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Back to the WC. Ronnie looks in a different league to the rest already again this morning after 1 frame against Day :lol:
 

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Ronnie stop it :lol: As if he’s playing a different game to the rest. This morning so far and his first match, I don’t think I have ever seen better match play snooker.
 

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excellent looks like Murphy is set for an early return to Toad Manor, the fat prick
 

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I was a bit nonchalant about Murphy over the years and it wasn't until I was reading this thread that I realised he wasn't very well liked. It does seem he is a real bellend and absolutely loves himself.

Just reading that he claims to be the only person to have done a 147 break, a 9 darter and a hole in one

As for his claim to have achieved the highest one-off accolades in three sports, he said: “That is true and, currently, I think it’s a club of one. I don’t know anyone else who’s done all three.

Twat. Can't stand him either
 
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Ask him to play a game of darts on the spot if he ever says to you by the way. He'll "politely" refuse... no one capable of a 9 darter at any point in their lives will drop the skill level so much out of rust to throw at the level he apparently does by the few who have seemingly played him on the tour (Neil Robertson phone up talksport trying to bait him once and others).
 

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Loving all the Murphy hate in here, keep it coming.
 

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Ask him to play a game of darts on the spot if he ever says to you by the way. He'll "politely" refuse... no one capable of a 9 darter at any point in their lives will drop the skill level so much out of rust to throw at the level he apparently does by the few who have seemingly played him on the tour (Neil Robertson phone up talksport trying to bait him once and others).
Look, Shaun Murphy, a man who appears to have been sculpted solely out of melted cheese, says he hit a nine darter and I, for one, believe him.
 
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He’s the worst kind of prick, one that thinks he’s amazing and the greatest guy in the world. Ronnie is an asshole but he knows it and doesn’t pretend otherwise, I can respect that.
 

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Wasn't Murphy a proper bit of a god squad man who would lecture people how you abide by rules and shit then cheated on his Mrs?
 

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I don’t know but that sounds exactly like him
That would explain why a mate at work calls him The Bible Basher.
Just read his wiki, it was an escort he met at his church youth group, and he slept with her but didn't have sex with her according to his manager :lol: wtf

Also he was home schooled at some point because he got bullied at school for being a fat toad faced bullshitting twat*

*Reason for bullying cannot be verified.
 

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Just seen abit of Maguires post match interview and he said he didn't know Murphys world ranking :lol: and guessed it to be about 5.

Each players ranking is listed above their seat and Maguire would've no doubt seen it many many times during their match.

Anyway, looking forward to Ronnie and Ryan tonight.
 

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Just seen abit of Maguires post match interview and he said he didn't know Murphys world ranking :lol: and guessed it to be about 5.

Each players ranking is listed above their seat and Maguire would've no doubt seen it many many times during their match.

Anyway, looking forward to Ronnie and Ryan tonight.
Tonight? It had already started when you posted this mate. They're practically two frames in.
 

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My buddy Ryan could be so much closer it's been on a plate for him in some frames.

He's a tough old SOB though he'll never give up.
 

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Some poor potting in the Higgins/Allen game. Can’t see either of these winning the title.