Just offended the entire Man City fanbase in one post.
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its always Fellaini isnt it? Vidal is free
He is apparently a City fan according to Wikipedia. Sort of explains his biased journalism.
I cannae take anymore !
If #AlexIsRed does not get announced today, my Lord I am going to ..... wait till tomorrow.
If #AlexIsRed does not get announced today, my Lord I am going to ..... wait till tomorrow.
5:00 pm announcement, make it happen.
Most drawn-out transfer ever? (Ones that are preety much 100% confirmed)
Nah. Front wheel drive man. Some fecking posh muppets about these days
Want to go on and play some Fifa but I'm pretty sure once I go on it'll be announced and will miss it. 
Play fifa with alexis in the team. Problem solved.Want to go on and play some Fifa but I'm pretty sure once I go on it'll be announced and will miss it.
What’s Alan pardew doing there?
Better solution will be to turn notification for our official twitter page, but they keep posting anything to troll us.
I think they have made a video (sort of) for the announcement but they cannot post 'Welcome to Man Utd Sanchez (subject to work permit)' along with the video as it would not look good. So they are waiting for all the paperwork to be done so that they can announce it in the right way.
Video editing and photography takes time!
Be patient!
Be patient!
Kinda hoping this gets done tonight, it's been fun, but I really need to do some work tomorrow!
And he'll be taking a pay cut just for the privledge and honor of playing for Pep and City.
To be fair, this thread might as well be locked now. I mean he's been spotted chatting with SAF at Carrington so it's done, we need to move on. I need my life back. The tweet from the club is so long after the deal has gone through it's now meaningless.
They will have (and so will Arsenal) already filmed and photographed him in his kit, gotten interviews, and also got quotes off Jose, etc for the announcement, it's just a matter of pushing the button, he's already a United player, you got a picture of him in the kit at OT ffs, what more confirmation do you need?
Some people need a bit of common sense in their lives...
Some people need a bit of common sense in their lives...
Our star midfielder will no doubt be distraught that we are signing a world class forward.
Woodward hired him to do the celebration dance after he signs.
I completely understand it, because Pogba is on minumum wage and Sanchez is on 650k a day. Can't blame ol' Paul.
Less than an hour for the LSE to close for today 
lol
lolSo many unanswered questions though. Will SAF be in the video? What will the hashtag be? Will his inner kid feature? Will his nipples show through his shirt?
Just finished work and it’s still not been announced! Geeeeeez! Get a move on now. It’s been 48 hours 5 times over
what a wretched cnut.
I’m with you!!! I’m risking my job looking at this thread
Wearing that famous No 17 shirt, previously adorned by Sun Jihai, Jim Whitley and Jack Rodwell.
and when did your inner-Muppet die?
He’s backed out..fallen through. It’s on sky sports news now..
Some are born without it I believe.
pfff, you will, don't worry.
about a week ago...
personally, I've been on the caf for 4 days for the nipples. Make it happen!
I usually muppet hard but ffs I've worn out my F5 key already, just announce it already !
What a pitiful existence that would be
Go to Miami, you wife is there!
Only kidding. Just trying to spice up this thread while we wait
"posh muppet" - this should be VivaObertan's new taglineBanhammer him into the next 48 hours!
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