Ah, you're one of those. Carry on, Blue Tick.
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This is hilariously ironic
People would prefer Glazers again than Musk it seems and I don’t know why.
Yeah the place is in total meltdown.Is that true?
Unless they pay 8$ a month, in which case it is ok.
He is.
Musk? Good lord. We just got shot of one malignant narcissist, and then another comes along at once?
Sounds like the way forwards to me. Capital idea!
I know it's not going well, I didn't realize to that extent. Good. Hope he loses every fecking penny the cnut.
There is zero irony. How is it ironic.This is hilariously ironic
You can't cancel people. That phrase alone deserves a ban.
Are you being voluntarily satirical, or...
A debt free Manchester United with a redeveloped 90,000 seat stadium doesnt need an oil rich owner or billionaire. Club can stand on its own two feet provided no one is draining the cash out of it.
No. Not nearly as bad as the complete chaos and randomness Musk would likely bring.
He'd publicly ridicule and sack half the recruiting department. It'd be a bloodbath. Like Ralf but with actual power.
I was talking about this Adani fella.
Why will anyone buy a football club for billions if they can't get any money on it, later?
This whole blue tick thing is total lunacy. A pharma company lost billions because someone pretending to be them said that Insulin was free. People are popping up all over twitter pretending to be people they are not. It's a clusterfeck.
More great satire
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So basically throw away 6-10 billion of their money for nothing?
We have the highest net spend of the last decade and the current highest wage bill in football all despite paying debt repayments and dividends. Why are people thinking we need a billionaire to fund us? A good owner that gets the fanbase behind him without the toxicity of the current ownership will see the club’s commercial strength sore.
Funniest post of the year, this.
I can see us getting a Chelsea deal where we get a frontman billionaire supported by an even wealthier investment company involved.
No idea about Ratcliffe these days. I get the feeling if he’s genuinely interested then he’s probably got to release something in the next week or so. Otherwise he’s probably moved on.
No idea about Ratcliffe these days. I get the feeling if he’s genuinely interested then he’s probably got to release something in the next week or so. Otherwise he’s probably moved on.
They would have an investment that would grow. They wouldnt be losing on it.
Oil states have entered the chat....
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Yeah it's more about structure, organisation of the club and capability of running a club than wealth. We spent like crazy, just without any vision or plan
Don’t think we’ll get the statement tonight.
One good news after the other today.
No its not. Apparently only a saint should own United, no one is good for United except Mr. Jim"You want this God fearing educated perfect married family man billionaire."
Ok, this is a little bit creepy
Yeah, he can eff off too! Both are the same!
When you realise glazers were not all that bad after you see the new owners.
Mbappe announcement imminent.
Why did Abramovich buy Chelsea?So basically throw away 6-10 billion of their money for nothing?
I don't mind being laughed at for having an unpopular opinion. But I've said enough on the topic.
Whoever we get as our new owner there will be virtue signalling and cancelling and self-righteous nonsense fallout, because all billionaires have things to criticize. But it will be for the best.
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