LeftyBlaster
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this shit is getting out of handThey have a team of experts sitting watching this thread.
I wonder what Mourinho eats for breakfast.
this shit is getting out of handThey have a team of experts sitting watching this thread.
I wonder what Mourinho eats for breakfast.
It's got little polka-dots on it, if that makes you feel better.Black tie?? I cannot believe this shit.Sack him before it is too late!
SkySports had a picture of his notes which was on the underside of his papers when he walked home the other day, a journalist actually turned the camera to get a picture of notes.Omg, this poor guy has had everything invaded in the last couple of days
You can't bother an attention whore. His ego must be lapping it all up. Fulfilling his lifelong ambition of managing United and having a camera trained on him all week, he couldn't have asked for more.Omg, this poor guy has had everything invaded in the last couple of days
Still outraged!It's got little polka-dots on it, if that makes you feel better.
Don't worry - the polka dots were made in Salford.Still outraged!
Andy Burton on SSN this morning said "I feel quite sorry for him, I know I wouldn't like this to be happening to me." whilst standing outside his gate. What a twat.SkySports had a picture of his notes which was on the underside of his papers when he walked home the other day, a journalist actually turned the camera to get a picture of notes.
It's quite sad.
You should know about flying. What are you, a wingless pheasant?Pretty much, yeah.
Fair point.How fast is the chopper ride that Mata took from London?
Would they do a press con that late?He could be in Manchester by 7 at the latest, though
I imagine they'd rather do it with the photo ops at OT.Remember we have an office in London as well.
He'll have been told to go there, it's his job, he can't just tell SSN to feck off.Andy Burton on SSN this morning said "I feel quite sorry for him, I know I wouldn't like this to be happening to me." whilst standing outside his gate. What a twat.
Crackers.They have a team of experts sitting watching this thread.
I wonder what Mourinho eats for breakfast.
Least he looks tidy, the scruffy get.Tweet
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I think SSN said they didn't intend to do a press conference unless Mourinho actually requested one.Fair point.
Would they do a press con that late?
I imagine they'd rather do it with the photo ops at OT.
That's if he's driving anyway, as someone else mentioned he could be flown by helicopter.Would they do a press con that late?
I can't imagine old Big 'Ed - The Sequel would pass that up, would he?I think SSN said they didn't intend to do a press conference unless Mourinho actually requested one.
The press will be praying he wants a presser. It'll give them copy for days.All this before he officially become our manager?
What it will be like when he actually signs?
Omg, this poor guy has had everything invaded in the last couple of days
Wait...for a second I thought you two were the same person and that you, TNE, answered your own post.SkySports had a picture of his notes which was on the underside of his papers when he walked home the other day, a journalist actually turned the camera to get a picture of notes.
It's quite sad.
I'm half-dreading the press coverage; it'll be like 'Manchester United joins José Mourinho'.All this before he officially become our manager?
What it will be like when he actually signs?
FoSho, he's SoSoI hope JoMo bins Rojo
Remember the hype over Klopp when he arrived? That was small time compared to this.All this before he officially become our manager?
What it will be like when he actually signs?
JoMo will tell him 'Nono'.FoSho, he's SoSo
Well it is I guess - biggest club in the world appointing the biggest "name" manager in the world. Everybody knows it's a job he's wanted for years, it's just massive to be fair.This is like the biggest managerial appointment for years isn't it. It's going to be mad
I hope JoMo bins Rojo
NoNo. He can't be that SoSo. He played in the final of the WoCo.FoSho, he's SoSo
Rojo, Fellaini and Jones should go. Id say keep Jones but he is more likely to be injured when we need him so why bother.I think Rojo will be one of many outs by Jose. He dramatically changed the Chelsea team during his first stint, with 10 players going out while bringing in 7 first team players. He will most likely want to employ his usual 4-2-3-1 and find himself faced with a few big problems. Mainly an unreliable defensive unit, lack of pace to punish teams on the break which causes our team to be very one dimensional and easy to read when we attack and a lack of creativity in central midfield.
If along with that, he gets rid of Mata which I hope he keeps for the number 10 position, we will also need a new number 10. Rooney is a good player but you can't really compare his creative output to someone like Sneijder or Ozil at their best.
NoNo. He can't be that SoSo. He played in the final of the WoCo.
I like him. He's LoCo.
(I don't really. He's shit.)
Hoho in Mendez' mind as he lined up for us some more HoBos, all while Robbo thinks Giggsy is our lotto (best bet).NoNo. He can't be that SoSo. He played in the final of the WoCo.
I like him. He's LoCo.
(I don't really. He's shit.)
I would. I'd go out at all hours of the day or night in varying outfits just to wind them up. Head to Morrisons in a kangaroo onesie, go out clubbing dressed like something from the 1970s, set flares off from the windows, mimic the clothing of a Sky TV presenter, play 5 a side in the street in a Juventus kit, etc etc. Really waste their time.He probably just popped to the shop for some milk in a suit to wind the press up.
It's arguably the biggest ever!This is like the biggest managerial appointment for years isn't it. It's going to be mad
Wait...for a second I thought you two were the same person and that you, TNE, answered your own post.
Change your names, lads!