Alexis Sanchez | Done deal

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Paxi

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I can’t believe this is happening. It’s like I’ve had sex for the first time!
 

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Micky is still in Manchester, just saw a pic of him in his car, still looks miserable! Roughly is it a 4hr trip to London from Manchester?
If it means getting the deal wrapped up, I reckon I can get him there in 2 (United can reimburse me for the speeding tickets).
 

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That filter has turned Troopz into Orson Welles.
 

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Yes he's an insufferable prat. But to be fair, he seems unsurprised and resigned to this situation.

Jose is worth way more than £35M, especially given that Ancelotti is only viable person who could replace Jose (no guarantee that he would join us).
And considering that Jose is already in the process of creating a team, for us to start from scratch (again), would probably cost in the region of £300M (player purchases).
Add on another £150M to compensate us for not winning anything in Ancelotti's first year (where Jose will probably win the title).
So, AFC would need to pay us at least £450M!
 

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I’m away to know one out in work toilets! Printing a pic of Sanchez.
 

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How will Bluemoon take that little gem of info, they offered him more money and he still turned them down.
They will bestow upon him an hilarious nickname like 'Alexpoo Shitez'.
 

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fecking hell haven’t been so excited about a signing since Berbatov!
 

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Woody is definitely getting a private jet out for this. For all his family and dogs etc. Probably 2 of them.
 
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