these 2 I don't get or understand, specially Ratboy.
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of course, they like him more than us he is doing them a right favour
doesnt look like a rat as much since hes retired and put on a few pounds but Neville really did look like a rat when he was younger and leaner
I think Tony Martial got his name when he first signed for United as he pretty much came out of the blue. The City fans were very dismissive of him when he signed so they just used to say 'whatsisname' as if he was of no consequence as they had never heard of him before. He sure proved them wrong last season though.
Perhaps one of the lurking Berties could enlighten us?
doesnt look like a rat as much since hes retired and put on a few pounds but Neville really did look like a rat when he was younger and leaner
you have got to be kidding me, I remeber how he looked like 10,15 years ago, not exactly a Brad Pitt look alike, but a Rat?? Or maybe rats look different in England?that makes sence, have to admit, I never heard of him befere we signed him.
Don't they also call Fellaini "Felony" which is quite funny.Spotted a few more terms of endearment for our current and previous United folk. Updated list below. Always makes for funny reading.
Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
van Gaal - Turtle
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Giggs - Family Man
Martial - Whatsisname
Pogba - Carlton Palmer, Poogba
Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush
Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Rashford - Gashford
Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy
Scholes - Ginger Pig
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan
Will keep updated regularly.
Ha ha yeah, forgot that one. Added.
Most of these are pretty damn hilarious. What's funnier is they think it annoys us whereas it actually make us laugh. Fools.Spotted a few more terms of endearment for our current and previous United folk. Updated list below. Always makes for funny reading.
Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
van Gaal - Turtle
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Giggs - Family Man
Martial - Whatsisname
Pogba - Carlton Palmer, Poogba
Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Rashford - Gashford
Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy
Scholes - Ginger Pig
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan
Will keep updated regularly.
What, no Fellatio?
Damn right it is! Unlike their "Emptyhad stadium". Sell-outs *wink*Spotted a few more terms of endearment for our current and previous United folk. Updated list below. Always makes for funny reading.
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
Will keep updated regularly.
Spotted a few more terms of endearment for our current and previous United folk. Updated list below. Always makes for funny reading.
Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
van Gaal - Turtle
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Giggs - Family Man
Martial - Whatsisname
Pogba - Carlton Palmer, Poogba
Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Rashford - Gashford
Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy
Scholes - Ginger Pig
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan
Will keep updated regularly.
The highlighted made me laugh.
Family man.
I read that for some reason as the Empty -head stadium . which also works for me
Scholes : ginger pig what in the world
what in the worldthign with them is.... if any of their forum users say a potential signing is not as good as made out... he is a rag. If he says Pep is slightly overrated, he is a rag. If he gives any player a negative review.. he is a rag. It is quite sad
Berties doing their nut claiming the Ref's bent....again! The irony of this statement from a bluemoaner.
"I'm getting fed up with football,it's not a level playing field for most teams"
and...
"Need to revise that stupid rule that a yellow card can't be reviewed. It's too easy of a cop out. Rags have escaped 4 reds while we get re-refereed constantly to our detriment."
"After the Chelsea natch the other week and then seeing that big nosed bastard not get a red for that challenge it makes you think there's actually no point in football anymore"
Poor Berties giving up already.
"I'm getting fed up with football,it's not a level playing field for most teams"
and...
"Need to revise that stupid rule that a yellow card can't be reviewed. It's too easy of a cop out. Rags have escaped 4 reds while we get re-refereed constantly to our detriment."
"After the Chelsea natch the other week and then seeing that big nosed bastard not get a red for that challenge it makes you think there's actually no point in football anymore"
Poor Berties giving up already.
Had a look there to see their outcry on Ibra's challenge, didn't disappoint with their lavish bitterness and delusion.
Every single one of their thread eventually descends into some sort of conspiracy, or for accuracy , a ragspiracy with fa, sky and media along with Robbie savage's dog being involved in it.
Saw a thread about penalty count to city, 2 post into it, surprise surprise.. Rags.. Anthony taylor is a manc @#$%, fa are cheats.. yada.. yada..
Their MOTD thread, pre match thread, Referee thread all has been hijacked into how rags control everything from fa, referees, the weather and even the number of hairs on Pep's bum..
Clowns.
Every single one of their thread eventually descends into some sort of conspiracy, or for accuracy , a ragspiracy with fa, sky and media along with Robbie savage's dog being involved in it.
Saw a thread about penalty count to city, 2 post into it, surprise surprise.. Rags.. Anthony taylor is a manc @#$%, fa are cheats.. yada.. yada..
Their MOTD thread, pre match thread, Referee thread all has been hijacked into how rags control everything from fa, referees, the weather and even the number of hairs on Pep's bum..
Clowns.
Zlatan's was a hard challenge and a definite booking but it's in no way comparable with Aguero on Luiz. That was a horrendous foul and looked like a genuine attempt to injure another player.Berties doing their nut claiming the Ref's bent....again! The irony of this statement from a bluemoaner.
"I'm getting fed up with football,it's not a level playing field for most teams"
and...
"Need to revise that stupid rule that a yellow card can't be reviewed. It's too easy of a cop out. Rags have escaped 4 reds while we get re-refereed constantly to our detriment."
"After the Chelsea natch the other week and then seeing that big nosed bastard not get a red for that challenge it makes you think there's actually no point in football anymore"
Poor Berties giving up already.
Wanted to post some of their posts but one would need to post 100s of posts. The whole forum has gone into overdrive since yesterday.
Some quitting football cause of the corruption, Ibra red card, david Gill still running things, brown envelopes etc.
Some quitting football cause of the corruption, Ibra red card, david Gill still running things, brown envelopes etc.
We are so in control of all footballing operations, we made sure we manipulated 7th place and 5th place finishes in 3 years, to miss out on the lucrative financial and commercial gains of the Champions League. What a conniving and dastardly scheme, by the mother of all evil, Manchester United.
Do they even think before they type? Or do they just punch their keyboard to bits until something resembling RAGS RAGS RAGS comes out?
The amount of Berties that allegedly don't have Sky because of its 'Rag bias'?? Seriously, are they really that stupid?? They talk about it like it's a badge of honour to cancel their sky subscriptions.
Save it till 6pm today.
I think they have custom made keyboards with only swear words and enter key in it.
You know anything beyond that, you're asking a lot from them.
The quality of posting on Bluemoon. Notice all the name checks. Even Bailly's got one now.
"Will the rags have a buy back clause like Carlton Pogba for Watsisname , sell him for f*ck all and then pay £120m to return as a product of their academy . W*ankers"
"Ball Bag Bailly has now stated PEG is the best manager in the world (before BBB disappears for a holiday in January at the ACN) , he's played a dozen games for a club who can barely make the top 6 and yet the gouger is best manager ever ? Can't wait for the next headlines when ticket tout admits he was horribly wrong about PEG and he is on a par with Baconface and Sir Alf."
"Will the rags have a buy back clause like Carlton Pogba for Watsisname , sell him for f*ck all and then pay £120m to return as a product of their academy . W*ankers"
"Ball Bag Bailly has now stated PEG is the best manager in the world (before BBB disappears for a holiday in January at the ACN) , he's played a dozen games for a club who can barely make the top 6 and yet the gouger is best manager ever ? Can't wait for the next headlines when ticket tout admits he was horribly wrong about PEG and he is on a par with Baconface and Sir Alf."
Liverpool 1:0 Man City
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This will at least be fun today
This is gonna be bittersweet. Citeh in meltdown but the Scousers march on.
Fans used to be run out of town on that forum for criticising Pep, not anymore. Getting a lot of heat on the forum.
You can almost hear the angry ruffling of plastic and nylon as they waddle to their keyboards.
They're absolute idiots. Is that the same Carlton Pogba they were furiously wanking over at the prospect of signing him? This coming from a group of fans who will argue all day and night that Sterling is one of the best for his age in Europe. Stones is worth £48m. Pep is the best manager ever. The Etihad has an atmosphere and that they were actually good before 2009.
Also the same mob of fans who claim bias against any TV broadcaster if they arent nice to City for the entire show. MOTD will be bias and rag lovers tonight if City are not on 1st. turn it in you soft, insecure, lard arses
Also the same mob of fans who claim bias against any TV broadcaster if they arent nice to City for the entire show. MOTD will be bias and rag lovers tonight if City are not on 1st. turn it in you soft, insecure, lard arses
Locked.They did lol. Minute you criticised Pep they called users out and claimed they were oppo fans on a wind up. And you got insta banned practically. Quite pathetic. I signed up on there once, and they had these threads made to talk about other clubs.
I simply went onto the Arsenal thread (i think) and said they were being a bit harsh and going over the top in relation to how poor they'd played a certain game, i have forgotten which, but i got banned almost instant and called a Rag. All because my opinion differed, muppets
Aye all the success they have had in the CL has had its effect.This guy is such a troll.
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They are nowhere near as entertaining as Arsenal meltdowns. It's just vitriol.
We have picked up more points than them in 2016 (72 vs 69). They look worse under Pep
God I fecking hate the plastic bertie cnuts.
Now Pep is needing help from the Almighty...BlueMoon said: