Hiding those big fake white teeth under that top lip is impressive.
Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch
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No, he really is that much of a cnut.
I'm sure there's loads of instances of him doing this, yet I never heard of him being fined?
Referees need to start having the balls (oxymoronic I know) to send him to the stands.
Mane offered a lot more to the team than just his output. His movement and work rate will be sorely missed. Salah will be much less effective without him and will just become greedier and greedier the more frustrated he becomes.
Im convinced this quadruple team has peaked and Klopp will become angrier and angrier as the season unfolds.
It's a glorious sight isn't it?
Imagine PL refs looking at that pic going into the new season. 
Even if Nunez does well, it's hard to not see him taking away from Salah.
Salah was the goalscorer in the team.
Salah was the goalscorer in the team.
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Why would you use the Keano emoji in relation to LiverpoolIt's a glorious sight isn't it?
Its not actually from the pre season right?
It is. He was a bit wound up that his team wasn't given a dodgy pen in injury time.
Ya just love to see it
Can someone with more photoshop skills take Klopp here and put him in the Abe Simpson yelling at a cloud meme? Would be great.
@NiallBecause, Niall.
Already moaning about the fixture list meaning pre-season is supposedly interrupted.
Not like they've known for months they would likely have to play the Shield match and could have booked preseason with that in mind. What a flannel.
Not like they've known for months they would likely have to play the Shield match and could have booked preseason with that in mind. What a flannel.
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What a twat.
It's a glorified friendly Jurgen. I'm sure he would have a friendly lined up if this game wasn't played the weekend. Idiot.
First Tuchel now Klopp starting to wobble.
Thank God we have iceman Ten Hag at the wheel.
Thank God we have iceman Ten Hag at the wheel.
He's a weirdo and a hypocrite. Bad loser, but most winners are.
He’s probably worried about getting a spanking first game up and another Nunez shit show. Not the best way to start the season. Wouldn’t be surprised if he hides Nunez for the start of the season.
Are the press starting to turn on Mr Pashun?
Sky Sports and the rest havent said much.
I'm not sure what Klopp is going on about to be honest. The community shield has been around for ages, get on with it. Moments like this have me confused. Thankfully, they are minor moments. Angry man shouts at cloud is about right.
Oh I think he might lose it the first time Maguire is in no mans land chasing down a striker or FeddieMac in midfield doing their part or a blowout to a rival. That ice might melt real quick.
Setting yourself up for a fail there my friend. My advice, stay away from wheels for now and see what happens.
Loves a moan does our Jurgen.
Victim mentality has started already.
I don’t know why, but I have a strong feeling Liverpool will have a faltering start to the league, with Goofy losing his shit and imploding in a blaze of failure.
I don’t know why, but I have a strong feeling Liverpool will have a faltering start to the league, with Goofy losing his shit and imploding in a blaze of failure.
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What a shit clickbite title. He’s saying that the winter World Cup is an issue, especially for players who will go deep in the competition. He makes valid points about incentives (managers are often short term so they themselves don’t care about the players’ long term welfare).
Then finally mentions how, like climate change, player welfare is something everyone knows about but can’t seem to align on and fix.
Fair quotes all around imo, although they are said in his usual confrontational manner.
Yep, i mean there's a lot of Klopp's moaning that can be bantered off but he's spot on about the scheduling.
People can roll out the "poor millionaires" cliche all they like but the reality is if we overwork them the risk of another Eriksen situation is very high.
Players are handsomely paid because they deliver a quality us here mortals can only aspire to. When you bog them down with unnecessary quantity then you're essentially killing your own golden goose.
But capitalism and corruption.
"Craven Cottage's small stands disrupted our style of play"
This guy needs a slap
It says enough that I can't tell if this is a real quote or if you just made this up.
It was a little bit too sunny today?
You just know Klopps comments of “Book your tickets for istanbul” is gonna become a meme to come back and haunt him.
You just know Klopps comments of “Book your tickets for istanbul” is gonna become a meme to come back and haunt him.
Pass the popcorn