I love him,he can have my children.
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Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 46
- Goals
- 10
- Assists
- 13
- Yellow cards
- 10
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Words can't express how much I love this guy. Brilliant start to the season.
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What a player.
It’s of course only the Premier League era. Saw a Twitter stat that Lou Macari scored an opening day hattrick against Birmingham in 1977.
Imagine scoring a hat trick in the first game of the season in front of a full Old Trafford.
People who want us to change to a 433 needs to study Bruno's performance today. He's one of the best 10's/second strikers in world football. Moving to a 433 would completely ruin that.
What a player he is!
People who want us to change to a 433 needs to study Bruno's performance today. He's one of the best 10's/second strikers in world football. Moving to a 433 would completely ruin that.
What a player he is!
Bow before the new king. Incredible.
When somebody else gets four assists and you're still man of the match. Awesome.
A non-penalty hat trick in the first game of the season. Astonishing!
Damn, that's more than half of Lampard's career totals and he was profilic as it gets from midfield.
Never for a second thought of taking him out my dream team ha. Elite
Another game where he doesn't play well but put up the numbers 
I’d argue Bruno was more of an 8 today than he was for large portions last year. Yes he was making runs beyond but he also was more connected to the midfield and buzzing around much more, which is what I said we would need from him this year.
I think a hattrick at an opening game of the season shouldn't count. Obviously at the start of the season Leeds aren't ready. Not to mention COVID, etc.
What a start of the season he has and he has given to us. Wonderful wonderful player. Down to earth too.
Well that settles it. Ole sees him as a forward, then he is a forward.
We need to make him our highest paid player immediately.
Scored a hat-trick to mask another poor performanceAnother game where he doesn't play well but put up the numbers
Magnifico. What a player
just don't play him 4 games a week, or 70 games/season, we'll see the best of him.
Penandes they said. This guy when on form is a fecking superstar. Some of the runs there Cavani would be proud of
I thought he only takes penalties
The way he was being underrated and brushed off on every Jack Grealish thread by some "United fans" was shameful. He's a superstar.
The most fake player in the Premier League since a crossdressing Firmino.
The final death knell for anyone who thought the 4-3-3 rumours were true.
Classic stat padding from a penalty merchant.
Seriously though, its incredible that there are United fans who still doubt this guy
Almost cried of joy at one point. He is simply too good. With Sancho firing his points this season will be criminal.
There was one poster in here a good while back claiming Grealish is two levels above him. Wonder if we can dig him up.
Classic stat padding from a penalty merchant.
Seriously though, its incredible that there are United fans who still doubt this guy
They're a very small and very weird minority that seem to prefer Grealish winning fouls over Bruno just scoring and assisting loads.
Classic stat padding from a penalty merchant.
Seriously though, its incredible that there are United fans who still doubt this guy
Tbf he did also say "you can't have only an attacking midfielder putting up those numbers" when talking about his stats last season and nobody else getting too close.
Of course it is.Imagine thinking Grealish is a better player because he wins a lot of fouls
Some fecking crazies on here.
Grealish can win 10 fouls a match and Bruno can only score 3 goals. The numbers say it all
I honestly find it crazy some United fans think he's not that good. Crazy. The guy is the icon of the current United generation without a doubt. He's one to mention when you talk about United.
His movement is incredible. Movement and finishing of a number 9, vision and passing of a number 10.
He will be as influential as Rooney and Cantona were for us. Legend status guaranteed.
He will be as influential as Rooney and Cantona were for us. Legend status guaranteed.
Please do.
Best player in the league.
His 3rd goal when he just smashed it, reminds me of Scholes. That Greenwood's and this are just sexy.
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God I absolutely love him
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