Phil Jones Crawl

[JTW95]

He is not perfect, but you could never fault his bravery. Bless him.

 

[Mindhunter]

10/10 for bravery and giving it all. A more talented defender would never need to do something like this to salvage a situation but I absolutely loved the look on Giroud's face after that happened.

 

[Nighteyes]

10/10 for bravery and giving it all. A more talented defender would never need to do something like this to salvage a situation but I absolutely loved the look on Giroud's face after that happened.

True.

You can tell he loved playing for the club and I like that.

 

[Ramshock]

Its like he thought he was in mass half way through the crawl and quickly blessed himself

 

[Kill 'em all]

Legendary. The gift that keeps on giving!

 

[Ramshock]

this is going to become one of these moments that people kind of ignore whats actually happened because its funnier to play along with the lazy narrative. If this was vidic the context of the green smileys would be very different. saw them accompanied by comments like "clumsy oaf" and "duncan edwards II" earlier. hes made a huge feck up just prior to this, but recovered brilliantly albeit looking humorous while doing it.

shouldnt be used as an example of jones the "horrible clumsy defender strikes again".

Yeah but theres loads of knobends on here who like to label players immediately

 

[Vato]

I'd photoshop Casillas threepointer throw-in in if Madrid wasn't playing.

 

[m1y2]

 

[Silverman]

Brilliant defending. I say fair play to him.

 

[Getsme]

Just back from the game and had no idea that happened, fantastic.

 

[ItsEssexRob]

As much as its hilarious for you guys,its even more hilarious for opps knowing the guy doing this is your first choice defender.

 

[Pink Moon]

I'm crying with laughter looking at it again! Why the hell does he salute the white line as he crosses it?

I'm dying watching that

 

[Raw]

As much as its hilarious for you guys,its even more hilarious for opps knowing the guy doing this is your first choice defender.

You're just jealous.

 

[JackXX]

Only Jones would do something as mental as that but I think he's been v good lately. Fair play to him it worked and probably saved a goal.

 

[Summit]

You're just jealous.

He isn't. He's got the ultimate slipping defender to laugh at which will never be topped. EVER!

Spoiler

 

[FC Ronaldo]

When he's gone, we'll defend infinitely better but miss him so much.

 

[LR7]

He isn't. He's got the ultimate slipping defender to laugh at which will never be topped. EVER!

Spoiler

 

[OneUnited24]

I love Jones and still have a lot of time for him. Hes only 22 and bar the last two injury hit seasons hes been good for us.

At fault for letting Grioud in but my god was it brave defending

 

[FromTheBench]

this is going to become one of these moments that people kind of ignore whats actually happened because its funnier to play along with the lazy narrative. If this was vidic the context of the green smileys would be very different. saw them accompanied by comments like "clumsy oaf" and "duncan edwards II" earlier. hes made a huge feck up just prior to this, but recovered brilliantly albeit looking humorous while doing it.

shouldnt be used as an example of jones the "horrible clumsy defender strikes again".

If it was Vida Smileys would be "" or "".

 

[kouroux]

That's so stupid but funny

 

[Nozzy]

Funny video, funny still & the funniest thread since https://www.redcafe.net/threads/losing-your-virginity-math-has-popped-his-cherry.397502/

Well done to you all & to Phil Jones, I think you just sealed your United 'legend', status.

 

[Twisted_Woody]

Google image search 'Phil Jones Face' and it is pretty hilarious. This can be added to the list of Phil Jones hilarity.

 

[Vato]

He starts praying half way through the crawl. He genuinely thought he was going to die there.

this

 

[FC Ronaldo]

 

[Americano]

Phil Jones can do a pushup with his cock.

 

[LazyRed-Ninja]

It's like he was aware of him transforming into a werewolf but somewhat managed to prevent it

 

[JTW95]

First game of the season at Old Trafford we had a bit of bird shit eating and the last game we have Phil chasing 'his precious'.

Never a dull moment.

 

[CassiusClaymore]

Funny as feck obviously but a great example of last ditch defending.

Ironic that a Chelsea fan is talking shit about him when their best defender built a career on it.

 

[Maestro14]

I think Jones has just redefined the art of defending.

Well in Jones!!

 

[FortBoyard]

Apparently it's right out of the Catenaccio playbook...

 

[Berbaclass]

Apparently it's right out of the Catenaccio playbook...

 

[prarek]

 

[Jed I. Knight]

Can someone tech savvy superimpose a monocle onto the gif so that he puts it on halfway through (not claiming credit for that idea).

Someone must do this!

 

[Mark_GrumpyLion]

That is hilarious

 

[JR10]

 

[Tarrou]

I love how he swings his head to the left at first to give him room to throw his head back a bit more, presumably to try and get more purchase on the header to move it out of Giroud's path. As it happens he timed it perfectly to hit it off Giroud's leg. Perfect technique.

 

[Grinner]

He's a strange player. England personified.

 

[Maagge]

I still can't get over how much of a ragdoll he turns into as soon as he heads the ball.

 

[Sid234]

It has to be one of the moments of the season but still credit to him for literally putting his head on the line to make up for the slip!

 

[Callum93]

*tips imaginary fedora to line* "M'lady!"