Television The Sopranos

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“You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add that together and that's your sentence. I figure I'm gonna have to do 6,000 years before I get accepted into heaven and 6,000 years is nothin' in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It's like a couple of days here.”

(as an aside, I think the supernatural element of the Sopranos world is often overlooked)
 

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“You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add that together and that's your sentence. I figure I'm gonna have to do 6,000 years before I get accepted into heaven and 6,000 years is nothin' in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It's like a couple of days here.”

(as an aside, I think the supernatural element of the Sopranos world is often overlooked)
Yeah I love the supernatural themes in some episodes. Proshai Livushka was freaking brilliant imo. Pussy’s reflection in the mirror - the first time i saw it - gave me the creeps. Just love stuff like that.

It’s the greatest show ever, for me. I know some shows are probably objectively better but Sopranos is certainly my favourite series without a doubt.
 

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"I'll keep this short and sweet. You're weak, you're out of cotrol and you have become an embarresment to yourself and everybody else."
 

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“You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add that together and that's your sentence. I figure I'm gonna have to do 6,000 years before I get accepted into heaven and 6,000 years is nothin' in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It's like a couple of days here.”

(as an aside, I think the supernatural element of the Sopranos world is often overlooked)
That’s what this is you know? Satanic, black magic. Sick shit
 

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The scenes where he repeats to Tony a joke he's just said always get me.
 

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I always found Paulie to be by far the most unlikeable character on the show. So insecure, petty and disloyal even by Sopranos standards.
 

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The scenes where he repeats to Tony a joke he's just said always get me.
“I went over for a blowjob. Your mother was working the bon bon concession stand at the eiffel tower! Hey Sil, you hear what I told him? I said I went over for a blowjob, your mother was working the bon bon concession stand at the eiffel tower!”
 

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“I went over for a blowjob. Your mother was working the bon bon concession stand at the eiffel tower! Hey Sil, you hear what I told him? I said I went over for a blowjob, your mother was working the bon bon concession stand at the eiffel tower!”
My favorite is when he asks Silvio about his first blowjob and how long it took the guy to come. Tony is literally sitting next to him on that one.
 

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Ive never seen this, I've seen numerous people rave and rave about it. Where can I watch this? It's not on Amazon, Netflix or anywhere in the UK I don't think.
 

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Ive never seen this, I've seen numerous people rave and rave about it. Where can I watch this? It's not on Amazon, Netflix or anywhere in the UK I don't think.
HBO. I envy you, I'd love to erase my memories of the Sopranos so I could watch it again for the first time.
 

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My favorite is when he asks Silvio about his first blowjob and how long it took the guy to come. Tony is literally sitting next to him on that one.
When he sees Bobby and Vito chatting in the Bing:

“It’s like an ad for a fecking weight loss centre. Before, and waaaay before…

…Hear what I said Tone? They’re like an ad for a weight loss centre.”

Tony - “Before and after.”
 

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HBO. I envy you, I'd love to erase my memories of the Sopranos so I could watch it again for the first time.
I've still to watch The Wire as well, and I was very late watching Breaking Bad, Lost, Dexter, Game of Thrones, etc.
 

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When he sees Bobby and Vito chatting in the Bing:

“It’s like an ad for a fecking weight loss centre. Before, and waaaay before…

…Hear what I said Tone? They’re like an ad for a weight loss centre.”

Tony - “Before and after.”
:lol:
 

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“I went over for a blowjob. Your mother was working the bon bon concession stand at the eiffel tower! Hey Sil, you hear what I told him? I said I went over for a blowjob, your mother was working the bon bon concession stand at the eiffel tower!”
:lol:

He and Chrissy were gold together.

His sit-down with Ralphie is a favorite.

"I can't believe this"

"Why not? Last summer you thought a flying saucer was over East Rutherford"
 

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Ive never seen this, I've seen numerous people rave and rave about it. Where can I watch this? It's not on Amazon, Netflix or anywhere in the UK I don't think.
If you have Sky boxsets then start asap, there's a reason it's up there as one of the greatest shows of all time. Everything about it is just bloody fantastic
 

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If you have Sky boxsets then start asap, there's a reason it's up there as one of the greatest shows of all time. Everything about it is just bloody fantastic
I use my mates Sky Go on my Xbox, I think it'll be on there
 

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:lol: Opening episode of Season 3 (my favorite season of television):