RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2011/2012)

[Plan M]

I see what you did there Badunk

I like it.

 

[That'sHernandez]

Sounds like a redcafe meltdown, not a RAWK one. And you lot are already making excuses for the weekend(game raisers,league is bigger,ect...).
Like I've said before ,this thread should be moved to the united part of the forum. Only united supporters post in it anyway except for us once in a while. Or at least rename the thread - Our Liverpool Obsession..

Liverpool fan on a Manchester United forum telling United fans they're obsessed with Liverpool. Classic.

 

[Solius]

Liverpool fan on a Manchester United forum telling United fans they're obsessed with Liverpool. Classic.

And so the cycle begins again.

 

[Plan M]

Liverpool fan on a Manchester United forum telling United fans they're obsessed with Liverpool. Classic.

"But this isn't the United forum!. The is a football forum in general!"

[/glastonspur]

 

[towcester_red]

Your 'location' is about us. You're on our forum. This has been pointed out to you at least 19 times.

 

[towcester_red]

Had to laugh (a lot) at thier celebrations at getting to Wembley for the first time in 16 years ()

How the mighty have fallen. I thought they had won the champions league last night. Im pretty sure KK had tears in his eyes. Priceless.

 

[Badunk]

Their thread about the game this Saturday has 1943 posts in it. For just this one game. This thread has 4700+ for the whole season.

PERSPECTIVE.

 

[Badunk]

As the third or fourth rendition of We are Not Racist, We Only Hate Mancs finished and the kop went quiet, some fella behind me sung in perfect tune, 'And Joleon Lescott'. Made me laugh.

 

[That'sHernandez]

Don't understand that song, makes them xenophobic in that case. They haven't thought it through.

 

[Badunk]

On Bellamy:

I will willingly eat his shit if he offers me it.

I'd swallow for you Craig lad.

I'd let him feck me in the arse. That's right

I want to have neck-less babies with Bellamy.

Am I missing something because everytime I type Beller/s, this appears: [Dear bellend, please insert name of Craig Bellamy here.]

It's an auto-correct to stop you calling him Beller.s. Mr Bellamy will do

 

[londonredmaniac]

Sounds like a redcafe meltdown, not a RAWK one. And you lot are already making excuses for the weekend(game raisers,league is bigger,ect...).
Like I've said before ,this thread should be moved to the united part of the forum. Only united supporters post in it anyway except for us once in a while. Or at least rename the thread - Our Liverpool Obsession..

Mate, to be honest it's not Liverpool, it's RAWK.

I've never seen anything like it. I've said before it is so far removed from the match going scousers I know it's untrue.

It's nothing to do with a Liverpool obsession (though I admit some are far too concerned with all things scouse). It's more like car crash television. You don't want to watch it...but you have to.

Again I've said this before, most Liverpool fans I know, ST holders most, think RAWK is a joke and an embarassment.

 

[Kraftwerker]

Mate, to be honest it's not Liverpool, it's RAWK.

I've never seen anything like it. I've said before it is so far removed from the match going scousers I know it's untrue.

It's nothing to do with a Liverpool obsession (though I admit some are far too concerned with all things scouse). It's more like car crash television. You don't want to watch it...but you have to.

Again I've said this before, most Liverpool fans I know, ST holders most, think RAWK is a joke and an embarassment.

njred is a retard though.

He blatantly posts there and can't take us laughing at him and his mates.

Hence him coming in here and having a hissy fit about it every week or so.

Most sane LFC fans wouldn't care about us laughing at RAWK.

 

[kouroux]

On Bellamy:

The last one

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

Rawks prematch thread has reached 51 pages since the draw. And they call us obsessed.

 

[gooDevil]

njred, I hope you realize you're like a mentally incapacitated clown stumbling around for amusement to the people of the caf. Have some dignity ffs.

 

[SteveJ]

From F365:

Minnows

Let the patronisation of Cardiff begin. Said Steven Gerrard: "It's going to be the game of their lives. They're going to be right up for it. They are going to play at a level they've not played at before so it's important that we don't drop our standards."

Year Liverpool last in a major final: 2007.
Year Cardiff last in a major final: 2008.

 

[swooshboy]

From F365:

Minnows

Let the patronisation of Cardiff begin. Said Steven Gerrard: "It's going to be the game of their lives. They're going to be right up for it. They are going to play at a level they've not played at before so it's important that we don't drop our standards."

Year Liverpool last in a major final: 2007.
Year Cardiff last in a major final: 2008.

Good work!!

 

[Carl]

From F365:

Minnows

Let the patronisation of Cardiff begin. Said Steven Gerrard: "It's going to be the game of their lives. They're going to be right up for it. They are going to play at a level they've not played at before so it's important that we don't drop our standards."

Year Liverpool last in a major final: 2007.
Year Cardiff last in a major final: 2008.

That's brilliant.

 

[steeeb]

From F365:

Minnows

Let the patronisation of Cardiff begin. Said Steven Gerrard: "It's going to be the game of their lives. They're going to be right up for it. They are going to play at a level they've not played at before so it's important that we don't drop our standards."

Year Liverpool last in a major final: 2007.
Year Cardiff last in a major final: 2008.

Classic.

 

[Rooney24]

Had to laugh (a lot) at thier celebrations at getting to Wembley for the first time in 16 years ()

How the mighty have fallen. I thought they had won the champions league last night. Im pretty sure KK had tears in his eyes. Priceless.

Liverpool appearances at Wembley since 1996 - 0
United appearances at Wembley since 1996 - 16

 

[eric le roi]

Liverpool appearances at Wembley since 1996 - 0
United appearances at Wembley since 1996 - 16

more to the point:

Liverpool cup final appearances at Wembley since 1996 - 0
Cardiff cup final appearances at Wembley since 1996 - 1

 

[towcester_red]

more to the point:

Liverpool cup final appearances at Wembley since 1996 - 0
Cardiff cup final appearances at Wembley since 1996 - 1

 

[Badunk]

The story of Manchester United vs Liverpool

A thread about a fictional conversation with a fictional United fan, in which the Rawkite author mocks the fictional 'manc' for his lack of knowledge, while at the same time making a pretty embarrassing factual error. You couldn't make it up!


Only, he did

 

[Badunk]

First Draft (Foreign Edition)

1st minute of the game (at the pub)
Me: Which team do you support? (I asked a 30-something year-old guy sitting next to me)
Him: Errrr… … Man Chester. You?
Me: Liverpool
Him: Why do you ask?
Me: You’re watching your beer more than the screen, so I guessed Everton.
Him: I don’t watch every game live. Only the biggies. I catch the highlights later.

2-15 minutes

Me: How long have you been supporting Manchester United?
Him: Always
Me: From when was that?
Him: Since the beginning
Me: Of the match?
Him: No, since the beginning of the Premier League
Me: Who did you support when it was known as the First Division?
Him: I only watch the Premier League. So – Manchester. They won it first
Me: Leeds
Him: No, I told you, I don’t watch the First Division. Only the Premier League
Me: Don’t you remember Leeds winning the Premiership?
Him: I bet you Leeds never won. The First Division maybe.
Me: You don’t remember them in even the Champions League?
Him: Of course that’s when I first started to watch football years ago. I don’t know how these teams get in it, but they didn’t even win the league! It supposed to be a Champions League so how can it be when you are not even a champion?
Me: Never mind. That was never a penalty! Clear dive there.
Him: There must have been some contact.
Me: No contact at all. Look at the replay.
Him: But the ref has given it so it must be a penalty
Me: If the ref has given it doesn’t mean it should be a penalty
Him: 1-0 to United. Hahahahha.

15-45 minutes

Me: Why do you support United?
Him: Because I enjoy watching them play. They are winners. Unlike Loserpool hahahaha. You never won the Premier League
Me: We won the title 18 times, and it was only until last year that you overtook us
Him: Hahaha Loserpool. We are still ahead
Me: Do Manchester United always win?
Him: Everybody I know said Manchester is the best, and that they had won the most Premiership titles, but I wanted to make sure myself. We were playing Chelsea and if we won we would have a good chance of winning the title. Sure, enough, we won and I knew then that Manchester were going to be my team because the commentator said that that win means we virtually won the title already.
Me: What if Chelsea won that game?
Him: Then they would have probably won the league.
Me: Would you be supporting Chelsea then?
Him: At half time I was thinking I was going to support Chelsea, because Manchester kept f**king it up, and I felt so embarrassed wearing my AIG shirt for the first time. My uncle bought that shirt for me all the way from Taiwan so I thought I was going to support United, but in the second half the ref was much better and we turned the game around
Me: You mean the ref turned the game around. Clear handball there. Should have been a penalty for Liverpool
Him: No way
Me: There, you see on the replay - clearly handed it
Him: But, it wasn’t intentional
Me: It was. You see, he stretches his hand one metre away from his body and the shot was on target
Him: But the ref didn’t give it, so it wasn’t intentional
Me: The ref’s as blind as my Arsene Wenger
Him: He’s brilliant. I know this ref, he was in the first game I watched and is usually giving the right decisions
Me: Giving the Mancs the right decisions
Him: Yes, but he’s not the best. There’s a few others even better than him.
Me: More than a few.
Him: Watch the way he runs. The way he moves and gives your defensive midfielder a yellow card.
Me: Now, your players are going to overreact every time our midfielder makes a tackle
Him: He’s dirty foreigner. Deserves a red
Me: For that? A free kick is questionable. Red card? That’s a joke.
Him: Hahahhaha

Second half

Me: (In depth tactical analysis).
Him: (In response to my tactical commentary) I don’t know about that, but we are still winning. Ferguson has won the most Premier League titles and I read that he is the best manager in world history so he knows about tactics.
Me: He is a great man-manager and knows how to instill a winning attitude in his squad, but tactically he’s not one of the best and has been shown up on many occasions in Europe, where the game is much more tactical compared to England. He’s remained at the safe job, but how much would he have won if he was brave enough to manage in Italy, Spain or if he chose a new challenge at a club like Everton?
Him: He has won 2 Champions League titles in Europe
Me: One before you started watching them then?
Him: I watched the DVD
Me: They were outplayed that night, two jammy last-minute goals
Him: It only looks like last-minute goals because it was highlights. That was the greatest comeback in European Cup history
Me: How many European Cup finals did you watch?
Him: I didn’t count but it’s boring unless United are in it. Can’t watch those Italians and Spanish
Me: So that’s three at most?
Him: No, we won one since then.
Me: You lost against Barca again
Him: No, we beat them
Me: I mean, the second and third time… you lost both against them
Him: I tell you, we won mate and it wasn’t even in the final. I remember clearly Scholes scored from out of the box
Me: That’s all I remember you did in that game
Him: I saw it three times on the highlights. Scholes is much better than Gerrard. What has Gerrard ever won?
Me: Gerrard was a match winner in every club cup final which is unique
Him: That’s just Mickey Mouse cups
Me: So Istanbul was a Mickey Mouse cup?
Him: It’s a third world country and not even in the England Premier League

Full-time

Me: (Extremely frustrated but remain focused, giving him a full analysis during the last beer)
Him: (in response)… but, we won. And, you lost. Hahahahah.

Back home with the wife

Wife: Are you using the Manchester United conspiracy to avoid sex with me?
Me: No, you don’t understand… (back myself up completely with a full match analysis).
Wife: You analyze the game too much. Football is a simple game. A simple man’s game. Why you talk so much about it? Why you talk so much?
Me: Simple for you, because you were born a Blue Nose. Just, get in there and tackle them! You’re just bitter because your other half has actually won something this Millennium.
Wife: You’re the bitter one. I haven’t even watched them since I was a child.
Me: I don’t blame you.
Wife: I haven’t watched because footballers are idiots. So why do you complicate it? Serves you right, you must have had quite an idiotic conversation at the pub and now you want to take it all out on me with your psychological breakdown of every member of the Liverpool team and the philosophy of destiny vs chaos theory in sports vs scripted theatrical drama.
Me: What did you expect Drama Queen? We were playing Manchester United. If I wanted a more educated conversation, then I will travel to the pre-season friendly game against Rapid Vienna.
Wife: You did.

He's right.
Leeds won the last "first division championship" in 1992.
Man Utd won the first premiership in 1993.

Doh!

 

[Mick1991]

That's cringe.

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

It's amazing how many of them have apparently had conversations like that with United supporters

EDIT: He said he made it up. So what's the point of it?

 

[Badunk]

That's cringe.

I know! Imagine being beaten in an argument by someone you invented. A new low for RAWK!


Fictional United fans are more knowledgable than real Liverpool fans it seems.

 

[Lastwolf]

forget the fact mistake.

Wife: Are you using the Manchester United conspiracy to avoid sex with me?
Me: No, you don’t understand… (back myself up completely with a full match analysis).

, next line should have been.

"Wife: A simple yes, would have sufficed."

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

I know! Imagine being beaten in an argument by someone you invented. A new low for RAWK!


Fictional United fans are more knowledgable than real Liverpool fans it seems.

 

[SteveJ]

F*cking hell, that makes Kristian Walsh seem like Nabokov.

 

[SteveJ]

Tell you what, from now on I'm not going to post anything but this:

(in-depth brilliant post)

...instead of my usual crap. I'll be a cert for the Best Poster award.

 

[gerrydaly]

I know! Imagine being beaten in an argument by someone you invented. A new low for RAWK!


Fictional United fans are more knowledgable than real Liverpool fans it seems.

 

[Steev]

I know! Imagine being beaten in an argument by someone you invented. A new low for RAWK!

Fictional United fans are more knowledgable than real Liverpool fans it seems.

We have the best fictional fans in the world. Fact.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

I know! Imagine being beaten in an argument by someone you invented. A new low for RAWK!


Fictional United fans are more knowledgable than real Liverpool fans it seems.

Brilliant!!

How fecking sad do you have to be to lose in a row to your imaginary friend!

 

[SteveJ]

He wouldn't have lost if it wasn't for the bent ref & the corrupt FA.

 

[bergen]

Doh!

It's amazing how only one person has called him out on his error, and no one has called him a knobend for writing this fictional piece.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

We have the best fictional fans in the world. Fact.

Yep, our imaginary depth of knowledge is amazing.

Could that post be a WUM plant? It can't be real!?

 

[holyland red]

We're so far ahead of them overall it's not even funny anymore.

Yes it is.

 

[SteveJ]

Wow, that wasn't made-up at all, was it?

Him: Lolz I liek teh soccer
Me: (Brilliant overview of football history)
Him: Ha ha Loserpoo
Me: (Shakespearean soliloquy featuring philosophical insights into the beautiful game)
Him: Oh noes I wet meself...


Back at home with the wife
Wife: You're f*cking great in bed, and Liverpool are the best
Me: Thanks, Rafa

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

Wow, that wasn't made-up at all, was it?

Wife: You're f*cking great in bed, and Liverpool are the best
Me: Thanks, Rafa