Bunch of bitchesTry to resolve one situation, another one appears. @Grib is getting invaded by @Denis79, @Tiber and @Andycoleno9. And Serbia, for good measure. It's not looking good, as his ally @Walrus is literally always invading someone else, so doesn't want to join other wars at the same time.
The Spanish Inquisition?
You should join Tiber's band of bitches, you could be their leaderSorry Grib, the sultan has grand ambitions.
Tell him about the revanchism mechanic.The war is over. @Crackers..... lives! He only lost three provinces in the end, with his utterly useless allies losing another three. The gains from the war are as follows:
@Solius: 6 provinces
@BD: feck all
@RedSky: feck all
Crackers is down but not beaten. He'll need some new friends though, or he's just going to get another beat down when the truce ends in 15 years.
15 years to amass a wealth from Mexico and buy a literal feck load of mercenary cnuts.The war is over. @Crackers..... lives! He only lost three provinces in the end, with his utterly useless allies losing another three. The gains from the war are as follows:
@Solius: 6 provinces
@BD: feck all
@RedSky: feck all
Crackers is down but not beaten. He'll need some new friends though, or he's just going to get another beat down when the truce ends in 15 years.
Hobbs if you could attack Solius that'd be greatI'd love to help out Grib but you went and allied with a patch of desert instead of the crown jewel of the east.
The mercenaries don't happen to be called the Golden Company?15 years to amass a wealth from Mexico and buy a literal feck load of mercenary cnuts.
Oh feck yes
love how @Solius fecked everyone there. Even his alliesThe war is over. @Crackers..... lives! He only lost three provinces in the end, with his utterly useless allies losing another three. The gains from the war are as follows:
@Solius: 6 provinces
@BD: feck all
@RedSky: feck all
Crackers is down but not beaten. He'll need some new friends though, or he's just going to get another beat down when the truce ends in 15 years.
Yeah I plan on doing a bigger update then, with stats and all that good shiz. I've been pausing quite a lot to capture everything that has been happening, so we haven't really gotten very far yet. As I said, I'll slow down a bit on those updates (as far as timescale goes; I'll probably still do as many of them they will just cover more years). If particularly interesting stuff happens I'll of course try to cover that. Also if something happens to one of the countries that have so far done feck all.@nimic at some point (maybe 1500?) it might be good to see a basic summary of how much development each player has?
for non-eu4 players, development is a fairly good indicator for generally how strong someone is
You're actually now allied to both your Italian brothers, @P-Nut and @AnotherLondonManc. They're also allied to each other, so there's a lot of patriotism going on here.I must be building a super army or something, biding my time
We helped Denis to become richer. That is what.@nimic what happened to this alliance?
P-Nut ditched you to go hang out with his Italian brothers. I think Denis79 ditched you probably to go hang around in Eastern Europe. You still have Andycoleno9, but I don't think it was technically your war, you were just called in. That way you can't call in your own allies. But that's probably also why you only lost three provinces (two of them were made into independent countries). I think you're still up from the start. I'll take a quick look tomorrow, maybe try to take a screenshot in the same spot as the first one so everyone can compare.@nimic what happened to this alliance?
Too busy whoring.Why am I not warring?
You did actually take three provinces from Poland basically while I wasn't watching.Why am I not warring?
@Andycoleno9 we need to put the squeeze on @V.O.P-Nut ditched you to go hang out with his Italian brothers. I think Denis79 ditched you probably to go hang around in Eastern Europe. You still have Andycoleno9, but I don't think it was technically your war, you were just called in. That way you can't call in your own allies. But that's probably also why you only lost three provinces (two of them were made into independent countries). I think you're still up from the start. I'll take a quick look tomorrow, maybe try to take a screenshot in the same spot as the first one so everyone can compare.
I know!!!!! And to split him 50:50@Andycoleno9 we need to put the squeeze on @V.O.