Manchester United vs Tottenham (Thu 25th July, 12:30 UK time)

[IrishRedDevil]

Dele yellow card. Prick

 

[Adamsk7]

We’ve dominated but Spurs have just had the best chance because of the absolute shit houses that are Smalling, Rojo and Young. How they are playing here is beyond me - desperately need an upgrade at CB

 

[Kostur]

Alli is such a piece of steaming shit even his mum must hate him.

 

[paulscholes18]

Martial CF?

Yes, Greenwood right, James Left

 

[R'hllor]

This Ali is proper proper cnut

 

[diarm]

Is Dele Alli the most headbuttable player in the league?

 

[Alemar]

Not bad so far from de Gea - excellent save and also a good punch to stop the cross. Several accurate long passes to Young from him too

 

[AltiUn]

Did Alli put a bet on him getting sent off or something?

 

[Reddy Rederson]

Deli the cnut strikes yet again.

 

[SirAnderson]

Geez Alli is a real piece of work. Right now I wish someone else takes him out before he takes one of ours out! He looks like that's what he is on the pitch for.

 

[Eleven-Eighteen]

Delle Ali is such a feckin cnut

 

[LilyWhiteSpur]

Ndombele done much I'm in work .

 

[SilentWitness]

No CDM can do much when a midfielder loses a ball in his own half.

I just don't think you have much defensive shape in general.

 

[Adcuth]

Pereira is playing as a 10 and Pogba is deeper

Happy days

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

I wasn't mocking you.

Fair enough

 

[The Cat]

Geez Alli is a real piece of work. Right now I wish someone else takes him out before he takes one of ours out! He looks like that's what he is on the pitch for.

Get Rojo to batter him - would be worth a red/yellow and wouldn't harm United either.

 

[DoomSlayer]

Delle Ali is such a feckin cnut

I hope Rojo or Scott decks him.

 

[Ban]

Ali needs few slaps.

 

[SirAnderson]

Ndombele done much I'm in work .

Had some moments on the ball, messed up a corner kick, but nothing note worthy to report as yet.

 

[Fracture90]

Did he just say Andy Pereira?

 

[JJ12]

We’ve dominated but Spurs have just had the best chance because of the absolute shit houses that are Smalling, Rojo and Young. How they are playing here is beyond me - desperately need an upgrade at CB

Why is Smalling lumped in with those 2 clowns. He's far better than given credit.

 

[AltiUn]

Ndombele done much I'm in work .

Not just yet, Spurs haven't quite got going as a whole but early days.

 

[Andycoleno9]

I like to see Martial on no9

 

[RedDevilRoshi]

James is lightning fast!

Sissoko lucky to escape without a booking there

 

[Tom Van Persie]

James' speed is frightening.

 

[DoomSlayer]

Ndombele done much I'm in work .

McTerminator is bossing him.

 

[SirAnderson]

Get Rojo to batter him - would be worth a red/yellow and wouldn't harm United either.

Win win indeed!

 

[DickDastardly]

Pogba still sloppy...

 

[RedSky]

What the hell was Sissoko thinking then??

 

[JonDahl]

Dirty cnuts

 

[BrianMcClair'sBarnet]

Spurs,dirty bunch.

 

[R'hllor]

Whats with these Spurs players

 

[Tiber]

AWB is so good. Thankfully we didn't 'have enough of this saga and move onto another target' as some suggested. Already the best fullback we have had in years

 

[SirAnderson]

The feck is up with Spurs and their crap challenges!

 

[redzombie]

Lukaku on the bench or still "injured"?

 

[LilyWhiteSpur]

Thanks guys.

 

[Lash]

What the hell was Sissoko thinking then??

To be fair, James is scarily rapid, I genuinely think he thought he could get it.

 

[Adcuth]

Martial hits the post

How quick was James onto that loose ball. That's why I think we need him starting, working hard to win balls like that that straight on the attack

 

[SirAnderson]

Give it to Andy

 

[Tom Van Persie]

Why isn't Andreas taking our free kicks?