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Summer Transfer Tweets 2016
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
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hate tweets like this....its as good as a wind up, probably some sponsorship deal.
feck off egghead.
Is Castles just baiting? When is the press embargo time - 10:30pm?
Yeah, those tweets never amount to anything. It'll be something extremely underwhelming and will only make us think that Castles is an even bigger knob.
Duncan Castle moves to Manchester to be closer to his idol Jose Mourinho.
The real downside of having Mourinho on board is that Castles now seems to be a United mouthpiece. feck that goober.
@ the people in this thread that didnt know that Fjortoft was a player.In Castles we trust.
Will most likely be something boring along the lines of "with De Gea's clause expiring tomorrow, Real Madrid have decided not to activate it."
Ya it does seem that way, guess we just have to get used to him from now on.
Or maybay they have activated it
Guaranteed its: "United miss out on Pogba#MUFC"
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It's now 13 minutes later. What's the news, Duncan?!
Seen something on Twitter saying it'll be Andre Gomes?
He needs more time to make it up.
It won't be anything exciting. Any news with tweets like that as a pre amble is usually, something irrelevant, common knowledge already in the press or just not that interesting.
Will be that Zlatan will have his medical after the Euros...even though Sky broke that hours ago
"Announce Pepe" is an interesting one, didn't realise we were in for him...
I was laughing at that one too.
Mkhitaryan maybe?
"Announce Hunter"
John Arne Riise begs to differ
Highly doubt it'll be transfer news.
was my favourite.
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Bayern chasing Napoli star Koulibaly.
Doesnt make too much sense after having signed Hummels, so typical SportBild nonsense I guess.
It'll likely be said at 10.30, when journos are officially allowed to release information. I reckon it's De Gea related, especially consider tomorrow is when his reported "special release clause" will end.
Good, I'm sleepy, but can wait five more minutes.
He retired the other day, so he isn't really in football anymore
He's 100% going to say Zlatan medical
Haha. Saying that it' proabably Mkhitariyan related.Good, I'm sleepy, but can wait five more minutes.
What is the story about Schweini and the sniffer?
In a way I hope he does so we can enjoy the inventive way Twitter uses insult his bald head.He's 100% going to say Zlatan medical
I cant embed picture, but Duncan actually replied to my tweet. Look for hair hair product tweet.
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Come and get me by the sounds of it
FFS, Raiola is Mkhitaryan's agent too? ugh
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