I can't remember if it was this or Fifa where Nani kept demanding I give him the no10 shirt for no particular reason.
Anyway, it does look promising, but here's some things that may need to be removed from the game for there to be any real hope of be purchasing it:
"Hi, want to know some completely pointless information that serves no other purpose than to force you to wait while the game saves itself again despite the fact nothing has happened since the last time I did this?"
Lionel Messi gets benched for a meaningless dead rubber game, having started the previous 954 games in a row
Ahh right. The ball wasn't even behind you, and I just wanted you to nod it down to the team mate you were facing or bring the ball down and turn with it, but ok, I guess yet another bicycle kick is fine too.
feck off please
Stoke are in town. Marvel as each of their forwards takes a turn at waltzing through your entire defence, sometimes even beating the same defender 3-4 times in the same run, leaving you 4-0 at half time. Again.
The computer has been awarded a freekick somewhere within 50 yards of the goal. Can you guess whether it's going to score?