2pm UK time. Better be quick.
F1 2021 Season
- Thread starter pauldyson1uk
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'Its his own fault' blunt from Rosberg 
Bottas is like the current Arsenal team -- only wins when there is no pressure.
Bottas won’t do anything let’s be real.
How many laps till Mazepin crashes out today then?
I predict this will be his best race of the season.
When he is being lapped by Max.
Wtf Ferrari. Take the penalty
I’d like to know that too. Fecking amateurs.
Well that just gifts the race to Max then. This is going to be a dull race as usual.
They are the FIAT of F1
I need 2+ crashes, make it happen, please.
Even the grid lap is boring in Monaco
Sky spent a lot of time hyping up Bottas's chances off the line.
Shame they forgot he is shite.
Shame they forgot he is shite.
The McLaren looks so good in those colours.
Good thing Lewis is down the order a bit. Makes a change from Max fighting both Mercs.
Perez in no man's land as usual
Perez in no man's land as usual
Never doubt Ferrari's masterplan
Now that the start is done I feel bad for the broadcast crews that have to talk about nothing and create fake tension for over an hour.
East street for Max from here, Hamilton won’t be in play by the time they pit.
Any chance of rain? 0-3% chance judging from the clear blue skies.
No chance today, it'll be a dry race.
Dunno if I will watch the whole race today. I suppose crashes could change things up
Mazepin hasn't even binned it yet. No chance of anything vaguely interesting happening today is there? 
Could probably mow the lawn, polish the car and come back for the last lap.
There is no way Mazepin will manage 78 laps without crashing into a yacht.
Shame Alfa Romeo insisted on an Italian driver and Schumacher ended up stuck at Haas.
Shame Alfa Romeo insisted on an Italian driver and Schumacher ended up stuck at Haas.
God this is boring. Can't believe the commentators are finding stuff to talk about.
This is when they are earning their pay cheque.
I hope the commentators get paid double for this race. They have to come up with so much random stuff to try and keep the audience from falling asleep
Ok I'm going back to Mass Effect.
Just tuned in, missed start, What the feck happened to Lec?
Gearbox was fecked from his crash yesterday. They took a risk in keeping it and it backfired. He never started the race.
Oh Goodness me, Ferrari at their best, they already cost the title once due to their sh!Te strategy a couple of times. This team is a circus...
Yeah, this isn’t a good one, not that it was expected to be.
All we can hope for is some pit stop drama. Nobody is even crashing!
Bottas with his race pace woes again.
They need to get rid of Monaco.
He will be much more comfortable at Williams next year
They really need to move forward with those plans to build over the water and create a long straight followed by some overtaking places. Either that or drop it - it's easily the worst race of the season unless it's wet.
Bottas race ruined