"Europa Universtobz' Childhood Re-Sim."
Gaming 1836 - The Europa Universalis 4 Experiment (Hands-off) - Map & stats in second post - Final Map and Stats update - Timelapse video
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Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) discuss United's fantastic win away against Athletic Club in the semi-final of the Europa League.
They also pick out the positives of United's 4-3 loss away at Brentford, and Nik reviews a day out at Old Trafford watching Manchester United Women qualify for the Champions League.
"Europa Universtobz' Childhood Re-Sim."
Walrus is literally unable to not be invading someone.
No he's the other way. Though weirdly hobbers is also at war with those guys, but mostly because he's invading someone else.
@Tiber seems to have come up with a game-breaking strategy: ally everyone. (Including @hobbers, @Salt Bailly and @Denis79).
Someone has to stop the horde, why can't it be nato?
I'm concerned with the warmongering company my people have aligned themselves with
Cracker's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Okay this will be my last update for a bit, I need to take a break.
It's kicking off. @Crackers is being invaded by everyone, including the Pope (and @BD, @Solius, @RedSky). At the same time his erstwhile ally @Shakesey is busy beating @Stobzilla. I assume that was happening first, so the Axis (or Allies?) decided to take the opportunity to gang up on poor Crackers. There might not be a lot left of him after this war. If he's completely killed I'll have to allow him to remake his country somewhere else
It's kicking off. @Crackers is being invaded by everyone, including the Pope (and @BD, @Solius, @RedSky). At the same time his erstwhile ally @Shakesey is busy beating @Stobzilla. I assume that was happening first, so the Axis (or Allies?) decided to take the opportunity to gang up on poor Crackers. There might not be a lot left of him after this war. If he's completely killed I'll have to allow him to remake his country somewhere else
My 1000 concubines are calling their mighty Fez. Peace be upon you all (apart from the catholics)
If you've ever had the misfortune of visiting New Brunswick, you'd understand
@Shakesey come save me
We in central Europe stare to each other i see.
Crackers getting him his comeuppance
See @Stobzilla!? See with your confounded eyes! That's why we should've been allies!Okay this will be my last update for a bit, I need to take a break.
It's kicking off. @Crackers is being invaded by everyone, including the Pope (and @BD, @Solius, @RedSky). At the same time his erstwhile ally @Shakesey is busy beating @Stobzilla. I assume that was happening first, so the Axis (or Allies?) decided to take the opportunity to gang up on poor Crackers. There might not be a lot left of him after this war. If he's completely killed I'll have to allow him to remake his country somewhere else
Ps. Sorry Crackers
Hi, this is Shakesey. I can't help at this moment, as my concubines require my attention. Peace be with you.
@Crackers has already fleed to Azores and left country to burn.
It's honestly even funnier that the Pope got involved and sided with us over Crackers
Fecking rebel scum. I'm queen Trude now?!
Fecking hell, poor @Crackers
I'm happy there is a region called MUSH.Walrus is literally unable to not be invading someone.
Walrus von Walrus (WVW?) has clearly taken after my own EU4 tactics. Better watch out @hobbers
Walrus is literally unable to not be invading someone.
Glorious. Perhaps I should start calling it the Walrusmans?
@nimic when you are done (or before) can you upload the save file for this somewhere?
Like the final one?
Sure, or just whenever
Sure, remind me later.
@nimic am i dead yet?
Crackers - why always me
PleaseI took a break, but I can start up again just to get closure for you if you want
While we're waiting for the resolution to the Crackers crisis, here's @Dan bullying some smaller countries.
It seems like Kodos now also has the trait tactical genius (not sure why it says goal oriented there, but that's what it is). Good on him.
It seems like Kodos now also has the trait tactical genius (not sure why it says goal oriented there, but that's what it is). Good on him.
It's honestly even funnier that the Pope got involved and sided with us over Crackers
Try to resolve one situation, another one appears. @Grib is getting invaded by @Denis79, @Tiber and @Andycoleno9. And Serbia, for good measure. It's not looking good, as his ally @Walrus is literally always invading someone else, so doesn't want to join other wars at the same time.
Bunch of bitchesTry to resolve one situation, another one appears. @Grib is getting invaded by @Denis79, @Tiber and @Andycoleno9. And Serbia, for good measure. It's not looking good, as his ally @Walrus is literally always invading someone else, so doesn't want to join other wars at the same time.
Sorry Grib, the sultan has grand ambitions.
The Spanish Inquisition?
The war is over. @Crackers..... lives! He only lost three provinces in the end, with his utterly useless allies losing another three. The gains from the war are as follows:
@Solius: 6 provinces
@BD: feck all
@RedSky: feck all
Crackers is down but not beaten. He'll need some new friends though, or he's just going to get another beat down when the truce ends in 15 years.
@Solius: 6 provinces
@BD: feck all
@RedSky: feck all
Crackers is down but not beaten. He'll need some new friends though, or he's just going to get another beat down when the truce ends in 15 years.