Haha - hook, line and sinker! Merry Xmas mate
Can we have Salah as our present? We'll give you Mikhitarian....
Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch
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Can we have Salah as our present? We'll give you Mikhitarian....
What a fecking buffoon. Does he not realise that the incredible amount of draws they have had is the sole reason they are not further up the table?
Ah well. Maybe a Europa League spot will be considered a half-way win as well.
Ah well. Maybe a Europa League spot will be considered a half-way win as well.
Can you imagine the reaction if Jose or even someone like Moyes came out with that bollocks?
The man gets away with murder when you look at how the press portrays him.
The man gets away with murder when you look at how the press portrays him.
Before you signed Mkhitaryan I'd have said yes. Really wanted him before he moved to Germany. Another player I was wrong about.
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Completely agree. It's getting outrageous now.
Klopp gets away with it because Liverpool are viewed more favourably by the press and authorities than United, and because he's built this caricature of a whacky German so it's all just fun and games.
If he managed United he'd probably be sent off every week!
He also constantly barks at the fourth official, with them usually just brushing it off and smiling. It is rather ridiculous how he's allowed to get away with it.
The FA likely wants to avoid being the subject of zillions of Scouse emails should they punish Klopp, and the resulting media scrutiny.
He also loves winding up the opposition and then playing the innocent card. Yesterday pumping his fist at the Arsenal fans after the scored the 3-3 equaliser then apologising 
This video also makes me laugh:
This video also makes me laugh:
I see tin foil hats are on sale on Amazon .. get over there pronto !
Nothing wrong, just a little passion.
Would send him for a few games with a fine. Just look at him.
Would send him for a few games with a fine. Just look at him.
And you don't notice Mourinho, Pep, Moyes and every other PL manager doing it too ? Of course you don't.
I haven't seen Jose dramatically lose his cool ,the way Klopp does every week, since being at Utd no.And you don't notice Mourinho, Pep, Moyes and every other PL manager doing it too ? Of course you don't.
By the way he also said this after the match .....
"I react sometimes in a bit of a strange way," said Klopp.
"I apologised to the people around me straight away.
"I threw a bottle on the ground. Nothing serious happened, but still it wasn't good."
So wouldn't be surprised if he is charged. Passion is one thing, and I love it, but he can occasionally go OTT. I'd rather that than the stoic reaction and lack of emotion shown by some managers.
"I react sometimes in a bit of a strange way," said Klopp.
"I apologised to the people around me straight away.
"I threw a bottle on the ground. Nothing serious happened, but still it wasn't good."
So wouldn't be surprised if he is charged. Passion is one thing, and I love it, but he can occasionally go OTT. I'd rather that than the stoic reaction and lack of emotion shown by some managers.
Mate do you honestly think Mourinho would get away with the behavior Klopp displays? Yes or no answer please.And you don't notice Mourinho, Pep, Moyes and every other PL manager doing it too ? Of course you don't.
Jesus, he put so many people in danger then.
Jose gets banned and fined for it. Klopp gets told they like his passion.And you don't notice Mourinho, Pep, Moyes and every other PL manager doing it too ? Of course you don't.
I'm talking about berating the 4th official. Actually it probably isn't berating but just showing frustration at on-field decisions. All managers do it, week in week out, yes even Jose.
This game is part of the wider issue that they're simply too weak mentally, rely too much on unreliable players, and for all the praise, their vaunted attack lacks killer instinct
Liverpool have conceded 3 goal at anfield, of which, one was a mental penalty decision, and another was a botched cross-turned-shot. It's really away that their defence sucks. And that is down to subpar players. If not, there wouldn't be such a massive difference in performance. Of course, it's Klopp's job to improve the mentality of the players, but well, he's just another great manager. Guardiola coulnd't do it last season at city, Mourinho has had teams down tools on him, Ancelotti was just sacked by Bayern...
Ferguson was one of a kind.
BTW, giving up 3 goals in 5 minutes like that is down to, well, as Fergie said: "football, bloody hell".
In dortmund he had the same players for years. After a while it's natural that they won't respond to him anymore. Second part isn't wrong, but i disagree on him not being part of the elite. He's not the best, but he's one of the best
Nobody's here praising Wenger
. Though if you look at the goals, you'll notice that Arsenal's were down to individual mistakes by 3 different liverpool players(gomez, mignolet, klavan-lost the ball cheaply in his own half during build-up). Whereas 2 of liverpool's were down to complete defensive breakdowns, not just 1 player making a mistake, but multiple players making mistakes -generally the same one, too!In danger ? Jesus Christ.
You asked if I've seen Jose do it and I'm telling you I haven't. He's had a moan at the 4th official I'm sure yeah.
He's not ran up to a 4th official beating his chest and screaming and shouting though, like a fecking mad man.
Klopp and to a lesser extent Guardiola get away with it each week.
I think it's likely a totting up procedure and that .. along with Klopp's post match admission .. means he'll get charged this time. I think that would and does apply to any manager unless they take specific aim (ha !) at the FA or an official.
Never the manager's fault is it, la? Unless it's Roy Hodgson of course.
Are you kidding? He aggressively threw the bottle in a manner that could have endangered people around him regardless of the motivation to do so.
Well hello Nuts. Wondered when you'd pipe up - you are so visible on Liverpool related threads that I'm beginning to think you're a closet case trying to hide his allegiance by posting as many anti-Pool comments as possible without it being too obvious
Happy Xmas
I get it. Throwing a small water bottle into the ground in a direction away from people is an obvious endangerment to society considering the innate elasticity of water and plastic and taking into consideration the scientific laws of acceleration and mass and likelihood of the said bottle reversing it's trajectory. Therefore it should have been expected to bounce off the ground, accelerating all the time, and to be honest I'm amazed it even managed to remain in the ground. I wonder why it did.
Those aren’t my words, it’s the official statement from the FA when Mourinho was charged for the same thing.
You laugh but this was one of the justifications when Mourinho was banned for kicking the water bottle.
You still didn't give a yes or no answer. Not that it matters because there is factual evidence to suggest Mouinho would be banned.
Fines and bans for abusing a water bottle are over the top imo, but that's not the issue here. It's the clear display of double standards that's annoying about all this.
Apparently Klopp is managing a relegation level team and so can be excused for losing the lead the most in the league.
Lovren was a solid defender at Southampton, Matip is a decent defender, he bought Klavan.
If he knows Lovren is error prone then you protect him when you play him, but then you would have to admit that Klopp is not an adaptable manager so he doesnt have the tactical experience to do that.
Lovren was a solid defender at Southampton, Matip is a decent defender, he bought Klavan.
If he knows Lovren is error prone then you protect him when you play him, but then you would have to admit that Klopp is not an adaptable manager so he doesnt have the tactical experience to do that.
Touché! Over 5,000 posts on a Man Utd fan's forum? You got a hidden love for the Red Devils?Well hello Nuts. Wondered when you'd pipe up - you are so visible on Liverpool related threads that I'm beginning to think you're a closet case trying to hide his allegiance by posting as many anti-Pool comments as possible without it being too obvious
Happy Xmas
Merry Xmas.
Haha ! Now you mention it maybe I should make an appointment with a psychiatrist.
Never mind, all good banter. Happy Xmas mate.
Have any of them got fed up with him yet?
It's bewildering he hasn't tried to sort his defence yet.
It's bewildering he hasn't tried to sort his defence yet.
You support Liverpool bro, that appointment should have been made a long time ago.
Tbh, maybe it's not dangerous, but it's nothing short of embarrassing. What next, put a few signs around him to not get close as any time he could erupt.
Merry Xmas.
Sadly, even though you jest, you may be closer to the truth than you imagine. Happy Xmas !You support Liverpool bro, that appointment should have been made a long time ago.
I was flabbergasted that no-one was decapitated. I could see it flying uninterrupted, bouncing off hoardings, stanchions, lights, cameras and dugouts and taking out half the crowd. This would all be replayed in hyper slow motion replays on Sky ad infinitum and become a best selling Xmas DVD.
Klopp's just bloody good entertainment and what would the Caf have to get excited / agast about without him
Happy Xmas !
Happy christmas to you too.
Tbf if they had smart players they'd do it themselves. As soon as it goes to 2-1 you either try to keep possession to win a few fouls, or if you're not comfortable slow the game down in middle. Kick the ball into touch or run it down the channels and win a few throws in their half for a couple of minutes to get a breather. But they didn't give themselves a chance. 3 goals in 5 minutes is criminal after being 2 up.