This was so crap
A by the numbers action flick that uses the Uncharted name but has characters that barely resemble those from the series. Chloe’s accent is all over the place. Was she meant to be Australian?
Some of the dialogue was incredibly clunky. The initial meeting of Sully and Nate was just bizarre
and corny lines like “you didn’t say please”. I could’ve written this shit.
Then you’ve just got stupid shit happening like them travelling underground for ages, through the back of a club wall (?) and down into this place not visited for 200 years… but also Sully can shout down through a drain on the street. Or Banderas getting his throat slit and there just being a nice neat line, no other blood whatsoever from those sliced arteries. Or Chloe stealing a key from a backpack without even going near it.
Something like this doesn’t have to be a masterpiece. I was ready and happy to watch a throwaway action film with roots to the game but this just wasn’t good. There’s clearly not been any attention to detail and it’s just been thrown together in the most generic way possible. Predictable cliche after cliche. You could call out exactly how a scene would go and it would be dead on. Feels like it was written by an AI that was fed 90s action film scripts.