Looks like Jonny Evans is staying!
Whoop ti Do!! United have bid for someone
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
OK, I'll run that by you again.
Fergie 'We've put a bid in for a player'
Interviewer 'Who?'
Fergie 'I won't mentioned any names yet'.
Article: 'Fergie puts a bid in for an unnamed player'.
Ekeke 'Sanchez, is he the unnamed?'
Me 'Well, he's not mentioned any names, has he?
Ekeke 'Yeah, but we've been linked to a billion players, so they're all named'
Me 'You're a total feckwit'.
Maybe it's not so easy to grasp then. You do know what a name is right?
Has to be Messi.
Ok. 'Fergie named a player, hence it's not an unnamed player he put a bid in for'.
Spastic.
Mcfeckwit seems apt.
cheers spoons. your mocking of my incoherent sentence doesn't seem so bad if there is an element of nakedness to it. looks like ekke has been asking all the questions i was unsure of anyway.
Yes yes, keep going round and around on your carousel of outdated insults. You're still entirely missing the point
'I'll run that by you again' - You do know what a name is, right?
It's an unnamed player. . .but Berbatov is named because he's been linked to us.
Apparently.
I bet you were really good at comprehension.Yes yes, keep going round and around on your carousel of outdated insults. You're still entirely missing the point
'I'll run that by you again' - You do know what a name is, right?
I surely couldn't be any worse than you.
You do know what a name is, right?
Here toy soldier, allow me to help you out:
"a word or a combination of words by which a person, place, or thing, a body or class, or any object of thought is designated, called, or known."
'I'll run it by you once more'
You do know what a name is, right?
It'll be Eto'o'o'oo
Mcfeckwit.
Looks like this deal is already done bar the legal stuff....whoever it is, looks like the Evans boy is officially promoted, well done son
Yes!!oh right. clear as mud now
you still going to run past me naked though yeah?
But anyway we've made a bid for a named player. . .despite Fergie not giving any names.
It's Sanchez!
Ok spackers, if SAF refuses to name a potential signing to the press, then the press consider them "un-named"
Similarly, if someone was never assigned a name by their parents and lives their life in a weird limbo, whereby they are only ever referred to as "hey you", then they could also be considered "un-named". Obviously, using this definition, Berbatov would not be considered un-named.
So you're both right (although I'm guessing Ekeke was just being a bit of a smart-arse - which is fair enough, no better place for that sort of behaviour
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But it's probably about time someone posted that picture from the Special Olympics.
Similarly, if someone was never assigned a name by their parents and lives their life in a weird limbo, whereby they are only ever referred to as "hey you", then they could also be considered "un-named". Obviously, using this definition, Berbatov would not be considered un-named.
So you're both right (although I'm guessing Ekeke was just being a bit of a smart-arse - which is fair enough, no better place for that sort of behaviour
).But it's probably about time someone posted that picture from the Special Olympics.
excellent.
i have been a bit quick so far this summer to name berbatov and aguero as the second comings of christ but i can say without any doubt that sanchez is actually the second coming of christ. but you just named him so he cannot be the unnamed player we are about to sign. bugger. maybe it is windass? shit just named him too. im not sure this deal for an unnamed player can ever actually go ahead.
Bollocks.
Ok spackers, if SAF refuses to name a potential signing to the press, then the press consider them "un-named"
Similarly, if someone was never assigned a name by their parents and lives their life in a weird limbo, whereby they are only ever referred to as "hey you", then they could also be considered "un-named". Obviously, using this definition, Berbatov would not be considered un-named.
So you're both right (although I'm guessing Ekeke was just being a bit of a smart-arse - which is fair enough, no better place for that sort of behaviour
But it's probably about time someone posted that picture from the Special Olympics.
you sound tense pogue, deep breathsYeah, but you've named Windass by naming him and linking him to us. Are you his father per chance?
So it can't be him.
dean windass has no father. he is such a perfect footballer no man could have fathered him and no woman could have birthed him. he is from a race of superhumans from another planet who have sent him here to show us how real football is played. im disappointed to be the one who has scuppered our chances of buying him though. im a disgrace.
Aguero.
I'm sure Wiki would back this claim up, ay Hectic?
I think there's probably a whole page about Aguero joining United by now.
If I'm right though, I get a present.
If I'm right though, I get a present.
i will get the hang of it soon spoons, i promise. it might be kaka.
Well he's NAMED!
word.
feck.
As long as we are actively trying to buy a good striker (you know the names) im all for it.
I've got it, it's *******!
Well he's NAMED!
word.
That's right, I'm a genius for figuring it out. And you can quote me on this when we sign him.
It's obviously
Kenny Cunningham on a free transfer.
You heard it here first.
You heard it here first.
That certainly narrows it down.
At least we've made a deal ! Hope we're in for a good and strong forward.
Just says we've made a bid, not a deal.
Stop making a bid deal out of it.
Surely you don't bid for free transfers?
Looks like hes been promoted, to say that he's replaced Pique looks like he'll get some 1st team action next season, hope he takes his chances