Sassy Colin
Death or the gladioli!
About a week's wages for him.How expensive would it be to have a couple of armed security guard around the premises 24/7? Surely if they pick their spot well there'll be minimal disturbance to the family life.
About a week's wages for him.How expensive would it be to have a couple of armed security guard around the premises 24/7? Surely if they pick their spot well there'll be minimal disturbance to the family life.
Jealousy is such an ugly emotion.'They are said to have made off with a £15,000 Cartier bracelet, a £10,000 Hermes Birkin handbad and an Audemars Piguet watch worth £50,000'
That's fecking obscene. No sympathy from me at all.
What?'They are said to have made off with a £15,000 Cartier bracelet, a £10,000 Hermes Birkin handbad and an Audemars Piguet watch worth £50,000'
That's fecking obscene. No sympathy from me at all.
What's wrong with having an Audemars?'They are said to have made off with a £15,000 Cartier bracelet, a £10,000 Hermes Birkin handbad and an Audemars Piguet watch worth £50,000'
That's fecking obscene. No sympathy from me at all.
Even if I earned twice the amount that Cleverley earns I would never dream of buying some gold digger a £10k handbag or a £15k bracelet, nor would I have any use for a £50k watch.Yeah, right! The rich prick deserved it! Practically asking for it!
I don't even know what one is and nor do I wish to.What's wrong with having an Audemars?
Mr. Cleverly earns 2.5 million a year. Him buying his woman a bunch of items "worth" 25k pounds is equivalent to a bloke making 30k, buying his woman something worth 300 pounds. To someone in Asia making 7 pounds a month, imagine how we look.Even if I earned twice the amount that Cleverley earns I would never dream of buying some gold digger a £10k handbag or a £15k bracelet, nor would I have any use for a £50k watch.
I feel bad that they had their security and privacy invaded but spending nearly a year's wages (for a minimum wage worker) on a fecking HANGBAG is just as morally reprehensible as theft. We are talking about two different kinds of scum, but scum nonetheless.
Just wow.Even if I earned twice the amount that Cleverley earns I would never dream of buying some gold digger a £10k handbag or a £15k bracelet, nor would I have any use for a £50k watch.
I feel bad that they had their security and privacy invaded but spending nearly a year's wages (for a minimum wage worker) on a fecking HANGBAG is just as morally reprehensible as theft. We are talking about two different kinds of scum, but scum nonetheless.
Well I'm going to tell you anyways. It's an expensive watch.I don't even know what one is and nor do I wish to.
How is that morally reprehensible FFS.I feel bad that they had their security and privacy invaded but spending nearly a year's wages (for a minimum wage worker) on a fecking HANGBAG is just as morally reprehensible as theft. We are talking about two different kinds of scum, but scum nonetheless.
It depends on what you're spending it on.Just wow.
So spending 1/6 of your weekly wage on something is "just as morally reprehensible as theft"?
are you some Diogenes kind of person? "Why sleep in a big bed when a straw mat is just as good and more moral?"
If you need to spend £10k on a handbag to get some low class tart to sleep with you, then you have a problem.How is that morally reprehensible FFS.
If I had that much money, I'd spend it on whatever the feck I want and probably quite a lot of it to get women I fancy to have sex to me. If she wants a ridiculously overpriced handbag and I can afford it AND get my dick wet for buying it...
Or are you some Diogenes kind of person? "Why sleep in a big bed when a straw mat is just as good and more moral?"
It's not his fault that we, being the fecking idiots we are, value football so highly that some bloke can earn this insane amount of money. At least when he bought that pointless handbag he pumped 10k quid back into the economy. Better that than just stashing it away.
He should be proud too, he is rich enough to be targeted by burglars.Irrelevant. Tragedies that take place across the world on a daily basis are ignored and receive no media attention. Tom cleverly should be grateful that he has been mugged, its humbling and will teach him a lesson.
excellent use of asterisks.Well I'm going to tell you anyways. It's an expensive watch.
Useless to me, because I'm careless with stuff, and it's worth is not driven by careful craftsmanship or good watch engineering. It's just a normal watch made with expensive material by highly paid laborers and bling'd out. But bitches* love money, and things like that tell the world you have money. If you love bitches*, and have money, that's one way to go.
*Used in a non-disrespectful way
Of course I'd waste my money on something more classy to get into bed with the smoking hot daughter of some actor, politician or industrial mogul. Would probably be even more expensive. I'm thinking about a game of helicopter polo played on 2 aircraft carriers to get in the mood, afterwards a dinner in a Zeppelin floating above the Tobago Cays, then it's sexy time. That would be even more expensive and morally abhorable and I'd absolute love it.If you need to spend £10k on a handbag to get some low class tart to sleep with you, then you have a problem.
The use of the phrase gold-digger and implication that Cleverley's girlfriend will only sleep with him in return for expensive trinkets suggests that the green-eyed monster might have a part to play in this latest rant. Perhaps getting all swole hasn't turned him into quite the cassanova he thought it would?It's hilarious that rednev, the protein powders guy who treats objects like women maaaan, is complaining about other people being materialistic.
Did they shit in it?.... a £10,000 Hermes Birkin handbag
Had to google it m'self. It's a flash watch.I don't even know what one is and nor do I wish to.
Can't believe it took 65 posts!Did they shit in it?
Standards are slipping.Can't believe it took 65 posts!
I wonder if he'll piss off to Paris, with his tail between his legs? I suspect not.
Got robbed at gun point last year.Were you one of the thieves?
Agreed, delighted with this. He's such a lucky blessed soul to have been robbed.Irrelevant. Tragedies that take place across the world on a daily basis are ignored and receive no media attention. Tom cleverly should be grateful that he has been mugged, its humbling and will teach him a lesson.
You can't possibly know that because you've probably never earned that much.Even if I earned twice the amount that Cleverley earns I would never dream of buying some gold digger a £10k handbag or a £15k bracelet, nor would I have any use for a £50k watch.
I feel bad that they had their security and privacy invaded but spending nearly a year's wages (for a minimum wage worker) on a fecking HANGBAG is just as morally reprehensible as theft. We are talking about two different kinds of scum, but scum nonetheless.
The unspoken point is that Tom and his partner may have been in danger of losing their lives, never mind their handbags, so surely he deserves sympathy. I mean, I know he was often crap for us, but that shouldn't mean that he deserves to die.
Yea but he bought things he can easily afford, the wanker.The unspoken point is that Tom and his partner may have been in danger of losing their lives, never mind their handbags, so surely he deserves sympathy. I mean, I know he was often crap for us, but that shouldn't mean that he deserves to die.
Even if I earned twice the amount that Cleverley earns I would never dream of buying some gold digger a £10k handbag or a £15k bracelet, nor would I have any use for a £50k watch.
I feel bad that they had their security and privacy invaded but spending nearly a year's wages (for a minimum wage worker) on a fecking HANGBAG is just as morally reprehensible as theft. We are talking about two different kinds of scum, but scum nonetheless.
Bigger question is how is a journeyman in his trade earn that much. I'm like Ferguson, I don't begrudge the greats the wealth but when mediocre players and their golddigging wives spend more on a fecking handbag than the average man earns in a year it's a bit disgusting. Besides who gives a shit, despite brief trauma he'll buy back that Hermes handbag in less than a week.To me, it's less morally reprehensible and more plain baffling.
How is a handbag worth 10k? Does it make you pizza and suck your cock in the mornings? I bet it's not even practical.
You would buy a woman for 10k?To me, it's less morally reprehensible and more plain baffling.
How is a handbag worth 10k? Does it make you pizza and suck your cock in the mornings? I bet it's not even practical.
Well, considering he's playing for a Premier League sides and used to be England international, he's probably among 1,000 best people in the world in his profession. Throw in extra money for exposure to the public his job has and £2m+ a year is not an unreasonable amount, it's not easy to get where he is at all.Bigger question is how is a journeyman in his trade earn that much. I'm like Ferguson, I don't begrudge the greats the wealth but when mediocre players and their golddigging wives spend more on a fecking handbag than the average man earns in a year it's a bit disgusting.