He's thinking about those LA beaches.
10
Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 46
- Goals
- 28
- Assists
- 9
- Yellow cards
- 8
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Classic 1-1 Zlatan performance..
If he had buried those sitters throughout the season he'd have almost double the amount of goals.
His mini break has destroyed him. Thought he'd come back totally fresh.
Horrendous tonight. Don't think we'd be doing any worse playing with 10.
His worst performance tonight.
He's been like this all season but generally gets on the end of one.
Jose needs to take him off. He's been disgraceful today.
Yup. We'd be top of the league if we had a truly clinical striker.
This is like that game Cavani had in Ligue 1 earlier this season
I like Zlatan, but feck me he has offered zero tonight. Is more a hindrance than anything.
He doesnt give a shit. Will probably score a 1 yard tap in and be hailed as the redcafe jesus as usual
I'd like to know what he's on.
Player of the season my ass.
Carrick should have gone himself, absolutely bloody useless from Zlatan.
Absolutely shite. 1 of the worst performances of a striker I've ever seen. He should be embarrassed
I'll blame Mou for continuing to persevere with a player who is clearly playing very poorly and wasting numerous opportunities.
Or like the game Zlatan had in one of the numerous OT draws.
He's done. Even on top form, our style of play goes to shit to accommodate his turtle speed, but if he literally misses three sitters like this in a big game, what is the point?
Please feck off.
Please feck off.
Get him off ffs
Performance debilitating drugs, surely!
Pens maybe, extra specialist. And he can still score out of nothing.
Yeah that's clearly what Jose's logic is but Martial might be more useful.
True, but Martial is so on and off lately, dont think Mou will take the risk.
Needs to be ducked wages.
He could be seriously injured here. :/
I think thats probably him out for the season.
Looks a bad injury
Well it was the only way he was going to be subbed.
Not looking good though.
Not looking good though.
Out for the season and possibly into next that looked bad.
Doesn't look good 
Ouuch that looked nasty.
Ouch thats a Zouma type injury there
Out for a long while looking at the replay
Out for a long while looking at the replay
Abysmal finishing.
What an awful night he has had. First his performance and then what looks like could be a serious injury.
Zlatan doesn't go down like that unless there's something seriously wrong. Looks season ending.
That's his season done.
Might be his last game for us
That didn't look good at all. Worst way for him to leave the pitch.
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