RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

[Red Stone]

That "Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal" thing is a word filter on RAWK, isn't it? I think they did the same with SAF, turning his name into "Mr. Alex Ferguson" every time.

Because they're a classy bunch, that's why.

 

[SteveJ]

Worse, 'George Osborne' changes to 'George Gideon Oliver Osborne, son of Sir Peter Osborne, 17th Baronet of Ballentaylor and Ballylemon and Felicity Alexandra Loxton-Peacock, educated at St. Paul's and Magdalen College, Oxford'. Sheesh...

 

[matherto]

They're all that petty though to be fair.

I've got an old school mate, genuinely nice bloke and not particularly biased as a Liverpool fan but he looks his little nicknames for players/teams/organisations in general conversation.

Chelsea are always 'the Chavs'. Sky Sports is always 'Sly Sports' and so on. Does my nut in, like a six year old namecalling on the playground.

That said, people on here call them Loserpool which is probably as shite as it is sad.

 

[XdanielredX]

They're going for the Alternative Treble this season

 

[okLaptop1]

They're all that petty though to be fair.

I've got an old school mate, genuinely nice bloke and not particularly biased as a Liverpool fan but he looks his little nicknames for players/teams/organisations in general conversation.

Chelsea are always 'the Chavs'. Sky Sports is always 'Sly Sports' and so on. Does my nut in, like a six year old namecalling on the playground.

That said, people on here call them Loserpool which is probably as shite as it is sad.

Jeez that should result in an automatic demotion back to the Newbs.

 

[Ramshock]

those two have to be related

 

[sglowrider]

RAWKites would probably prefer Fowler.

Shame that his career went down the tubes after snorting Wembley's famed grass. Poor sod.


Who knew it would be hazardous to one's career. No wonder they had to eventually replace it with a less dangerous material.

 

[fishfingers15]

His target for us was to finish between 6-8th

If only someone could run an IP check on him and how it would reveal he's actually from Merseyside.

Or Malaysia.

 

[Revan]

If that's a genuine autocorrect then how fecking sad is that? Seriously so petty.

It is definitely an autocorrect. There are a few autocorrects there: Sir Alex Ferguson gets autocorrected to Mr. Alex Ferguson, AVB gets autocorrected to Luís André de Pina Cabral e Villas-Boas and probably a few others too.

 

[Ødegaard]

He's the only United fan in the world who hates pretty much everything about us. Go figure.

Don't know about that man, Noodle has been quite negative from the things I've seen.

 

[Revan]

Don't know about that man, Noodle has been quite negative from the things I've seen.

Noodle just hates everything. He likely hates United just as a matter of principe.

 

[Sassy Colin]

That JohnoWhite fella is an absolute cnut of the highest order. Most def one of the best posters on RAWK.

You don't understand how RAWK works, anyway, I fixed for you.

 

[BazzaBear]

Don't know about that man, Noodle has been quite negative from the things I've seen.

I remember when Noodle had a relatively positive outlook.

I think it was when he had that binbag of booze nicked. It changed him.

 

[Anderson's Cat]

Tecnhicians!!

 

[Anderson's Cat]

He's back. With a Real Madrid cap at Anfield

What an illiterate c*nt

 

[langster]

Tecnhicians!!

Quality.

 

[adamwest]

Tecnhicians!!

Brilliant that.

 

[Cal?]

He's back. With a Real Madrid cap at Anfield

this guy needs subtitles, i honesty didnt get much of what he's saying

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

Chelsea are always 'the Chavs'. Sky Sports is always 'Sly Sports' and so on. Does my nut in, like a six year old namecalling on the playground..

Does he call United "Manure"?

I hadn't heard that one since I was at school (a good 12+ years ago) but in the past year or so, it seems to have made a roaring comeback.

 

[Sied]

Tecnhicians!!

"He's what I'd call an antique technician"

 

[montpelier]

Strong stuff on Brendan's striker picks/options in a discussion about Borini not figuring v Basle.

Either the club is corrupt and some players have to be playing ahead of others or Rodgers has lost it, it's as simple as that.

 

[pierrethesnack]

Has that JohnoWhite ever explained why he, as an alleged United supporter, is on RAWK?

 

[Godfather]

He's back. With a Real Madrid cap at Anfield

Are all Scouse sounding that annoying? Their dialect is absolutely horrifying. "bachch of the net".

 

[montpelier]

I would guess that this bloke's Madrid hat is supposed to show he went to the away game and is not therefore, a wool, a weapon or a whopper. The visual signposting of this is necessary because of his speech difficulties.

 

[The Mitcher]

Are all Scouse sounding that annoying? Their dialect is absolutely horrifying. "bachch of the net".

Not all, tbh they have many different types of scouse accent.

 

[Werder Herzog]

Can anyone else smell that collective whiff of stained grundies from down the East Lancs road?

Every Liverpool fan i know is bricking it.

I want us to humiliate the vermin.

Do RAWK think they can win or is it a similar feeling there?

I want to see Redknapp & Souness & Carragher crying, moaning over a decision that goes our way.

 

[DatIrishFella]

Tecnhicians!!

He's fantastic.

 

[Shark]

Can anyone else smell that collective whiff of stained grundies from down the East Lancs road?

Every Liverpool fan i know is bricking it.

I want us to humiliate the vermin.

Do RAWK think they can win or is it a similar feeling there?

I want to see Redknapp & Souness & Carragher crying, moaning over a decision that goes our way.

As far as I can gather, they're putting our position on the table down to De Gea and only De Gea. Otherwise, they believe we've been no better than them and they can get a result, despite them being unable to hit a barn door at the moment and our strikers' current form.

 

[marukomu]

This guy is up for it.

Pack it in mate. UTD are shite and would be even if their shit players were fit or not. Stop trying to make excuses for them.

They had a full team last season both games and what happened? We twatted them. They have injuries this season, as do we, as do all other clubs in the league. We'll twat them on Sunday regardless.

feck UTD, feck the media, feck their fans. We are Liverpool tra la la la la!!!

 

[matherto]

Not all, tbh they have many different types of scouse accent.

All of them are utterly horrible though.

 

[matherto]

As far as I can gather, they're putting our position on the table down to De Gea and only De Gea. Otherwise, they believe we've been no better than them and they can get a result, despite them being unable to hit a barn door at the moment and our strikers' current form.

This is what doesn't make sense.

Effectively according to them, DDG is a brick wall responsible for anything good we've done this year (well, not far from the truth admittedly) but then they reckon they'll beat us, despite not being able to score goals against anyone else....

 

[DJ Jeff]

This is what doesn't make sense.

Effectively according to them, DDG is a brick wall responsible for anything good we've done this year (well, not far from the truth admittedly) but then they reckon they'll beat us, despite not being able to score goals against anyone else....

And if someone were then to claim DDG is the best GK in the league, they would be up in arms about it calling him overrated and saying he's a shot stopper and nothing more

 

[The Mitcher]

All of them are utterly horrible though.

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I wouldn't say John lennon had a horrible accent.

 

[matherto]

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I wouldn't say John lennon had a horrible accent.

Oh he did. All of the Beatles do.

I don't if it's just because I'm exposed to it daily but scouse accents are like someones hammering nails into my ears.

 

[sunama]

His target for us was to finish between 6-8th

If Moyes were still here, this would be his target.
If you hire a World class manager (which is what we have), finishing 6-8th gets you the sack and is also embarrassing.
If Mourinho for example, finished in 6th, he'd probably resign and say that he doesnt deserve to be the manager of the club. World class managers have their own very high standards - this is what makes them World class managers.

 

[jaimoe]

If Moyes were still here, this would be his target.
If you hire a World class manager (which is what we have), finishing 6-8th gets you the sack and is also embarrassing.
If Mourinho for example, finished in 6th, he'd probably resign and say that he doesnt deserve to be the manager of the club. World class managers have their own very high standards - this is what makes them World class managers.

facht.

 

[Everest Red]

Where are they discussing Sterling's contract?

 

[vibe]

They had a full team last season both games and what happened? We twatted them. They have injuries this season, as do we, as do all other clubs in the league. We'll twat them on Sunday regardless.

feck UTD, feck the media, feck their fans. We are Liverpool tra la la la la!!!

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

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I wouldn't say John lennon had a horrible accent.

Yes he did

 

[fishfingers15]

This guy is up for it.

What's up with 'meja' bollocks? Liverpool were the 'meja darlings' of last year.