Joey Barton | Does a Schteve

[Mockney]

That's joke. Brent is spot on.

"It like, gives me a mind break ...from.......[long pause]....sport"

"If I was a betting.. man.. I'd say that was....a man"

"...yeah, and that looks like quite a harsh floor"

I still quite like him though. He's trying bless him.

 

[Ash_G]

Didn't David James do something like this?

 

[Leg-End]

"If I was a betting.. man.. I'd say that was....a man"

Quick Joey, do the dance!

 

[77]

What a prize donut

 

[Chabon]

He's on Newsnight, this has really gone on far too long.

 

[Pexbo]

I can't stand him and his pseudo intellectualism but he's coming across surprisingly well, probably because he is keeping it simple as he is scared shitless of using words of more than 3 syllables when his audience actually knows he's using them incorrectly.

 

[SilentWitness]

Just saw a wee clip of him on Newsnight and his face when Paxman was like "he's also been convicted for violence and played for England once" was priceless

 

[Drifter]

Barton ready to wreck City

Midfielder wants to give former club a 'reality check'



Queens Park Rangers captain Joey Barton is out to scuttle former club Manchester City's Premier League dreams.

The midfielder returns to his previous home on Sunday's final day of the season with a chance to have a major say in the title race.

City must defeat QPR to be sure of winning their first top-flight trophy in 44 years, but Barton has other ideas and is ready to give his ex-employers a 'reality check'.

The controversial 29-year-old left City in 2007 but has warned that any complacency from Roberto Mancini's champions-elect will be severely punished.

"I can't wait for the game. I can't wait to go to Man City," said Barton. "They expect us to turn up and them to probably stuff us and win the league.
Survival

"If that is their attitude, they will get a reality check. It's 11 men against 11, there is a lot of pressure out there. I can't wait for it."

QPR are themselves fighting to stay in the Premier League but they have won three of their last five games to mean they only need a point to be sure of survival.

Part of Mark Hughes' side's resurgence came without Barton after he was dropped and he admits he benefits from criticism.

"I'm a weird, weird, peculiar individual," Barton said. "If people praise me, I don't get the best out of myself. I only get the best out of myself when people say I'm not good.

"I'm one of those players who needs a rocket up my backside."

 

[elmo]

Prove it on the pitch, he'll probably do something crazy to get sent off handing City the easy win instead.

 

[pauldyson1uk]

HA HA for all his bullshit , he could of been a good player , but QPR will get nothing at Wastelands.

 

[Denis' cuff]

show us you're a player Joseph and you could be adored

 

[Judge Red]

I don't care what anyone else says, the interview above has got me following him on Twitter!

I'm one of those players who needs a rocket up my backside.

Let's not get carried away, Joey. You'll have to settle for me following you on Twitter.

 

[Edmeiste]

if you need a rocket up your backside then the only person you're wrecking is yourself

 

[VivaRonaldo7]

Top lad Joey.

Go on son.

 

[elmo]

Knew this wanker would get sent off

 

[Strike]

Prove it on the pitch, he'll probably do something crazy to get sent off handing City the easy win instead.

 

[Carl]

Simply unreal that some on here thought we should sign him.

 

[ghaliboy]

What a colossal cock walloper.

 

[MrMarcello]

If the FA is going to ban a player eight months for missing a drug test, this twat should be permanently banned for bringing the game into disrepute repeatedly.

 

[Cold_Boy]

He should be banned from football.

Any other team that signs him again

 

[Trionz]

What an asshole!
What a fecking asshole!!

 

[Eyepopper]

Top bloke.


Reformed character.


Would walk into our midfield.


Oh, wait.

 

[Lawman]

What a tosser no surprise Tevez was involved lock the two of them in a dark room somewhere and throw the keys away. The world would be a better place for it.

 

[MANU1960]

cnut

 

[MrMarcello]

Tevez certainly initiated the incident but Barton has only himself to blame, though sociopaths have no remorse.

 

[Godfather]

I hate him for putting QPR down to 10 men...and I know it's wrong to say I enjoyed the part where he put Tevez and Aguero on the ground,...but feck me I did

 

[ha_rooney]

I didn't see what he did to get sent off but his behaviour after being shown the card was a disgrace. Should be sacked by QPR for that.

 

[tintedsepia]

presumably targetted as qpr's weak link.

 

[Raven Blade]

I don't know whether he helped or hurt QPR with his actions judging by the way the game went after that.

But the man is a utter cnut. He hasn't changed.

 

[Judge Red]

Consider yourself unfollowed, Barton!

 

[::sonny::]

feck off you stupid clown retared Joy Borton

 

[Jimy_Hills_Chin]

Consider yourself unfollowed, Barton!

 

[Stookie]

It is not Bartons fault we lost the title.

 

[FlawlessThaw]

He's not the main reason we lost the league but I still hope he gets dog's abuse on twitter

 

[holdsteady]

I love him. Proper mentalist.

You can clearly see him ask Dean why Tevez hasn't been sent off for punching him in the face. Then he just lost it.

It's wrong, yes. But he feels conned and thought he was going down. Once he got sent off, why not get another 10 matches?

 

[antihenry]

What a despicable twat.

 

[Godfather]

I love him. Proper mentalist.

You can clearly see him ask Dean why Tevez hasn't been sent off for punching him in the face. Then he just lost it.

It's wrong, yes. But he feels conned and thought he was going down. Once he got sent off, why not get another 10 matches?

Then he should have done it the right way and not this little kick in the arse

 

[Guy Incognito]

It is not Bartons fault we lost the title.

Agreed. Still, a petulant cnut.

 

[Nobby style]

Trying to headbutt Kompany. Good luck with that one.

 

[Cheesy]

I despise him, and I don't say that about many people.