RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2012/2013)

[ghaliboy]

Even then, Arsenal started woefully last year and were in the bottom half for ages. Liverpool before. To confirm a static position at the start of a season based on some whimsical fluff instantly makes most of the data irrelevant.

The Storeytime model where it was determined before each game a hypothetical par game by game. This 'on paper' version is complete bollocks. Mays well roll a dice for every team high and low and then plot it on a chart and say thats how the season is going to finish.

 

[narnar]

From this Daily Mail article on Mo Farah and Tom Daley, under the worst rated section:

This stuff almost comes close to the Might Liverpoo Football Club winning the big one not so long ago. Only close. But not that close. YAWN.
- Ben, London, 12/8/2012 1:59

 

[Badunk]

Hahaha.

Might Liverpoo.

 

[NoLogo]

The mighty Liverpoo winning the big shit. YAWN

 

[narnar]

He is talking about the league cup victory on penalties to Cardiff, right?

 

[Badunk]

Cant wait til the Might Liverpoo take on the Famou Man Unite!

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

Cant wait til the Might Liverpoo take on the Famou Man Unite! YAWN la, YAWN

fixed

 

[Plan M]

one slight dampner for the new season is that from the charity shield earlier today, we need a couple more game-changing players to really compete with city.

Give it a season or two, mate. Then we can talk about how we can really compete with City.

 

[SharkyMcShark]

Next year is their year

 

[Plan M]

...and the year after etc etc

 

[dumbo]

The year after is the new next year.

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

The new slogan.

"Next next year is our year"

 

[Penna]

Might Liverpoo? I expect they might. They usually do.

 

[ghaliboy]

0-0 written all over it, after all the hype around us in preseason.

However, if I had my 'druthers, I'd love to see Lucas score a hat-trick and then run over to Hodgson after the third goal and lift his shirt to reveal "£4 million?? Honestly, you were going to sell me for £4 million you moron???" on his undershirt.

good one you fecking bell-end.

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

0-0 written all over it, after all the hype around us in preseason.

However, if I had my 'druthers, I'd love to see Lucas score a hat-trick and then run over to Hodgson after the third goal and lift his shirt to reveal "£4 million?? Honestly, you were going to sell me for £4 million you moron??? YAWN" on his undershirt.

Fixed.

 

[ghaliboy]

Lucas gets a nosebleed if he goes into the opponents half.

 

[JakeC]

good one you fecking bell-end.

Just went to the shops YAWN!

 

[ghaliboy]

Just went to the shops on my own! YAWN.

 

[Plan M]

Just had a shit! YAWN

 

[Talking Vulture]

Me too. YAWN #YNFA

(You'll Never Flush Alone)

 

[Bryan_Munich]

 

[Minkaro]

Lucas is going to be fecking knackered. Running out of the stadium and to wherever it is that Hodgson is based now.

 

[Plan M]

Me too. YAWN #YNFA

(You'll Never Flush Alone)

 

[SteveJ]

https://twitter.com/LoneWalkerUK

YAWN, mate

 

[Plan M]

I see Downing as a vital cog to our top-half aspirations. A true fecking winner in my book.

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[Badunk]

The Big Bumper Book of Scouse Winners (forward by Yosser Hughes).

 

[Sky1981]

They're saying what a stupid move to buy RVP for 24M (lol)

car...cough...roll....cough....

 

[Revan]

The cnuts are dying after we signed RVP.

 

[Badunk]

He'll fit right in at United. Because he's showed himself to be a right wanker by joining them

Hope he pulls a Hargreaves.

 

[Penna]

More RvP bile - let me taste your tears ....

Terrible long-term signing but Ferguson doesn't care about the future. He only cares about his own legacy. This is a perfect short-term solution.

Let's look at it from two perspectives. First, the top teams in the league and in Europe won't be scared at all. Man United used to have Ronaldo, Rooney, Tevez, and Berbatov but remember 08/09? Our midfield of Alonso, Mascherano, Gerrard, and Lucas (at Old Trafford) pissed all our theirs. Be honest, how much did Rooney and Ronaldo ever do against us when we had Rafa? The top teams can always neutralize the talented players of the other side. Man United signing van Persie isn't going to make them better against City, Chelsea, Arsenal, or even us. Control the game against them and it's nothing special.

Unfortunately, most teams in this league are scared shitless of Man United. Put Rooney and van Persie in the starting 11 and the other side will shit their pants. Doesn't matter if they have an out-of-form Phil Jones, Rafael, a 60-year old Scholes, etc. starting elsewhere. One look at the strike force and Ferguson-lovers like Allardyce will give up.

So this short-term gamble will give Ferguson a better shot at being flat-track bullies in the league but it'll probably hurt them in the long run. Not that Whiskey nose cares.

My emphasis. My lol.

 

[thegregster]

Ironically this benefits Liverpool.

 

[ha_rooney]

Terrible long-term signing but Ferguson doesn't care about the future...

De Gea, twins, Jones, Smalling, Evans, Cleverley, Kawaga, Powell, Chicha, Welbeck, Lingard, Henriquez - yep SAF doesn't care about the future.

 

[Steven Seagull]

As does Modric leaving Spurs. They'll be fighting for the top 4 by default.

 

[Sassy Colin]

Hahahahahahahaha

At least they are being realistic, aiming for top half of the table...

 

[Penna]

This poster (Norwegian Kenny ) has 3 posts. How long before he's banned?

why are people so upset about this? we need to focus on our target: CL spot. United is way too ahead of us, they been like that since early 90s. we're not catching up anytime soon so lets take the babysteps first alright.

YAWN la - although you might soon if you keep posting like that.

 

[Cantona07]

Sell him

 

[Lynk]

Terrible long-term signing but Ferguson doesn't care about the future. He only cares about his own legacy. This is a perfect short-term solution.

Let's look at it from two perspectives. First, the top teams in the league and in Europe won't be scared at all. Man United used to have Ronaldo, Rooney, Tevez, and Berbatov but remember 08/09? Our midfield of Alonso, Mascherano, Gerrard, and Lucas (at Old Trafford) pissed all our theirs. Be honest, how much did Rooney and Ronaldo ever do against us when we had Rafa? The top teams can always neutralize the talented players of the other side. Man United signing van Persie isn't going to make them better against City, Chelsea, Arsenal, or even us. Control the game against them and it's nothing special.

Unfortunately, most teams in this league are scared shitless of Man United. Put Rooney and van Persie in the starting 11 and the other side will shit their pants. Doesn't matter if they have an out-of-form Phil Jones, Rafael, a 60-year old Scholes, etc. starting elsewhere. One look at the strike force and Ferguson-lovers like Allardyce will give up.

So this short-term gamble will give Ferguson a better shot at being flat-track bullies in the league but it'll probably hurt them in the long run. Not that Whiskey nose cares.

Early mention of Rafa and that team of 08/09. Pathetic

 

[mkecane]

Of course they mention the '08/09 team, just like United fans think of '99. That squad won the treb...er, doub...er, titl...er, cu... Well, they beat United 4-1.

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

http://www.liverpool-kop.com/2012/08/theres-no-progress-is-this-best.html?

 

[ghaliboy]

Of course they mention the '08/09 team, just like United fans think of '99. That squad won the treb...er, doub...er, titl...er, cu... Well, they beat United 4-1.