Roy's that one wanker at school who swings his bat at everything and gets flukey boundaries.
ICC World T20 2016
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He plays some bloody gorgeous shots at times as well (his straight drive is absolutely dreamy), but I much prefer him going at it like this. We've got more than enough batting to cover it if he doesn't come off.
Just as I say it he played another one of those drives.
That was an awful shot for six...
Roy just flailing his bat about with gay abandon. It's so great.
Yeah Roy is more than just a slogger, though he does slog well.
Sometimes I want him to dig in a little more to be honest, but he's great at making sure we start well. He's a good example of the way we play LO cricket these days.
Sometimes I want him to dig in a little more to be honest, but he's great at making sure we start well. He's a good example of the way we play LO cricket these days.
Now, watch us die against spin.
Yeah vile, he has some beautiful shots mixed in with the most disgusting shots to the boundary.
NZ need a wicket to kill this momentum.
Game's done man...
Woo England.. hopefully I don't spoil their momentum right @fishfingers15 
One or two quick wickets will change it. But this is a great opening partnership for the PP.
fecking needless from Hales.
I like England tooWoo England.. hopefully I don't spoil their momentum right @fishfingers15
Run a ball from here with 9 wickets in hand. Unless England is Bangladesh or Sri Lanka, that's the match right there.
Excuse me, England invented losing the game from a seemingly unloseable position.
That pick up 6 from Roy.
Roy's on an absolute mad one.
Might England finally win a trophy of some kind?
We won this in 2010Might England finally win a trophy of some kind?
Looks like NZ once again are going to fail to win a major tournament after looking like the best side.
I'll have you know we've won the joint most of these WCT20 larks.Might England finally win a trophy of some kind?
Ah apologies fellows. Carry on then.
Doing well just keeping the singles ticking here.
Good to see Roy finally getting his act together in a T20I. Been a fan of his since 2014 Blast.
Edit: Cnut misses out on a 100 as I was writing that
Edit: Cnut misses out on a 100 as I was writing that
great timing.Here cooooomes the collapse
Much needed wicket for NZ there. Should try and cramp England and put on pressure.
Morgan
Morgan
fecking shitehawk.
fecking shitehawk.
I was just coming in to say that England are going to wrap this up soon
Poor MorganNow that he's not in good form, do you lot still call him Irish or English?
Morgan rofl. Not as bad as the one he left though.
rofl. Not as bad as the one he left though.Morgan regularly has stretches where he looks like he's won a competition to bat for England.
Useless Irish cnut.
Now that he's not in good form, do you lot still call him Irish or English?
Root has to take these home. The rest are dodgy
This actually could end up being reasonably close. Following a similar pattern to NZs innings at the moment.
Except England have the advantage of knowing they don't need much more. No need to take risks.This actually could end up being reasonably close. Following a similar pattern to NZs innings at the moment.
NZ next two overs were big! Hopefully England keep the pace.This actually could end up being reasonably close. Following a similar pattern to NZs innings at the moment.
It's under 6 an over for the next 6 overs with 7 wickets in hand ffs. Even Bangladesh couldn't have fecked this up. People getting nervy for no particular reason.