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Champions League QFs (11th - 19th April)
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He may be overdoing it, but by god, that Neymar can dribble.
Non au racisme
Neymar can turn even quicker and with smaller space than Messi, and that is while not being 4 feet tall as well.
Barca need another striker to disturb Juve's CB's. Bring Alcacer on next to Suarez and go 4-2-4.
He has one arm down, from wrist to elbow, which is should slow his momentum. The other arm is exaggeratedly out of position. Then, he bangs his head against the soft, watered turf. Concussion is pretty unlikely but it sure looks bad.
It's a yellow for the Juve player and never anything more but it shows the mindset: "get someone sent off at all costs".
Square just missed a goal
Juve will score in the next 5 minutes.
Barca are just trying for themselves. There is no team play.
What is Neymar doing shooting from there, brainless
the problem over there would be his neck
Hope so.
I kind of want Barca to score, to keep this open longer.
Chewy was open in the box...Neymar had to just look up
Neymar has been so frustrating
Monaco atletico can do that as well.
Jaden Smith narrowly wide.
Could use a quick Barca goal or two to increase the excitement, even though I want them to go out.
I reckon Neymar's going to get sent off.
I have to say, Juve are a lot more organized than PSG
Need a juve goal just t o see the look on barca faces
Neymar
Grow a pair you pussy
Grow a pair you pussy
Pique as your box to box centre back. As you do.
Neymar dribbling is amazing
You just wonder if Real would have the experience and guile to get loads of freekicks and even penalties against the kids. Dortmund score. Typical Monaco and their 2nd halfs?
This
Nein nein nein
2-1 and game on.
Square again with an opportunity
Reus pulls one back. Game on!
Uncanny
Even the Barca fans are sick of Neymar's whinging. Few years ago there would have been deafening whistles when he went down then.
Their tactic is give it to Neymar and hope he can beat multiple Juve players. Ran out of ideas.
Alves just did Neymar there, should be a red nevermind yellow.
Well that's like saying some country has a better government than Somalia
Damn it I'm watching the wrong game again
Why do commentators seem to come up with weird pronunciations of players names? They can have about half a dozen versions during a game.
Neymars tattoos are really shit, really really shit.