West Ham 2:0 Man Utd
Had to laugh when we had the short period of control in the second half, promptly ended by Bruno punting it over the bar from 35 yards on his bad foot.
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Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 46
- Goals
- 15
- Assists
- 12
- Yellow cards
- 11
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
Invisible today minus his usual whining.
We look worse whenever he plays this season
Leave with ETH please
Can we just sell him in the summer. I'm so fecking sick of this guy and his moany face and his whining and his feigning injury, in addition to him being an actual hindrance to the team and being shite more often than not. Worst Utd captain in history.
I know that we wouldn't miss him against Liverpool and we didn't.
He's our best player and that's why it sucks he's useless when it matters the most.
He's our best player and that's why it sucks he's useless when it matters the most.
Let me guess, he created another ten chances today statistically?
Abysmal as per. Favourite part was when he decided to stay on the floor and ruin our attack because the ref didn’t give him a free kick…as per.
Predictably played a big hand in their first goal.
Odd isn't it. He's the absolute worst player to have when you're up against it, but he's also by far our most creative and influential player in attack.
Time to add Paqueta to the list of players better than him.
Why don’t you make yet another Bruno thread…that doesn’t have Bruno in the title?
The best Portuguese player with the initials BF in Uniteds history?
Does nothing but drag his team mates down.
Sky and earth distance between Paqueta and him
He was 'ok' but the team needed more than that.
He is definitely not a leader though and his temperament is a problem.
He is definitely not a leader though and his temperament is a problem.
He had a 5 minutes spell in the second half where he was pulling the strings. We were on top - he pulled a great outside of the foot ball to Garnacho, then shortly after found Shaw in the box with a good incisive through ball.
Ended that 5 minute spell with a left footer from 35 yards hitting row z.... He's no captain material, he's not a leader. His whiny mentality and staying on the ground after every tackle is simply pathetic and shows how gutless he is
Ended that 5 minute spell with a left footer from 35 yards hitting row z.... He's no captain material, he's not a leader. His whiny mentality and staying on the ground after every tackle is simply pathetic and shows how gutless he is
Worse ever Utd Captain
Paqueta showed Bruno up. Quality on the ball. Doesn't try stupid passes.
Id cash out on him,Casemiro and Varane if the Saudis want them. He is nearly 30. We aren't going anywhere in the short term. We arent even making Europa conference next season. So its time to have another rebuild. What else can we do?
He wasn't great, but he's still the only player midfielder/attacker who looks like an actual footballer out there. Mainoo has potential too obviously.
If I had infinite money I'd sell every single midfielder and attacker apart from Bruno, Mainoo, Garnacho and Amad. The last three because they have potential.
If I had infinite money I'd sell every single midfielder and attacker apart from Bruno, Mainoo, Garnacho and Amad. The last three because they have potential.
Never change a winning team, these phrases exist, because they're true.
The team is playing atrociously. So slow, so empty of ideas. Yet, people still choose to complain about Bruno. Now they can't complain about him failing passes, so it's something else. Even the fans are running out of ideas about what to complain about and whom.
Bruno should be one of the first to go with every other senior player. Keep the youth and get rid of everyone else
A great number 10 sacrificed at the altar of McTominay.
Agree to disagree. Bruno, Shaw and Martinez are the only senior players I'm happy with.
Should be playing for a West Ham in reality
He has been dreadful in pretty much every game all season apart from 2 or 3.
Paqueta
43 passes
72.1%
3 key passes
Bruno
56 passes
89.3%
2 key passes
Statistics isn't the be all and end all but.....
If we play 2-3 quick short passes, he gets this Brunowie urge to just play a random hollywood pass
Wasn't exactly pulling up any trees when played as a 10 last season and the start of this season, with Mount slightly deeper.
McTominay's goals in a team that struggle to score have been valuable and that's why he's in. It's a shame our forwards can't do the same.
Bruno would get crucified in here if he did that and we lost or drew the game. People would say shit like "he got that assist to pad his stats but he was ATROCIOUS besides that moment of brilliance".
When the shit hits the fan, this is not the guy you want to lead...
Yep. Pointed this out 2 years ago and was met with pitchforks. He’s incredibly flawed and basically our version of Coutinho at Liverpool: can be a genius for the team but you aren’t actually challenging/winning anything against top teams when he’s who you build the side around.
Have to laugh at anyone who thinks this joker is the guy to get us back where we need to be
I thought he had an okay game but it's a constant reminder these days that we cannot rely on him to create everything for us. It's the likes of Antony and Rashford who need piling on for their shiteness instead of Bruno in my opinion.
Him and Shaw are the only players who want to get the ball in the box.
Him and Shaw are the only players who want to get the ball in the box.
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His general performance and attitude was poor.
Prime candidate to sell to Saudi Arabia in the summer. Midfield needs to be completely rebuilt. I’m bored senseless watching him and Mctominay in midfield.
Get rid of him please
Yeah, I agree.
Proper 4231 with Bruno at 10 with two of Casemiro, Mainoo and Amrabat behind and all of our midfielders will look better.
This is how I would want us to line up too.
But it doesn't solve our attacker problem. Apart from a few good moments from Garnacho and some decent games from Højlund in Europe, all of our attackers have been trash. They have been relegation level.