Yeah, Ronaldo smashes the kid's phone like 20 seconds before Bruno walks past, as can also be clearly seen in the long reddit clip, so obviously couldn't be filming Bruno later.
Doesn't even look smashed, why's it not got a case and a screen protector on it?
Only until the diet of actual shit and tree bark kicked in, then we had to gum them to death, but we were happy.
“You fly with the crows, you get shot with the crows.”
It's definitely the thread that keeps giving
"we used to dream of our avin our phones smashed. We used to get the shit kicked out of us by Bobby Charlton and we'd thank him for it"
It’s not an epic scandal. The only reason this thread is 15 pages long is because of the (frankly hilarious) attempts from assorted Ronaldo fans to try and pretend he didn’t act like a petulant twat (a personality trait we’ve known about him since his teens anyway)
That's what it was, petulant, nothing more, nothing less. Buy the kid a new phone, throw him a signed shirt and move on. I am far more concerned with AWB speeding and driving whilst banned than I am with this non incidence.
A much more measured response. If you accept all at face value.
Only Charlton? You lucky sod I’d give my left arm to just have the shit kicked out of me by one United legend.
Yeah I don’t know many people whose actual takes on this are it’s monumentally scandalous.
Worst thing was I was only 14 at the time a mere infant!
You try telling the kids that now, and they won't believe ya
Yeah breaking a kids phones is the sign of true hardness
Sure it does, happens during games too.
He's currently in a fight but he'll post when he's finished
Bobby Charlton??? ............Paradise!
yeah. those were the days. i grew up in the 90s and all we had then was chris eagles taking a shit on our matchday pies.
Exactly, and nobody said anything else. The weird thing and fuel for the thread are the cries of snowflakes and pleas to understand Cristiano is a wonderful human under pressure. Bizarre.
@P-Ro what rating would you give that?
Slapped the phone, the phone bounced off the ground and hit the kid in the face, which caused Ronaldo to yell SIUUUUU and make his famous goal celebration pose, and then fled the stadium when angry Scousers came after him with self-made hammers.
You forgot the mother bruising the kids hand on the way to Max Clifford's office.
When we were kids (about 10 or 11) a mate of mine was caddying in a pro/am golf tournament and saw Alex 'Hurricane' Higgins when they'd finished at the 19th and asked for his autograph. Didn't go down well
That's only because you didn't have a mobile phone on you in the 80s
You are lucky that he never gave to charities, otherwise he could have slapped the bejesus out of you.
Who'd take a kid anywhere near Max Clifford?
like that famous old saying; why not get two pay days with one phone?
I thought he was 14?
I thought we’d done with the nonce chat but seemingly not
Pretty sure he shit in her handbag too.
