How do we feel about this
So we have Bayern
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Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Ouch
Auf wiedersehen.
0-10.
one word: Easy
Arsenal played decentish against them at home up until the red card, so we might be OK at home. At Munich... my God, let's hope we somehow get our shit together defensively. Their movement will have us all over the place.
We will beat them. Dont ask me how or why but we will.
Bring the feckers on.
Fine.
Yikes.
Bring em on
Robben vs our LB 
That great goal he scored at OT still fecking hurts
That great goal he scored at OT still fecking hurtsBelieve.
What happens when an unstoppable force meets a wet flannel.
lets beat them!
We're winning the CL this season and it will be in the jammiest way possible.
feck.
it slips?
We can beat them.
Easy peasy.
We were a goal better than Arsenal over two legs in the league. Bayern just two goals better than them over two legs in the CL. Only a one goal margin we need to close.
We'll get through on pens. Phil Jones with the decisive penalty.
We were a goal better than Arsenal over two legs in the league. Bayern just two goals better than them over two legs in the CL. Only a one goal margin we need to close.
We'll get through on pens. Phil Jones with the decisive penalty.
I'll take 0-6 because it means we were more competitive than Barca. I think.
maybe they'll get a man sent off for nothing...
Really looking forward to this, your fans have been great in 2010 in Munich, hope it's the same this year again.
am excited. no expectations. fun watch.
no stress for once.
no stress for once.
Will be awkward for Kroos to play against his future club.
Can't wait.
If we can win the first leg and keep them scoreless(even a 1-0 will do) we have a chance. Its cup football after all.
There were no easy games, so why not take on the best? Imagine if we beat them!
Bundesliga is shit. Look at Leverkusen when we played them...
This is a potential gift to Moyes. We wouldn't have been favourites against Bayern with or without him, so he's got an excuse if (when) we go out. Of course, if we go out by 0-8 on aggregate he might still have some questions to answer.
We're going to be shown how football is actually played..and how far we really are from modern football.
Let's keep it below double figures on aggregate and I'll be happy.
We can at least make the atmosphere electric at OT, might entice Kroos to join us
(Ignoring the fact they'll probably manage a cricket score)
(Ignoring the fact they'll probably manage a cricket score)
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Fcuk off, Ogden.
Moyes vs Pep.
One is the most thorough tactical perfectionist on the planet and the other is David Moyes.
This is actually the perfect tie for Moyes because we're up against a side we can all agree are the best, so he can transfer his Everton tactics to our side without complaint. This should be him in his element, if you think about it - plucky underdogs going up against a behemoth of a side.
We're going to be negative, pragmatic and he'll hope to make us as difficult to beat as possible.
I'm expecting a negative 4-5-1 with plenty of bunkering both home and away.
If Bayern score early in the first leg, odds are on for them to either get a cricket score, or for Moyes to try desperately to keep the score low in favour of damage limitation.
Don't expect anything like a spectacle of football or for us to go out with a bang.
We're out of the tournament, though, whichever way we want to look at it.
One is the most thorough tactical perfectionist on the planet and the other is David Moyes.
This is actually the perfect tie for Moyes because we're up against a side we can all agree are the best, so he can transfer his Everton tactics to our side without complaint. This should be him in his element, if you think about it - plucky underdogs going up against a behemoth of a side.
We're going to be negative, pragmatic and he'll hope to make us as difficult to beat as possible.
I'm expecting a negative 4-5-1 with plenty of bunkering both home and away.
If Bayern score early in the first leg, odds are on for them to either get a cricket score, or for Moyes to try desperately to keep the score low in favour of damage limitation.
Don't expect anything like a spectacle of football or for us to go out with a bang.
We're out of the tournament, though, whichever way we want to look at it.
We need to stock up on lube.
Moyes: Hopefully we will be able to achieve a shot on goal during the 180 minutes of football. If not, then we will certainly try to make life difficult for them on the cricket...football pitch