snide and arrogant football club in the world. Cheating softly is in his dna.

COOKED BOOKS!
You saw us buying them all
When we are breathed on, we fall
We've got no class here at all

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Arise Sir Jamie Vardy.

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Seems like Ole's draw against them is going to cost them.

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

how long will it take until RAWK starting complaining about the quality of the Premier League

 

[SteveJ]

Burnley have had 1 shot at goal .. bloody 1!

 

[BrianMcClair'sBarnet]

City deserved a pen earlier in the game so feck knows what they're claiming as a fortunate win.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Ahhh well, another pathetic little pointless club who didn’t even try to score in a home game.

God, we’re fecking cursed.

Best team in thirty years and we’ll lose out to these blatant FFP-baiting cheats.

Please, please Brendan with a cherry on top. We need your help.

 

[RochaRoja]

Cheated by objective reality. Must be gutting.

 

[Minimalist]

Seems like Ole's draw against them is going to cost them.

Klopp knew himself to be fair, telling Ole it was shite at full-time.

 

[Irrational.]

Cheated by objective reality. Must be gutting.

I would've preferred it if City won by a goal that shouldn't have stood. Just to add to their sense of injustice and fury.

 

[Minimalist]

Answers on a postcard for why Brendan Rodgers would give a flying fcuk about helping Liverpool anymore.

 

[thegregster]

Answers on a postcard for why Brendan Rodgers would give a flying fcuk about helping Liverpool anymore.

Indeed. The fans turned on him and the owners fired him.

 

[Buchan]

Answers on a postcard for why Brendan Rodgers would give a flying fcuk about helping Liverpool anymore.

Agreed. I find it quite peculiar. He came closer than any Liverpool manager to winning the Premier League, failed and was sacked. Now we’re expected to believe he’ll do everything in his power - and more - to ensure the man who replaced him wins it.

Odd argument.

 

[Ian Reus]

1 bloody nil?

 

[Eric7C]

Spoiler: rawk is having fun with goal line technology

 

[Buchan]

I would've preferred it if City won by a goal that shouldn't have stood. Just to add to their sense of injustice and fury.

Nope. The goal-line technology angle of today’s goal, the fine margins etc., is perfectly juxtaposed next to the non-goal at the Etihad.

It’s perfect.

 

[SteveJ]

Answers on a postcard for why Brendan Rodgers would give a flying fcuk about helping Liverpool anymore.

"Help us, Obi-Tan Kenobi. You're our only hope, like."

 

[Irrational.]

Nope. The goal-line technology angle of today’s goal, the fine margins etc., is perfectly juxtaposed next to the non-goal at the Etihad.

It’s perfect.

Now that you put it that way...

Just imagine if by some miracle Rafa gets a result against them next week

Would he lose his legend status?

 

[Red Devil Rising]

If Man City do win the league, how long will it take for the Scousers to compare their points total to previous league winning seasons and declare themselves technical champions in that season?

 

[SteveJ]

Just imagine if by some miracle Rafa gets a result against them next week

Would he lose his legend status?

No, but the fallout would be inevitable:

*People post that 'we should never have sacked Rafa'.
*People get banned for posting that 'we should never have sacked Rafa'.
*Rafa gets banned.

 

[Carolina Red]

Now that you put it that way...

Just imagine if by some miracle Rafa gets a result against them next week

Would he lose his legend status?

Leicester lose to City. Liverpool lose to Newcastle.

It would be glorious.

 

[Minimalist]

If Man City do win the league, how long will it take for the Scousers to compare their points total to previous league winning seasons and declare themselves technical champions in that season?

Retrospective 8 time PL champions, la.

 

[Hound Dog]

With that Wood chance that’s 5 1v1s City have had missed against them in the last 8 days/3 games. Son/Lucas/Lingard/Wood.

Mane vs City is 1cm away from scoring. Aguero today is 1cm over the line. Fine fecking margins.

To be honest, do not see much wrong with that. It's all true... Except that he counted the 1vs1s wrong

 

[Irrational.]

No, but the fallout would be inevitable:

*People post that 'we should never have sacked Rafa'.
*People get banned for posting that 'we should never have sacked Rafa'.
*Rafa gets banned.

 

[MrMarcello]

Saint Rafa, why hath thou forsaken us?

They'd turn on him quicker than a Southern Baptist in a strip club.