Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

Castia

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Is there any excusing the inability to string 5 passes together? Look we have injuries but that 11 should be able to pass a football we’re fecking shite
 

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Remove him now and his clownass signings. Do the Levy special.
 

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Nothing to say really, teams done - it's on its bare bones so the league is pretty much over, losses/draws for the remaining of the season

He just needs to get a good team out vs city at this point, that's the challenge because everyone is dropping like flies
We should just appoint the tea lady as an interim and she would do a better job than this fraud. He's the worse manager post SAF for sure. The fact Palace has 10x more touches in our box against ours in them is a fecking war crime
 

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It’s ETH that keeps continually picking Casemiro when it’s clear he’s completely done at the top level, for all of his ‘ETH is bringing the kids through’ loyalists you only need to look at the fact ETH has left Amass on the bench every game even though we’ve no other actual left back fit and plays Casemiro at centre back instead of an actual centre back.
Which "actual centre back" should he play instead of Casemiro?
 

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It'd be virtually impossible to get a manager that could do worse, honestly :lol:
 

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We're now in the bust phase of the ETH cycle where we're actually playing a game and of course we're fecking dogshit.

The big ETH defenders will go quiet now for around 48 hours before starting up with their bullshit again on thursday or friday.
 

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Most managers try to fix issues when their team is in a slump. Not ETH. We've played the exact same tactics and formation the entire season. The injury excuse is tiring and should get him sacked.
 

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Do managers ever resign? I’d probably resign if I was in charge of this. That goes for some of the players as well.
 

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And the crazy thing is we have been incredibly lucky to only concede this many. Should have easily been 10-12 more by now.
Might be an unpopular opinion but Onana has kept our goals conceded column a lot lower than it should be with the laughable way we play.
 

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There is no good reason to play the same way we do normally with all the injuries. That bullshit excuse he gave to Neville doesn't work im sorry.
 

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Does he even deserve the cup final? Spent all week talking about how he didn't get the players he wanted and these players will never play how he wants them to. Stands there on the touchline looking shocked when he's got one foot out the door himself. Just bin him before he has chance to do another interview.
 

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Surely he's getting sacked at full time. SURELY!?
Majority posters here voted for him to stay and manage the FA Cup final. I for one see zero point in this. He has to go now. He has gone far below expectations of Man Utd
 

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Is McTominay on the bench?

That's usually his first change when we're losing...

...or winning or drawing.
 

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Great job Erik, you’ve managed to feck us completely. Now fly off to Bayern you feckin fraud, should have been sacked after the loss agains dippers
 

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Majority posters here voted for him to stay and manage the FA Cup final. I for one see zero point in this. He has to go now. He has gone far below expectations of Man Utd
Thankfully I don't think INEOS are basing their decisions on RedCafe poll results.
 

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Is McTominay on the bench?

That's usually his first change when we're losing...

...or winning or drawing.
No, he's adapted recently. He waits till we're a couple down to bring on Diallo.
 

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Tonight: Sack him now !

Tomorrow: He deserves another season.
Berbaclass, Plant and the other Ten Hag fans will do their usual disappearing act for a couple of days until the dust settles and they can start cheerleading for him again.
 

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Does he even deserve the cup final? Spent all week talking about how he didn't get the players he wanted and these players will never play how he wants them to. Stands there on the touchline looking shocked when he's got one foot out the door himself. Just bin him before he has chance to do another interview.
Just an absolute pillock. If this was Jose everyone would criticise him as self serving. But somehow ETH is a nice bloke to the vast majority of the caf.