He obviously posts on redcafe, so the real question is, who is he…?
Would the real JD Deitch please stand up? I repeat, would the real JD Deitch please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never been to Old Trafford before
Sandwiches full of prawns - like Keano warned in the years before
It's the return of the -, oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just tweet what I think he did, did he?
And Sheikh Jassim said -, nothing you idiots
Sheikh Jassim's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
T0p Red wankers love JD Deitch
Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim JD, I'm proud of him
Look at him, walkin' around, tweetin' his you-know-what
Offending you-know-who, yeah, and he's so cute too
Yeah, Old Trafford’s got a couple of screws up in the roof loose
But no worse, than what's goin' on in Avram’s bedroom
Sometimes I wanna get on MUTV and just let loose, but I can't
But it's cool to tweet garbage with even less proof
My bum is on the seat, my bum is on the seat
And that means your opinion is inferior to me…
And that's the message that I deliver in silly tweets
Why do people fall asleep when they’re stuck listening to me…?
Of course, they're gonna know what localism is
By the time they hit Brexit,
They got the GB News Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but match going fans
Well, some of you are non match going fans
Who live in other countries and foreign lands
But if we can play Weghorst up top and manage though
Then there's no reason that Sir Jim can’t takeover the planet bro
So if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
T0p Reds wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes...
I'm Slim JD, yes, I'm the real JD
All you other Slim JDs, are just imitating
So won't the real Slim JD, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
Cuz I'm Slim JD, yes, I'm the real JD
All you other Slim JDs, are just imitating
So won't the real Slim JD, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up