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Cringeworthy but, with a bottle of gin and some other bottle of booze hidden in that red gift packet, it might work on Juncker.
 
On the subject of food...

A fitting reposte for the racist and classist Yasmin Alibhai-Brown, following her most recent anti-Brexit column:
 
While its easy to mock the hamper, its more symbolic than anything else.

I imagine the dutch would include douwe egberts coffee in their hamper but there aren't that many coffee bean growers in holland.
 
While its easy to mock the hamper, its more symbolic than anything else.

I imagine the dutch would include douwe egberts coffee in their hamper but there aren't that many coffee bean growers in holland.

I imagine the Dutch wouldn't a) try to leave the EU or b) come up with such an embarrassing way of trying to show what the EU will miss when they're gone.

If they did, the basket would be filled with tulips and fresh fruit and veg. Probably some Edam cheese and a bottle of Heineken too. It would look a hell of a lot less shit than than the piece of work cobbled together by your lot.
 
While its easy to mock the hamper, its more symbolic than anything else.

I imagine the dutch would include douwe egberts coffee in their hamper but there aren't that many coffee bean growers in holland.

Symbolic of what? How fecked your industries are when it'll be much harder to import raw ingredients?

Not to mention as so many reply tweets have said, Winston "United States Of Europe" Churchill.

There's only so many faces to palm in the world, have mercy.
 
On the subject of food...

A fitting reposte for the racist and classist Yasmin Alibhai-Brown, following her most recent anti-Brexit column.

Absolutely, as long as by 'fitting reposte' you actually mean 'terribly written, intentionally misleading and basically idiotic riposte'.

The fact he tries to claim she 'mixed up' Europe and the EU by using the two interchangably says about all that needs to be said about this nonsense.
 
While its easy to mock the hamper, its more symbolic than anything else.

Yes it is symbolic. Symbolic of a silliness and lack of seriousness that our media seems to encourage in our leaders. Just like when a group of elected politicians went along with this..

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You think foreign governments see this stuff and think they're dealing with serious professionals? We're dealing with the single biggest foreign and domestic political challenge of our generation, and we have our politicians acting like they're on Noel's fecking House Party.
 
On the subject of food...

A fitting reposte for the racist and classist Yasmin Alibhai-Brown, following her most recent anti-Brexit column:


The best thing about that lame attempt at satire (how old is the writer? 12?) is that it drew my attention to Alibhai-Brown’s piece. I hadn’t read anything by her before and she writes quite well. Yer man could learn a lot from her. Not just about Europe.
 
Yes it is symbolic. Symbolic of a silliness and lack of seriousness that our media seems to encourage in our leaders. Just like when a group of elected politicians went along with this..

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You think foreign governments see this stuff and think they're dealing with serious professionals? We're dealing with the single biggest foreign and domestic political challenge of our generation, and we have our politicians acting like they're on Noel's fecking House Party.

Gove looks like he's holding up a hospital drip. Is it feeding him or Global Britain??
 
The best thing about that lame attempt at satire (how old is the writer? 12?) is that it drew my attention to Alibhai-Brown’s piece. I hadn’t read anything by her before and she writes quite well. Yer man could learn a lot from her. Not just about Europe.

I'm sure i couuld find you a Remainer columnist without the snobbery and racial prejudice...

I've been watching Alibhai-Brown as a panellist on Dateline London for many years (the line-up changes weekly), she is among the worst on there irrespective of one's politics.

Unless you are anti-English in particlar, prejudiced against working-class people and are nauseatingly conceited, i'm not sure that there's a lot to like in her aarticle.
 

  • Marmite – invented by a German and owned by the Anglo-Dutch company Unilever, which has raised a series of warnings over the impact Brexit will have on UK business.

  • PG Tips – also owned by Unilever. The company has delayed announcing the location of its headquarters due to fears around Brexit.

  • Hendrick’s Gin – produced by William Grant & Sons in Girvan, Scotland, it moved its base to Dublin for trading reasons.

  • Fortnum & Mason tea, piccalilli and marmalade – the boss of London’s flagship luxury department store warned last month that Brexit had damaged the UK’s brand and was struggling to find staff.

  • Dorset cheddar cheese – enjoys protected origin status provided by the EU. It is supplied by the Queen’s cheesemonger Paxton & Whitfield, which sells as much European cheese as it does British.

  • Biography of Winston Churchill – Arguably the greatest Briton, Churchill called for a United States of Europe in 1946 and was never known to be a little Englander. Mr Barnier had just seen His Darkest Hour according to his aides.

  • Complete Works of Shakespeare – Difficult to say how he would have voted being dead for over 400 years but he set many of his plays across Europe and liberally stole from other European dramatists and writers.

I have gone for Pot smoking liberal elite for Shakespeare, but you can't win them all.
 
They thought the EU will crumble into pieces the day Brexit happened or at least it will bend over backwards and give the UK whatever it wanted. That seems more unlikely every passing day. No wonder why these talks of a second referendum are gaining momentum. If they lose then they will come out as beacons of democracy and 'reluctantly' withdraw their article 50 letter. If they win, well, no one can really blame them for their mess can they?

I hope the EU won't accept it. We can't have countries playing games like that.
 
I have gone for Pot smoking liberal elite for Shakespeare, but you can't win them all.

What's your point? Is my inherent Brexit-based racism and insular mind supposed to suffer some form of psychotic break beause there might be a foreign connection to things which Brits like? :smirk:
 
A bunch of brexiteers literally went to Brussels with transnational gifts to show off Britians trading prowess.

So what? It's just like the blue passport episode: social media Remainers forthing at the mouth over the petty. I thought you were supposed to be the cool, calm, smart people.
 
So what? It's just like the blue passport episode: social media Remainers forthing at the mouth over the petty. I thought you were supposed to be the cool, calm, smart people.
Are you really expecting us to ignore the mind bending stupidity of these people? This is the biggest change since in Britain since the fall of the empire, not a game of fecking tiddly winks. And everything that's come out of Westminster only points to it being a disaster of epic proportions.
 
Are you really expecting us to ignore the mind bending stupidity of these people?

Am i in here talking about every silly remark/act or simple event on the part of Remainers, regardless of its significance? You lot need to leave the echo chamber and enjoy some clean air (must be loads of nice places in your part fo the world).
 
So what? It's just like the blue passport episode: social media Remainers forthing at the mouth over the petty. I thought you were supposed to be the cool, calm, smart people.

Most people weren't frothing at the mouth when it came to the passport affair - just recognising the stupidity of spending something silly like £500m of changing the colour of something.