RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2016-17 Edition

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A new season is approaching, Liverpool's first full season under the German, Jurgen Klopp. Expectations, anticipation and excitement levels are sure to grow.

Here's the platform for all of RAWK's musings across the season ranging from delusion, joy, anger, bitterness and many others i'm sure.

Here is the obligatory Boom Bust cycle graph that i forgot last year.




 
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Damien

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Wait, the OP is Aussie isn't he? Got us there.
 

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They seem to be rating Sturridge up there with Kane and Aguero again, this confuses me because Sturridge hasn't looked half as good since Suarez left.
 

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This is their year unfortunately. They're winning it all and there's nothing we can do to stop it.
 

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Wonder how long it will take for the classless c*nt mourinho and the self obsessed Ibrahimovic to turn on each other after a few bad games.

Vile club with a vile manager and throw in the vile fans and you have a huge gigantic cesspit of vileness.
 

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They just signed Mané and they've got Klopp. They've reached peak of the boom stage. Fasten your seatbelts, boys. The descent will be beautiful.
 

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Guys it's their year.

This is simple. Many have forgotten. Many post excuses and list reasons why we should fail. There's only one objective and that is to win the league. Second place is nowhere. The supporters, the players, the management and owners must all have this one objective. Always.
 

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This is their year unfortunately. They're winning it all and there's nothing we can do to stop it.
Bit cheeky I thought to force themselves into both the CL and the EL after finishing 8th but then again, it's Liverpool. Iconic and you can't ignore them.
 

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Can't wait to see those tears flowing once again. They sign Manè just before we sign zlatan and possibly mhiki :lol:
 

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They've already won some alternative league I'm sure.

Liverpool has great charisma in Klopp but due to other managers and resources of other clubs a top 6 finish would be good for them.

Can't wait to see some GIFs and delusion of the highest order.
 

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It has begun...

RAWK 1 said:
I'd put my house on Ibrahimovic scoring less than 5 open play PL goals this year
RAWK 2 said:
Martial, Ibrahimovic, Mkhitaryan and Rashford is a very good front line, lets be honest. They will be much better than last year with that lot. In saying that, I don't think its any better than our forward line
 

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It has begun...
I would actually like to track down that poster and bet my flat against his house.

Thinking of it he would probably have the last laugh though, since he likely is camped out in a council house.
 

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It has begun...
Their delusion is absolutely hilarious. Like, the shit they say honestly gets me like "what"? Mikhtaryan (sorry, I don't know the exact spelling), Ibra, Martial, and Rashford is at least ten times better than their shitty front four. Do they genuinely believe the bullshit they say? :lol:
 

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Starting the new thread the same day Zlatan Ibrahimovic signs for United is a fantastic coincidence.
 

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Starting the new thread the same day Zlatan Ibrahimovic signs for United is a fantastic coincidence.
It means we can start the thread off in the best way possibly, with RAWK users talking out their arses about how Ibra is now suddenly shit because he has signed for us. We have loads of comedy gold to post on this new thread, getting it off to a flying start.
 

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In August
tonysleft said:
I too would love to see Zlatan in England, and even if it affects our top 4 chances, I wouldn't care who it is for. Such a brilliant player and it would be great to see him up close.

March
tonysleft said:
Can't think of a striker who has aged better than him

In April, United speculation starts
tonysleft said:
I'd rather bring back Bebe than have fecking Zlatan.

June
tonysleft said:
I would prefer Vardy to Zlatan and I don't like this signing
 

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It means we can start the thread off in the best way possibly, with RAWK users talking out their arses about how Ibra is now suddenly shit because he has signed for us. We have loads of comedy gold to post on this new thread, getting it off to a flying start.
It's brilliant isn't it. I mean I get that he's no Danny Ings but come on Zlatan isn't that shit.
 

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lol

there are alot of good posters over there if you stay off football i was going to join at one point But...
they seem so far into there own fantasy you cant be a none pool fan and be civil.

least we give oppo fans a platform to discuss the game we all love they seem to hate anything none liverpool.