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Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 51
- Goals
- 27
- Assists
- 10
- Yellow cards
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It’s just because he’s standing next to Lingard it looks odd.
Makes him look well fat. Looks like an older brother who’s come along as a +1
1:42 I'm the grime scene's Lukaku. 
Am not down with the kids. Genuinely thought Stormzy was Lukaku for a second.
My exact thoughts when I seen the pic on Facebook earlier. The bottom of the trousers almost look bootcut.
His shoes aren’t sparkling either. Poor showing from Lukaku all round.
The worst part is Stormzy seems to be the only one wearing a suit properly.
Lukaku is wearing a fat middle aged man suit. Pogba’s shoes are a disgrace. Lingard picked his up from the kids section. Rashford doesn’t have the decency to wear a belt.
Stormzy probably has a stylist.
Look at Pogba's shirt collar, horrible.
Love the fact that Stormyz is basically our face in music
Do you think Lukaku shaving recently was pre planned for this event. Like did he and Stormzy Rock Paper Scissors to see who shaves it off because honestly at a quick glance of that photo Stormzy looks like the proffesional footballer whilst the others well.....
Stormzy?
Man Utd 4:1 Newcastle
Seriously, how does he score so many goals with movement like this?
Poor imho.
Zlatan needs to give him a kick up the arse. He's not yet proven he's a top level striker and this is not helping matters.
Frustrating watching him.
Man marking the cb again.
Another "silent domination" performance.
Play him up front - though I saw him on Saturday AM and he was as technically gifted as Lukaku.
And of course his critics are out again when he's poor. Give him time.
Movement is looking more Luklampost today.
Not sure what you guys are watching.
He's doing fine and should have had a penalty
He's doing fine and should have had a penalty
Should've scored that first chance with his right but I think he's been decent. Should've drawn a pen
Very poor, adds almost nothing to our game.
Just desperately needs a goal now, it's affecting perception and possibly his confidence
He is not doing fine today tho he is barely in the game and he is actually going on 8 games without a goal now.
Will continue to bring goals I'm sure but not a good enough player for a top club.
Will continue to bring goals I'm sure but not a good enough player for a top club.
He is good crosser, proper pace and curl rather than floating it. Nice play for third goal.
2 chances, crested one on his own with a backwards header and should have gotten a penalty. He's been involved plenty for a striker and is keeping the CBs busy and away from the others.
Nah first he was not involved nearly enough imo. He did have that very nice cross for rash but that was in the 2nd half after my post.
Don't believe he is good enough for a top club in the long run.
Don't believe he is good enough for a top club in the long run.
Playing well but needs a goal to kick him on.
So it's better to watch the game before commenting on performance.
Hasn't scored but has played really well. Amazing how much better a player looks with even slightly better service
What a goal...
He's been unlucky today. Could've had two on another day. His all-round contribution has been pretty good.
EDIT: Just as I type, he buries one!
EDIT: Just as I type, he buries one!
That finish
Shades of Ruud doing similar after a drought.
Shades of Ruud doing similar after a drought.
That was awesome
Man, he sure was nervy even when he banged that in.
Should get his confidence up. Even Jose looks thrilled he scored.
Should get his confidence up. Even Jose looks thrilled he scored.
Proper thumped that in. Good overall performance by him.
Loved that finish. Big Rom is back in the mix.
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