Why don't they automate it? so fecking slow..
Champions League Group Stage Draw | United draw PSV Eindhoven, CSKA Moscow & Wolfsburg
- Thread starter Señor
- Start date
-
In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
If the next one is group A then we have had E, C, F and A. Anagram of face
It's some kind of omen
It's some kind of omen
Chelsea. Group G
Javier Zanetti reminds me of Sean Penn.
Poor bald guy man. He must know the entire football world fecking hates him.
How the feck do you open this ball?
So we definitely can't face Barca or Bayern.
2nd half of the groups looks solid
Can't be. Both of them are in Pot 1.
Bayern cannot get Real!
Did he say ''H''? 
I wonder if, when they were deciding how to do the draw, they said "how can we make it as prolonged as possible?"
How come?
The tables are updated quicker than the stream on uefas homepage, well done
Pete taking digs at Chelsea.
Juventus. Group D
Chris Karembeu usually has a cameo in these things.
He gets much better service than he gives back. He actually hasn't even assisted Suarez believe it or not.
Forget goal line technology, these draws shouldn't be taking so much time.
This looks dodgy enough as it is. If they did it but not in front of our eyes, everyone would suspect they're up to no good.
Or Dortmund arsenal
Zenith St Pete Group H
Both are in the same side of the draw as Chelsea who we've been paired with (so that we're in the opposite side).
Give us group H
They don't half drag this shit out, do they? 
Gotcha, didn't know we were paired with Chelsea. Thanks.
The host is a patronizing cnut.
Mate, you're under rating Neymar massively. He got 5 goals in the Copa Rey from quarter finals onwards and scored in every leg in the CL from quarters onwards scoring 7. In those same games Suarez got 4...
PSV Group B
Group B is where we will be in.
It's like opening Kinder eggs. So difficult if you try to rush it.
PSG will probably be in Group A.
Maldini must be a bit of a prick. He can't be that handsome and not be. Wouldn't be fair.
PSG Group A
Hope we get group B
We're guaranteed to face one of PSV, Benfica, Juventus or PSG from Pot 1.
United in E/F please. Damn you all.
Maldini looks like he doesn't give one flying feck
Peter Schmeichel reminds me of Dolph Lundgren.
We're paired with Chelsea? Thought the pairing is effectively done during the draw
That woman is not remotely hot enough. Not impressed.