Quick someone make a 'I Am Zlatan' account!
Mourinho to United | Officially Announced
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Interesting statistic from Mourinho's past:
Most Premier League wins against - Liverpool.
Most Premier League wins against - Liverpool.
He/she been promoted, really?, Fantastic 
Well, that's one way to piss on the newbie system.Don't meant to startle anyone but there's definitely some illuminati shit going on with @Special One
Maybe that's less of a surprise than you think
Maybe only 6 or 8 teams have been in there every season that he has, and any of us could guess Liverpool at the bottom of those.
He/she been promoted, really
Mods = Mourinho closet fanboys confirmed
. And noone is complaining 
Probably the first time it's happened though
Oops, of course it was. I'm running on empty!
Looking at the way the BBC has broken numerous (unverified) stories about Mourinho in the last few days, it's pretty clear that they have a source in his inner circle. For the next 3 years, they'll be the first to publish the truth about United but also the first to publish his propaganda. I expect the Beeb's credibility on this forum to take a massive hit when the bullshit starts coming out.
Watch @Special One be the worst poster ever now. First post will be like 'hello guys i hope Man Utd buy ronaldo, pogba, neymar, ramos n sell smalling GGMU!!!' etc.
Probably from Casillero del Diablo.
Hope they don't blame me if that happens
Wow, what a week, the FA cup win seems so long ago now, LVG a past memory and now Jose is a Red.
Cant wait for the Season, Manchester is going to be rockin next season, just like it was in the 90`s and early 2000`s!
Cant wait for the Season, Manchester is going to be rockin next season, just like it was in the 90`s and early 2000`s!
I know the poster. He really is special. Apologies, I can't reveal his identity.
They say..
How you got access to the Newie forum?
@Special One is Mourinho himself. That's why he got promoted.
Carragher just said on Sky News:
'United should now start challenging for trophies' - seems he forgot we just won a trophy last Saturday!
'United should now start challenging for trophies' - seems he forgot we just won a trophy last Saturday!
He joined today.
Mods = Mourinho closet fanboys confirmed
You were saying?He never posted there did he?
Why is there a media blackout on MUTV? I know the channel is usually rubbish but for times like this when someone joins our club shouldn't this channel be of use? Waste of my hard earned pennies it is!
Jaguar UK @JaguarUK 21m21 minutes agoTweet
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Congratulations to Jose Mourinho on his @ManUtd appointment. He'll always be #TheFrozenOne to us.
... and that United are in more competitions next season than Liverpool
Illuminati confirmed.
Look at the post being quoted. That post must have been inserted after THEY noticed my post
. I need to shave myself and my family.Edit:
Feck auto connect.
Edit 2:
I am hexed.
Mourinho has not been officially unveiled.
Ambush marketing. It's still not official yet.
He's only posted in the Newbs. We need the old siren gif.
Guys, it feels like I just took a shower for the first time in 3 years. All that stench and slime is washed from my soul. I am reborn!!!!
I'm sure they'll break into whatever rerun they are showing for a live broadcast when the club makes the announcement tomorrow. They haven't had anything live since the FA cup programmes at the weekend, so they'll have had plenty of time to prepare and get things in order for the show announcing the appointment, but it'll still look amateurish as feck though
@JoMo should just be banned straight away.
Ban that one...
@ZlatanFish is probably zweback (fifa youtuber) or a zweback fan.
I could do with a name change, but I guess this comes in handy everytime something new happens
Feel sorry for the posters who have Van Gaal in their names.
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