He’s an absolute cretin. The type of bloke who’d wank into his wife’s underwear instead of actually shagging her.
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A Ben Shapiro movie apparently.
OFFICIAL TRAILER RELEASE: Run Hide Fight
OFFICIAL TRAILER RELEASE: Run Hide Fight
“Thanks Mom, Dad and auntie Clare for your birthday posts and thanks to everyone else for messaging me all those lovely words directly, I’ll try to get back to you all as soon as I can”
That looks incredibly shit.
Yep so it’s Errm die hard but in school?
This is cringeworthy on so many levels
It makes complete sense based on Ben Shapiro's earlier statements, though. He thinks that media in any form is doomed to be severely biased, so if he's going to make a movie then he's not going to hold back on his own biases. I nearly puked when I realised that the honorable hunter's daughter is gonna play "The Good Guy With A Gun" in fecking school shooting scenario.
Also, the message seems to be that you need to take up the fight if you find yourself in an active shooter scenario. Isn't that a quite dangerous thing to signal to young people?
"She sacrificed herself for a kid. Those are heroic moments that happen in almost every school shooting that the media barely reports on. Have to focus on the guns and evil rather than the selfless acts of heroism. "
One of the youtube comments from the film trailer. I'm not fully sure why but it tickles me that this person is lamenting the media focus on the "evil" aspects of school shootings
One of the youtube comments from the film trailer. I'm not fully sure why but it tickles me that this person is lamenting the media focus on the "evil" aspects of school shootings
Goddamn liberals with their anti-tragedy agenda!
The feck does the second tweet even mean?
Can't believe you even give this guy a thread.
I’m not gonna watch that film, but...
“Run, hide, fight” actually are verbatim the instructions given to faculty and students when we go through our active shooter training and drills every school year.
“Run, hide, fight” actually are verbatim the instructions given to faculty and students when we go through our active shooter training and drills every school year.
Ffs
I honestly can't tell what is satire and what is real in this thread.
The award for the most patient podcaster
The book is 100% real, and the plot description is 100% accurate.
Oh Ben I kinda want to read it, in the same way I kinda want to see how long I can hold my fingers over candles before they start to burn.
I kinda want to read it, in the same way I kinda want to see how long I can hold my fingers over candles before they start to burn.'kin ell
Hats off to whoever reads that shit.
surprised this is seeing a resgurence, the brocialists had found this in 2017:
one of the funniest things they'd read, comparable to the worst op-eds.
Wait this book, including the synopsis by Wild Geerters is real?
Yep.
It sounds a bit like the Steve Bruce books.
Sounds like Ben wrote the life he always envisioned of himself.
Does it have an audio version narrated by Ben himself? I imagine that's how Dante envisioned the 7th circle of hell.
Blow up a balloon and then slowly let all the air out and you can simulate it.
I'm a couple of episodes into this, and so far the book does not disappoint. It's basically just seems to be a novelization of every right-wing, racist talking point.
My favorite bit so far is when a good, decent police officer ends up shooting an 8 year old black kid with 'dead eyes', who appears to have a gun and threatens to 'pop a cap' in him. It turns out that it was a toy gun, but of course it was all a set up by an evil black reverend (basically Al Sharpton), to force an anti-police, anti-gun and anti-white media narrative. And no, none of that is a joke.
So many bear men in that book.
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Oh my God
An absolute bear of a man...
"with the permission of my wife" jesus this guy is married? this should give hope to all the losers out there