Schmiznurf
Caf Representative in Mafia Championship
Oi, we don't use that language around here, it's fekiring, not fecking.these are fecking awful -
Oi, we don't use that language around here, it's fekiring, not fecking.these are fecking awful -
No tongueTo be fair, didn't Gary Neville kiss Scholes?
has evolved way beyond the subject of transfersThe Transfer Haiku Thread: Le poète est né, pas fait!
Is it Achterberg?
Do we need a new keeper?
Only time will tell.
Achterberg is boss.
A highly qualified coach.
The problem's not him.....
Mario Tyne-bound
Bringing goals to Newcastle
Why-aye always me?
Moderation RoyaltyAll my posts modded
For trying to be funny
How nice of you all
Never abusive
My aim is to entertain
I'm needy like that
So farewell then RAWK
Carry on being boring
c*nts the lot of you
Trying? Yes. You are.
Funny? Definitely not!
Abusive, bad WUM.
At least you complied
With the true haiku ethos!
Pity it was shite.
Goodbye from RAWKites!
You will not be remembered.
Fierce fires burn quickly.
The society of deluded poets.They're all poets in RAWK.
I'm not sure I find this post amusing.On the subject of classic posts, how could we all forget possibly the most disturbing thing ever posted on RAWK? Inspired by this...
...somebody drew this.
How about arousing?I'm not sure I find this post amusing.
Now that's funny!How about arousing?
"Steven, they told me that all scousers are thieves, but I never expected you to steal my heart..."
He has probably passed on now, being a United fan since the dawn of time.Does Johnnowhite still exist?
Feels like it's years since i read quotes from him?
I imagine the mod who was pretending to be him got sick of being a fake liverpool fan and resorted to being a Man City fan instead.Does Johnnowhite still exist?
Feels like it's years since i read quotes from him?
This reminds me of some dreams I used to have as a wee boy. Nicole Kidman's in my bedroom. She then asks to lock the door, she then asks to close the curtains, she then asks me for a video camera, she then asks me to charge the batteries, she then asks for a second lock on the door... and then before you know it some ****ing noise wakes me up.
This is Gold.Shaqiri delirium breaks out on Rawk, the poetry has begun..
Isn't Johnno one of the mods?Does Johnnowhite still exist?
Feels like it's years since i read quotes from him?
Welcome to the mains mate.This is Gold.
Also this is my first post, and it had to be on the Rawk meltdown thread, as its the one of the main reason's I became a member. Otherwise I would have lurked until the Zombie apocalypse.
That's quite witty for them to be honest, although it's not that witty anyway but for them it's almost top level wit.Yes:
'Jurgen shitCanned him'.
RAWK said:Rakitic played as a winger back then, he started as a wide player at Basel and at Schalke. Always wanted us to sign him whilst he was in Germany.
Sevilla I think got him for about £2m, around 6 months before we spent four times that on Charlie Adam.
Thank you kindly.Wel
Welcome to the mains mate.
RAWK said:Need these games to end later. I haven't planned past Germany game and I'm sat here in my pants eating minstrels now.
It also means a medieval singer or musician and it's chocolate, but hey, why not bring up the racist version in a poor joke.Wtf. He is sitting in his pants eating singers with blackened faces.
Because it's social media and he hasn't thought it through, the poor foolIt also means a medieval singer or musician and it's chocolate, but hey, why not bring up the racist version in a poor joke.
The sad truth of social media right there, although it provides us with entertainment when we laugh at them.Because it's social media and he hasn't thought it through, the poor fool
Hey didn’t mean to offend anyone. But that’s the first thing which showed up when I searched the meaning of the word minstrel. Sorry if I offended anyone.It also means a medieval singer or musician and it's chocolate, but hey, why not bring up the racist version in a poor joke.
Best defender of the era is a great tangent for this. Sergio Ramos is probably my pick, I love the cojones on the guy.
Yet the first thing that shows up is the medieval version of the word, hmmm.Hey didn’t mean to offend anyone. But that’s the first thing which showed up when I searched the meaning of the word minstrel. Sorry if I offended anyone.
Search for minstrel show and that’s the first thing which shows up. So yeah I have already said sorry for any offense caused to anyone. Also I don’t think I used it in any derogatory way or poked fun at any race. If you want to be precious about an honest error then go ahead. I can’t help it. Also this is my last post for the day so peace out.Yet the first thing that shows up is the medieval version of the word, hmmm.
Ok, but if you googled minstrel show it means you already knew what it was or you wouldn't have known to add show. You're lying and just digging yourself a deeper hole with every post, and all for the sake of making a really bad joke with racist connotations.Search for minstrel show and that’s the first thing which shows up. So yeah I have already said sorry for any offense caused to anyone. Also I don’t think I used it in any derogatory way or poked fun at any race. If you want to be precious about an honest error then go ahead. I can’t help it. Also this is my last post for the day so peace out.
I hear they already have shirts printed and Kenny will wear one to his knighting ceremony.I think 'minstrel' will have 3 meanings in the non-sweetie sense these days.
1 - medieval
2 - dubious music hall act of late 19th / early 20th century
3 - dubious BBC programme of the 1970s
the relative contemporary-ness of the last 2 is quite amazing in a way - I was reading about G H Elliott in 'Sussex Life' magazine (I like to live on the edge, ) A man who got featured on 'This Is Your Life' in 1957. If you want to see proper socially acceptable racism in full action, check out his stage name that was marked on to his gravestone in 1962 when the Rochdale showman went off to the great big music hall in the sky. Quite astonishing, really.
But I honestly thought our 'new' friend here, was just messing about with the word he says he didn't quite know meself. I think we should accept this & move on, tbh.
And Dirk Kuyt has just told me it never happened, anyway.
Wow! You're going out of your way to make something out of an innocuous attempt at a silly joke.Ok, but if you googled minstrel show it means you already knew what it was or you wouldn't have known to add show. You're lying and just digging yourself a deeper hole with every post, and all for the sake of making a really bad joke with racist connotations.
If he wasn't lying and admitted it was a poor attempt at a shitty racist joke it wouldn't bother me tbh, but it's the lying that annoys me.Wow! You're going out of your way to make something out of an innocuous attempt at a silly joke.
Reminds me of "Militant Black Guy" from Balls Of Steel.
It may be the case that he's lying about that, but referring to something historically racist (in a non-derogatory manner) doesn't make the joke racist.If he wasn't lying and admitted it was a poor attempt at a shitty racist joke it wouldn't bother me tbh, but it's the lying that annoys me.
who does he play for?
absolutely no idea who or why (it's from the Fekri thread)Bongo in the Congo
Unless you know of previous occasion's that might make you think that.It may be the case that he's lying about that, but referring to something historically racist (in a non-derogatory manner) doesn't make the joke racist.
It was word play.