We usually used to rival Arsenal anyway last few seasons but had more depth.
But this season we've broken all sorts of records.
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Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 18
- Clean sheets
- 5
- Goals
- 0
- Assists
- 0
- Yellow cards
- 2
But this season we've broken all sorts of records.
We're gonna end up forced to play the under 11's best centre back.
Didn't we once almost bring in David Gill's kid due to defensive injuries some years back?
Has Woodward got a lad, and can he play centre half?
It's getting a bit ridiculous now. When was the last time Terry or Cahill were injured, let alone them and two or three other centeral defenders at the same time.
You couldn't make this shit up, first time DDG had the same front four for two consecutive games and it goes to feck anyway 
It's two weeks until we play our next game anyway and I am not sure he'd play against Chelsea if Jones is fit (and van Gaal will probably want to test Jones and Rojo together against West Brom before Chelsea game). It's never good to have a player injured mind.
I can't believe it. It must be a joke, the only standard for United defender is to be fit and you are in the first team ATM.
Yes, although he wasn't exactly akin to some guy down the pub. He was a proper youth defender.
We had Corry Evans and Scott Wootton at the time, though - maybe we should have used them instead? De Laet too, although he wasn't available for European games.
You can thank Moyes for that partially, Fergie and injuries for the rest of it.
Oliver Gill. Looks like he gave up footie.
Hmm...well, maybe now Thorpe will finally get to play CB for the first team.
Perhaps these injuries are all occurring because the soccer gods, like me, want to see Thorpe at CB.
Perhaps these injuries are all occurring because the soccer gods, like me, want to see Thorpe at CB.
You cannot make this stuff up.
All the Scousers wishing injuries on our players each week must be delighted.
I bet McNair would have kept his starting spot after the international break if he'd stayed fit. He certainly earned it. Now Jones will be fit again after the international break and will hold his place down from then. For 2 weeks until he gets injured anyway. McNair should be fit by then at least.
How we can have any defensive stability or understanding when all our players get injured one by one.
Our defender can't able to fit more then 2 games. Rojo must be super human.
Our defender can't able to fit more then 2 games. Rojo must be super human.
There is really no other explanation. They probably still can't pronounce Rojo's name, he is fecked once they learn.
Is Klay Rooney fit enough to play in United's defense ?
Of course he is ! He got two healthy legs and I need a drink.
Of course he is ! He got two healthy legs and I need a drink.
Nah, by the time the West Brom game comes around Jones and/or Smalling will be fit again. If anything this injury occurred because the footie gods love to f*ck with Thorpe's head. Perennially near, yet so far.
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thank feck rojo isn't injury prone. Even our u21 defenders are injury proneThorpe must be practicing some type of juju
Jones was very good before his injury, so hopefully he's back. Real shame for McNair though.
It won't be long until one of us is called in to play CB.
Too bad we released Ekangamene, he'd be on the bench at this point as a CB.
Ahead of Tom Thorpe of course.
Oh ffs...
Cant believe it.....
CB at United, you can be sure you'll be injured after 2 or 3 games..
Cant believe it.....
CB at United, you can be sure you'll be injured after 2 or 3 games..
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This is mental
Yep, decided to continue his studies
Couldn't blame him, the anti-glazer crew were spraying graffiti all over the family home at the time
Like it was implied by someone in the "Injuries" thread a little lower, someone must have forgotten to ask our players to go a little (if not a lot) softer in training than during matches. Chelsea under Mourinho apparently hold soft training sessions and thus lose less players through injuries unlike the way we emphasize on playing like Neanderthals.
"THE NETHERLANDS!! I SAID LIKE THE NETHERLANDS!!"
It's a conspiracy I tells ya!
Thorpe, anyone?
Thorpe, anyone?
Also, he wasn't that good. Perhaps he could have made it professionally, though in neither of the -ship suffixed leagues.
That was a odd one, horrible to hear about the graffiti on the family home.
I seem to remember him deservedly winning reserve player of the year after a really good season? not 100% certain though.
Safer occupation: drumming for Spinal Tap or defending for MUFC?
This is devastating news 
Just when I thought his and Rojo's understanding was developing well
Just when I thought his and Rojo's understanding was developing wellWhat the hell?! Seriously?! Let's just play mannequins in defence ffs
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