So we have Bayern
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
They might not have to turn up to get a massive scoreline.
They score 4 or 5 in the German league without breaking a sweat....
We'll do much better than everyone expects, thats for sure. When people are talking about record aggregate defeats we can only do better!
Kroos, Thiago, Schweini v Carrick/Cleverley/Fellaini. Dear god.Robben vs Buttner
Yep, for me football is all about doing so badly that the manager gets fired. What else is there?
They might complain to UEFA in that case. Unless you suggest we play without a keeper.
Everything's possible, even with Büttner. I mean, look at these two sides from 2005. Compare the players, especially the left backs:
I just don't get that logic at all.
Thanks.
Obviously I want us to win, I'm saying if we lose, I'd rather we get spunked so that useless fella in charge of us is gone out the door quicker.
On the bright side.... there's a good chance Atletico can knock out Barcelona and if Madrid bottle it against Dortmund like they tend to do at this stage of the competition, if by some miracle we get past Bayern, we would stand a good chance of winning the thing.
This. Buttner on the field would be like giving Bayern a goal advantage.
Exactly... who predicted that?
Robben vs Buttner
Schweinsteiger vs Fellaini
Kroos vs Carrick
Muller vs Jones
Anyone have any lube?
Schweinsteiger vs Fellaini
Kroos vs Carrick
Muller vs Jones
Anyone have any lube?
To quote my least favourite Star Wars charachter: "Ouch time!"
Valencia at RB is pretty much the same, tbh. Tony against Ribéry is the stuff of nightmares.
That Liverpool side has a great spine to it for what it's worth.Everything's possible, even with Büttner. I mean, look at these two sides from 2005. Compare the players, especially the left backs:
Winning, which is what I want first and foremost, you sarcastic mother f*cker.
it's the exact same logic everyone was using with Liverpool at the weekend.
if you've spotted it then there's no way the ref won't. back to the drawing board.
I'm actually happy with this draw. We'll be under no pressure whatsoever and it would be amazing to prove everyone wrong.
The first thing you'd expect is for us to get absolutely murdered in midfield. I suppose the defense will contain 3-4 center backs (Rafa/Smalling - Vida - Jones - Evans), at the very least, we won't have Evra to bring the ball forward.
I wonder what midfield we're going to go with, we need mobility, energy and pace. We don't really have that.
I wonder what midfield we're going to go with, we need mobility, energy and pace. We don't really have that.
United winning would be a nightmare for you. You'll be praying for us to be smashed. You might as well get over to RAWK to talk to like minds.
If it wasn't for the benefits of getting smashed by a team like Bayern(Moyes back under pressure/losing his job), I'd rather go out in a wimper to Atletico or Dortmund.
Jesus, I'd forgotten what a mis-atch that was. I know a couple of them were past their prime, but that Milan line-up is just amazing. Is there a single Liverpool player who would take his opposite number's place in the Milan team?Everything's possible, even with Büttner. I mean, look at these two sides from 2005. Compare the players, especially the left backs:
You come across as a more illogical feckwit than most of the anti-Moyes brigade on here do.
Worst team we could have drawn. It'l be a fun tie though.
Can't wait for this clash. Bayern will probably think we'll be an easy touch but I'm very confident that Moyes and the lads will knock the wind out of their fecking sails and Bayern will be brought back down to earth with a bang. C'mon Utd, schtick into them...
Bayern are shite, not sure what the fuss is about.
You're a fecking disgrace. Get your West Ham shirt on for tomorrow.
Moyes must feel cursed.
The gods of football don't want him here.
The gods of football don't want him here.
Rafael will get a red card in this tie. Guaranteed.
'Murica
I know we're supposed to put on a brave face but I'm genuinely scared they'll Kroosify us.
Y'know whats even more depressing? Bayern can win the title this weekend.
Don't even care, Buttner will buttfeck ze Germanz. It is written.
David vs Guardiolath.
For once, Moyes can talk about making it difficult for them without fear of caf reprisals.
K.
you seem to think I want us to lose, I don't, I want us to win, I would fecking love it if we somehow won, but what's the point in only losing by a goal? it achieves nothing, if we're going to lose, we should get spanked so we can get ourselves a good manager in quicker.
On the other hand, if we can somehow beat Bayern it will add a bit of polish to what is otherwise a turd of a season. I know that lots of posters have talked about being an attractive destination for prospective signings... well getting through to the next round, past the best side in the world, will be a fantastic way to achieve that.