RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2016-17 Edition

[Bwuk]

Whooops

 

[Borden]

I usually never manage to laugh too much before I know we've won our game, but I'll treat myself to a after that.

 

[montpelier]

 

[Alabaster Codify7]

Oh, I hate them so much. Loving this result. Klopp and his bunch of his mugs.

 

[montpelier]

What the hell was with the long ball approach in the end?

 

[QuackQuack]

Meltdown incoming.

 

[Camy89]

I turned on BBC sport and found Swansea 2-1 up. Smiled. Then saw Firming levelled it. Smile faded.

Superstition took over and I thought it best not to follow the game as Swansea did fine without me. Turn over with 3 mins left, smile appeared again. Well done Swansea

 

[Schmiznurf]

long ball rawk

That was called your game all season rawk boy.

 

[Camy89]

I'm actually shaking. Can't believe what I've just witnessed. How? How on earth have they not only beaten us but scored 3 fecking goals?

Not at all the referee's fault we've lost that match but Kevin Friend is fecking pathetic. Pathetic. Like was said above the advantage decision alone, but not only that his reaction to that decision. Arrogance of pushing players away with his hand "I'm in charge here".

fecking pathetic. I am absolutely disgusted. DISGUSTED.

 

[Charlie Foley]

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[Sid234]

Jurgen "Long Ball" Klopp

 

[Wumminator]

We have a soft core. Mignolet, Klavan, Lovren, Henderson, Can, Wij. All decent players, none of them anywhere near elite.

Utterly fecking pathetic.

How we manage to be two down from that situation is ridiculous but still somewhat predictable. Then, after getting level, to defend like that is utterly criminal.

As fun as the first part of the season was, and 2014 for that matter, we will never win anything of note until we sort things out at the back and the balance in midfield.

If you sign inferior players like klavan what do you expect.

Perhaps klopp won't be so averse to the transfer window in the next couple of days because this squad need a figurative kick in the arse if he's not giving them an actual one.

Just feck off with today.

Oh well thats the title gone and probably top 4, can't be too angry we are simply not very good.

They're pretty deflated.

 

[The United Irishman]

So good he posted it twice apparently

Spoiler: There was that time we got 3 obviously

1) Manc love-in. For historical reasons there is great national sympathy towards them.

2) Referees are swayed by these people. The Manc men in ties sitting up in the stands (we all know who they are) put an awful amount of "unseen" pressure on officials at matches at Old Trafford.

3) Because of this pressure on the officials, they ( referee, linesmen etc.) are unable to give important 2nd decisions! Note the word. "2nd" decisions. They might give a penalty or an off-side against them but they'll NEVER give a second one. Referees might give a penalty or an off-side against Manchester United, but then they spend the rest of the match trying to make amends. and try to get the Mancs back in the game. It's gone on for years. You get a blatent penalty against them and then the referee shits himself for what he's done, and frets for the rest of the game until he gets them back into the game.

4) If , on the other hand, the Mancs' opponents happen to get a second (blatent) penalty, or a 2nd 50-50 decision , there's not a chance on this fecking planet that a referee will give the decision against them. No chance, they're too worried about their careers and they know that the establishment and the MANC hierarchy up in the Prawn Sandwich seats will speak to their FIFA friends and make sure that they'll go no further in heir careers.

I giggled like a little girl reading this!

 

[montpelier]

Should have won that easily. They were piss poor

 

[Wumminator]

It's not as fun. Their squad being shite for so long has meant they are just always worried about losing. They're like a battered spouse.

The real fun nowadays is when Klopp melts down. Plymouth defended too much. Some sides don't have offsides. Man United play too many long balls.

What's this excuse going to be?

 

[Alex Styles]

If this is what happens when I forget to watch a Liverpool game then I will never watch another of their games again!

 

[Alex Styles]

Time to laugh at Liverpool hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahhahhahhahahaa

 

[NinjaZombie]

I'm actually shaking. Can't believe what I've just witnessed. How? How on earth have they not only beaten us but scored 3 fecking goals?

Not at all the referee's fault we've lost that match but Kevin Friend is fecking pathetic. Pathetic. Like was said above the advantage decision alone, but not only that his reaction to that decision. Arrogance of pushing players away with his hand "I'm in charge here".

fecking pathetic. I am absolutely disgusted. DISGUSTED.

Can't believe they're blaming the referee again.

 

[SalfordRed1960]

They're pretty deflated.

Its all those games they are playing (cough). God knows how they would look if they were in Europe. Playing without Sturridge or Origi from the start suggests over confidence from Klopp there.

 

[redNATION]

They're pretty deflated.

Barring Coutinho and Mane (who arent elite anyway), their whole squad is composed of average players, not just the ones they think are average.

 

[Zoo]

Pullis out...oh.

 

[Red Stone]

long balls

I love how a couple of comments from the manager has made RAWK allergic to long balls now, but back when Stevie Me was incapable of hitting a pass less than 50 yards he was unequivocally the best midfielder the country had ever seen.

 

[clarkydaz]

I love how a couple of comments from the manager has made RAWK allergic to long balls now, but back when Stevie Me was incapable of hitting a pass less than 50 yards he was unequivocally the best midfielder the country had ever seen.

So true

 

[fellaini's barber]

About time reality kicked him in those malformed teeth

 

[marukomu]

Agree with you on all points. No blame should be pointed elsewhere, not on the referees or opposition tactics. We deserved to lose, plain and simple. United will win today. After they do, there's two points between us. After all the hype surrounding this team it's come down to that, and with us and United heading in opposite directions there's only one team that looks deserving of a place in the top four. This type of performance has happened far too often to just shrug it off, once again we are not good enough.

This is a good example of a bed-wetter. Obsessed with United.

Aren't they all?

 

[marukomu]

They played for a draw and we gifted them a win.

 

[JB08]

Has anyone spoken about the 'long balls'? You just can't write it.

That said, they'd probably get banned.

 

[marukomu]

This from a guy called JSteve. Any relation to @SteveJ

We won't get Champions League football this year. Back to square one for next season.

Meh.

 

[lewwoo]

Shame. I was sure this was their year. Next year is definitely the one though. 

 

[SalfordRed1960]

Aren't they all?

It is because they always over rate their players.

As a team they often play well together, when they are winning they play above themselves as players do with confidence, but when things don't go for them, they look very very average. Player wise, they comfortably have the worst squad of the top 6, only they do not see it, I'd even state their first 11 is in the bottom 2 of the top 6.

 

[clarkydaz]

If you cant beat them, get beat by them

 

[JB08]

Klavan mate... Hendo looked shite I'm sad to say, defensive mistakes all round, what's the matter, arrogance at Anfield, what? I was even singing YAWN at my telly and I'm not at Anfield and I've spent today crying my eyes out. I hope the fans rally and I hope the players deliver cause the next three are massive

my solace is Klopp looked as furious as I feel sad. Everything passes, even the bad things, especially the bad things.

YAWN

T
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Which one of you is this?

 

[Gazautd18]

Took Firmino out of my dream team an put Coutinho in.
Not bothered one bit!

 

[Badunk]

If you cant beat them, get beat by them

Hahaha

 

[Stookie]

Its hard to laugh when our own team is losing.

well....maybe a little

 

[Grylte]

Its hard to laugh when our own team is losing.

well....maybe a little

Or that people still look at Rawk for quotes when their team is playing.

 

[Stookie]

Or that people still look at Rawk for quotes when their team is playing.

Im at work, but I dont go on RAWK anyway... just depresses me.

 

[SteveJ]

James Joyce comments:

'Peep peep'. Close window, slam screen down. feck football. Carry on the DIY. Listen to Can. Random LP. Finish the plumbing. Fart around with the kids, 'NO!' 'GET OFF THAT COMPUTER FOR THE LAST TIME!' then remember what's important in life - your beautiful children. No, that's not helping at all. Pack up tools, job done. Notice a drip. One drip literally every 2 minutes. I watched it. I laid on the floor and watched it for 2 whole minutes. Then I watched it again, and timed it. 2:44. feck football... feck plumbing. Not even going to listen, read, watch or have anything to do with this shit game. I'll find out on Monday. feck it, just feck it off.

Let's have done with the bloody offside rule and make everyone wear wellies or something, because it's shite. I noticed it was just after 4:45, and thought, oh go on then you wanker, what else have you got in store for me? Don't tell me, Smith bags a hat-trick for Bournemouth ... BBC site... window is still there... Liverpool 2-3 Swansea in yellow. I have to read it twice. Am doing shit in the predictions too I think then... ha.. Stoke... not going to listen to Man City Spurs. Check time... come on then... hit me. Come on, there's still two minutes to go... come on... There you go. Up it pops. A fecking wankerthon to boot?

 

[Ramshock]

James Joyce comments:

Pfff joyce was never that profound

 

[Alex Styles]

fecking typical isn't it, every bounce/decision went their way, sick of us not being able to beat shite teams who park the bus and can't be arsed playing football, definitely need to change something against these teams!

errrrrmmm Swansea scored 3 goals???