we normally wheel this out around Xmas
In the Liverpool grotto...
Father Christmas "Hello Little Rawk-person, what is it that you would like for a Christmas present this year?"
Little R "I would like a small pet Dragon that breathes fire & lives in a shoebox in my wardrobe''
Father Christmas "We are very busy & that's really a bit too difficult I'm afraid, we can't magick Dragons up out of thin air just like that, how about something a bit easier for us to organise"
Little R "Can you arrange for Liverpool to win the League?"
Father Christmas "Tell me a bit more about the Dragon...''